Friday, August 27, 2021

That's a Whole Lotta Coke

 The Perry County Sheriff's Department announced on Facebook: 


Last night, Perry County Deputies conducted a traffic stop on Highway 98 in New Augusta that led to one of the largest Cocaine seizures made by Perry County. 

A traffic stop was conducted on Highway 98 in New Augusta. After further investigation into the stop, Perry County Deputies located a hidden compartment inside the vehicle. The vehicle was then brought to the Sheriff’s Office for a further search assisted by 12-Net Metro Narcotics. After the search, 8 kilos (approximately 17.6lbs.) of Cocaine was located inside the hidden compartments. The street value of this amount of Cocaine equals approximately $320,000.  Arrested was: Juan Antonio Gonzalez-Garza 37 Hispanic male charged with Careless Driving and Aggravated Drug Trafficking (Cocaine).

 




23 comments:

Anonymous said...

They’ve been pulling cars over in the speed trap that is NA for the last 40 years. Finally paired off.

Silence DoGood

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the Hospitality State Mr. Gonzalez-Garza

Anonymous said...

Cocaine is a helluva drug

Anonymous said...

He'll bond out and head for Mehico.

Anonymous said...

My question is will the mule Juan Antonio Gonzalez-Garza by hunted down by the cartel & killed?
Asking for a friend.

Anonymous said...

@9:55
The cartels will know if he doesn’t keep his mouth shut. So he will keep his mouth shut.

Anonymous said...

17lbs of coke and you get caught for careless driving?

Anonymous said...

".....charged with Careless Driving and Aggravated Drug Trafficking"

In the words of my sister, never break more than one law at a time!

Anonymous said...

He's a mule. That aint much dope considering the other amounts that come through the state regularly. He will not be hunted down and killed for losing the dope. Now a family member may be killed if he cooperates, but LEO generally doesn't care about that...

Stopping the dope isn't doing anything to the drug business. Stopping the money will, yet we have a hard time acknowledging that.

Anonymous said...

Big Bust for Perry County (congratulations). Minor loss of profit for the drug runners. The mule may be in trouble, but that level of occasional product loss is figured into the street price as a cost of doing business.

Anonymous said...

If only Mr GG would’ve headed NW instead of NE from Old Mexico he’d been ok
as nose candy and other heavy drugs are now legal in Oregon and Washington states,
correct??

Anonymous said...

This is part of Pres. Xiden's immigration initiative.

Anonymous said...

He'll either bond out and never come back, or he will become a permanent resident of Mississippi (at taxpayer expense). Either way, I'm sure the law-and-order types will call it a win.

Anonymous said...

So they used license plate readers because he had an out of state plate and followed the guy until he made a traffic mistake and busted him. Nice to know the police are catching "easy" criminals instead of getting murders and rapists of the streets.

Anonymous said...

Party at the Perry County Sheriff’s house tonight (and all weekend)!

Anonymous said...

@11:37 - incorrect. And if they were legal there, why would anyone buy from the cartel?

Anonymous said...

One has to wonder if there was some use of the product to stay awake. Awake I say, not woke.

Anonymous said...

God I miss that good 1970s and 1980s coke before all the crack shit.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it he was actually headed to Forest with Ivermectin.

Anonymous said...

How can all of that just weigh 17 lbs ?

Anonymous said...

Scarface was shot in the back.

In other words: Y’all respect the one who got shot—I respect the shooter.

Anonymous said...

Probably just the catering supplies for a "warehouse luncheon" somewhere in the good ol' Magnolia State...

Anonymous said...

Count the blocks and do the math. A kilo is 2.2 pounds.


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