Jackson Jambalaya

A poor girl wants to marry, a rich girl wants to flirt
A rich man goes to college, a poor man goes to work
A drunkard wants another drink of wine, and a politician wants your vote
I don't want much of nothing at all, but I will take another toke

"Twigs and Seeds" was at least as equally catchy!

Outstanding choice KF !!

Shanty by Jonathan Edwards is one of if not the best weed song.

Gonna sit down in the kitchen
And fix me something good to eat
And make my head a little high
And make the whole day complete
'Cause we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on

Well, pass it to me baby
Pass it to me slow
We'll take time out to smile a little
Before we let it go
'Cause we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on

Well, there ain't nothin' to do
And there's always room for more
Fill it, light it, shut up
And close the door
'Cause we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on

We gonna sit around the kitchen
Fix us somethin' good to eat
And make ourselves a little high
And make the whole day complete
'Cause we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on
'Cause we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on

Yeah, more dope. Just what we need.

And they say we are the stupidest state.

Because we are.

Every fake "conservative" rushes to the GubMint to finance his latest GubMint sanctioned scheme, whether it's fake conservative farmers bleating for more welfare, or LiberaLtarian dopers bleating for MM. All the while saying out the other side of the mouth, "Cut GubMint(just not mah check or tax break or scheme)."

Meanwhile, Mississippi goes further downhill every day.

Gunn, Bong Gar, Tater - ALL sellouts and doper friends.

And they talk about LaMumbler and the "dope boys."

Tater and Gunn and Bong Gar ARE the dope boys.

A lot of the hillbillies here (myself included) seem to have forgotten their country heroes smoked pot...like a lot

Willie, Waylon, Hank Jr., Charlie

"Take a trip and never leave the farm" Wildwood Weed by Jim Stafford

Since we're on this tack...

Gonna sit down in the kitchen
And fix me something good to eat
And make my head a little high
And make this whole day complete
'Cause we gonna lay around the shanty, mama
And put a good buzz on.

But when things get too confusing, honey
You're better off in bed
And I'll be searching all the joints in town for
Panama red

Doing what we do.....we doing it every day....doing it doing it doing it, gonna be doing it everyday....doing what we do. Kamala Harris interview after smoking some med jane 1/13/2022 ..7:13 am.

@11:03 you can tell the people who have never tried weed by the idiotic comments they make on the subject.

I always enjoyed music by Paul Davis.

A ZZQ Sunday playlist favorite back in the day.

I miss WZZQ.

10:26
It was Stems and seeds"

My dog died yesterday, let me all alone
The finance company stopped by today, repossessed my home
But thats just a drop in the bucket, compared to losing you
And I'm down to stems and seeds too

I Got Stoned And I Missed It
Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show

I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste
Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day
Then my friend yelled through the transom "Grab your coat and get your hat son
There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away"
But I laid around a bit
Then I had another hit
Then I rolled myself a bauma
Then I thought about my mama
Then I fooled around, played around
Jacked around a while and then
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and it rolled right by
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned oh me oh my
Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit
Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned oh me oh my
Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses
Just to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day
But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned oh me oh my
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Shel Silverstein

I think "Little Black Charlie" should be changed to "they."

Jesse Winchester.



Well, when I got home from work last night
I headed straight for my stash
'Cause I wanted some of my private blend
Which is two parts grass to one part hash
Well, when I got to my little secret hiding place
And I checked out my little plastic bag
Well, there wasn't a speck of that nice leaf left
And I felt my whole spirit sag

There's nothing but twigs and seeds
Twigs and seeds
And they sure don't deliver the punch
That this ole head needs

So I phoned up my old connection and I said
"Look, Richard, this is an emergency, man
Look, I have just discovered that I am
Fresh out of that herb that's so dear to me
You know what I mean man?"
He said, Look, Jesse, I'd like to help you, man"
Said, "I'm in business to supply you with the
weed, you know
But the man just busted a whole huge shipment
of mine
And now everyone in town's smokin'
twigs and seeds" (that's right)

There's nothing but twigs and seeds
Twigs and seeds
And they sure don't deliver the punch
That this old head needs

So you have morning glory seeds and nutmeg
And LSD and model airplane glue
And peyote buttons an' Methedrine, Benzedrine,
Hexedrine
Someone said banana peels would do
Let us say the use of these various hallucinogrens
Was somehow no longer a legal misdeed
Well, man, I still think there ought to be some
sort of law
About possession of nothin' but twigs and seeds

There's nothing but twigs and seeds
Twigs and seeds
And they sure don't deliver the punch
That this old head needs

1:44 p.m.: Most people lack the intellectual resources to smoke dope all day and not be stupid fuck-ups. That's just the truth. I'm sorry if it hurts your feelings.

-not 11:03

Jim Stafford…
The name of this song is the Wildwood Flower
Now the Wildwood Flower is an old country classic
It's gained a whole new popularity
The song isn't any more popular
But the flower's doin' real good

Or -

Toby Keith…
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it begins
You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Both are good for a chuckle, but Jim Stafford is a forgotten treasure!

4:57, Remember these Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show lyrics ?

"Pass the roach please, and pour the wine ..."

The start of a verse from "Freakin at the Freaker's Ball" on their 1972 album, (Sloppy Seconds).

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

Roll another one
Just like the other one
You've been hanging on to it
And I sure would like a hit

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

Roll another one
Just like the other one
That one's just about burnt to the end
So come on and be a real friend

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me

Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong
They're too damn skinny or way too long
I ain't no holy roller so I just use a bong
Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong

Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed
They smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breed
That's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's Texican's creed
Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed

Them boys in Arkansas they got some damn fine pot
That's a direct result of all them good seeds they got
Haulin' water up a hill's a chore, but man I tell you what
Them boys from Arkansas they got some damn fine pot

[Chorus]

Them boys up in Kansas, hell all they got is a bunch of schwag
And they'll try to screw you for fifty bucks a quarter bag
I got some in my guitar case and I'm not the type to brag
But it's a damn sight better than that Kansanian schwag

Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weed
Them alligators is mean, and they eat up all the seeds
But on a bayou night by the light of a full moon
You can walk out and pick you a sack full of 'shrooms

Back in the 70's tokin' Panama Red 'till the Pleiades
Constellation's falling from the sky.
Then came the newest kick
Sinsemilla for the Mexican brick,
Never brings you down, it gets you high.


Roll the green green grass of California
Pacific breeze so gentle and so kind
When your eyes are red, spinning in your head
Remember, it's only in your mind.


In came the strongest stuff,
Single props couldn't haul enough
To keep on Mendocino County time.
Up and down the PCH, from the black sand beach to the redwood gate
They engineered a stronger strain and kind.


Roll the green, green grass of California.
Pacific breeze so gentle and so kind.
When your eyes are red, spinning in your head,
Remember, it's only in your mind


We used to roll up another and another...
Don't bogart brother, you're not alone.
Now a smaller stash, will cost you twice the cash.
And as much will lift you to a new time zone.


Roll the green, green grass of California.
Pacific breeze so gentle and so kind.
When your eyes are red, spinning in your bed,
Remember, it's only in your mind.
When your eyes are red, so heavy in your head,
Remember, it's only in your mind.
Remember, it's only in your mind.