Saturday, July 31, 2021

The Woke Olympics

 Your teacher was right when she told you everything in fourth grade would stay with you for the rest of your life.  Bill Maher explains what that has to do with the Olympics. Enjoy.


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should update your websites thesis statement. Yahoo beat you to it.

Anonymous said...

I quit watching the olympics when NBC started showing them. How I miss the era of ABC showing the olympics whentheynfocsedon sports.

Here’s hoping nbc looses millions

Anonymous said...

This "woke" nonsense is most vocal on (((twitter))) among people who like to say "As a white person, I am ashamed of X" and later when they get called out for some Jussie Smollett-like nonsense they have said or done, they proclaim "I'm not white, I'm...." because that instantly shuts down any criticisms. It was even a "get our of jail free" card for Jussie.

Maybe Bill can do us all a favor and address the subversive bullshit his tribe repeatedly does to constantly undermine the social harmony the rest of society. It's got old 2000 years ago.

Anonymous said...

You know it's gone too far when Mahar is against it.

Anonymous said...

I’m certainly no fan of Bill Maher, however he is spot on! Even he is tired of this nonsense if cancel culture!

Anonymous said...

Is Bill Mayer becoming more conservative or am I becoming more liberal? I used to hate the guy. But now I hate the GOP too. And the Democratic Party makes my stomach churn. Modern times are so confusing.

Anonymous said...

Nowadays, people watch anything.

Krusatyr said...

Bill Maher, who merely introduced Godlessness and Marxism as left hand grinder blades for his White-Christian-Conservative-in-the-wood-chipper comedy routine, now sees his contribution to outright brutal American Communism and is retreating from his former self, tossing daisies on his blood spattered bone chips.

Anonymous said...

@10:27, glad I’m not the only one that noticed (((it)))

Surprised it got through on here, possible Fish is catching on?

Anonymous said...

Maher is your typical rich leftist tool/water boy for the Democratic party and slave to the $$$ HBO pays him; and his hypocrisy will allow him to go along with just about anything leftists do, as long as it doesn’t negatively affect him.

Bill Maher was “cancelled” in 2002 when major advertisers stopped advertising with his show after he said the perpetrators of the September 11 terrorist attacks were not cowards. So, Bill Maher was “cancelled” for being politically incorrect, on his show called “Politically Incorrect.”

So for all you youngsters that weren’t around i.e. this happened BY (before you), and everyone else that might be believing that ole Bill Maher “gets it,” and maybe he ain’t so bad after all, well you all be assured that ole Bill ain’t doing nothing but looking out for ole Bill, and when he rants about the cancel culture – it’s because “he’s been cancelled” himself before, and that cost him a lot of $$$.

Anonymous said...

Likewise all sports.

Anonymous said...

Y'all are so young.

Thank the Lord the political satirists of the'60's didn't have to put up with this overly analytical, can't take teasing nonsense. The lesson learned when McCarthyism was ending careers is forgotten. The hypocrisy of the right about " cancelling" is hard to take...like Trump wasn't the Canceller in Chief from the beginning...birther and Cruz's daddy killing Kennedy...give me a break!

Kingfish said...

Julissa Gomez

Anonymous said...

@10:22
The 1960s you say? What about the Frito Bandito? There are plenty more examples of cancel culture in the 1960s. The main difference between then and now is the amount of media availability. There is more media now to cancel.


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