Thursday, July 8, 2021

A.G. Sues Google

 Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement.


37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Has China paid out those billion$ yet? Asking for a cynical friend.

Anonymous said...

read the first line closely. ms fitch didnt sue anyone. she merely intervened in a suit filed by the AG of another state. if she wants to do anything about antitrust matters, she needs to spend her time doing something about the fact that blue cross has a virtually monopoly over health care insurance in this third world county called mississippi .

Anonymous said...

More taxation without representation. This will come to a screeching halt soon. The pendulum always swings back. And when it does, duck

Anonymous said...

ms fitch would have you believe that she ''pioneered'' this antitrust litigation. read her press release. all the heavy lifting had been done long before she showed up.
like most of these fake career politicians , she has never had an original thought in her entire career.
the only thing redeeming about her is that she managed to beat that clown mark baker.

Anonymous said...

/facepalm

Anonymous said...

dear ms fitch,
i can live just fine without google, but i cant get by without health insurance.
since you fancy yourself as the greatest lawyer since abraham lincoln, why do you do something about the total monopoly that blue cross has over health insurance coverage in mississippi?
is it because blue cross has you on their payroll? tell me!
go down to wall mart and buy your self that board game called ''monopoly''. that game has been around since the 30s. learn to play it and maybe, just maybe , you will understand what im trying to tell you.

Anonymous said...

Seeing where some states are filing suits against their governors for stopping federal unemployment benefits. Anybody planning to file a suit against Tater? Lots of $

Anonymous said...

You can join a lawsuit by filing one sheet of paper.

Anonymous said...

No, she agreed to sign on to a suit by 37 other AGs. Groundbreaking stuff, for sure. I'd love to hear her theories on antitrust law.

Anonymous said...

Okay. To bad these companies have grown in "BladeRunner" style stuff. The ship has sailed....WE are all now slaves to Google...FB....Twits and any others. It's over folks. We slept to long.....comfortable in the shells.

Anonymous said...

Should be an easy case to win as long as Lynn doesn’t get involved further than signing her name and issuing press releases.

Anonymous said...

Alright… one of y’all has to know… who’s gonna run against her??

Anonymous said...

Thanks for joining EPIC and it's suit against Apple/Google! #fortnite

Anonymous said...

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Anonymous said...

Good!

Anonymous said...

Wasn’t Jim Hood widely ridiculed when he sued Google? New boss same as the old.

Anonymous said...

This is a landmark day for Liston & Deas

Anonymous said...

Joinder queen!

What a brave brave AG!

How’s the suit going to overturn democracy….you know the one you joined….

Anonymous said...

to 11;14........''theories on antitrust law''?........ms fitch would not know antitrust from antibiotic.



Anonymous said...

If Attorney General Fitch was a democrat we would never see all these negative posts. Leftists will continue to spout their lies until stupid people start to believe them. That is their Marxist strategy, Tell a big lie and tell it often enough and it will be believed to be the truth!

Anonymous said...

Let's just eliminate the AG's office and let Google, FB, Wall Street, et al stomp all over your asses and steal every nickel in PERS so these assclowns dont have to worry and fret about which political party the AG is from or if lawyers who represent the state and front litigation costs and expenses and spend their time working for nothing in hopes to get a fraction of what is recovered and their expense money back.

Anonymous said...

@ 4:22 PM

I am 99% sure she is a democrat. She sure acts like one. She certainly can’t tell you her views on an issue without a teleprompter

Anonymous said...

I've asked before, and got crickets every time. Has the woman ever been in a courtroom or litigated in any capacity? God help us all when she publishes her resume in two years.

Anonymous said...

422

She gets paid not to work. Sounds like a liberal to me

Anonymous said...

You know she’s a train wreck when she praises the twice impeached idiot every chance she gets and the Republicans still hate her. I expect she will start doing some local companies very big favors soon. She will need to have a job lined up as soon as this term is over and she isn’t impressing anyone with her ability.

Anonymous said...

@4:22

I don’t care what party Lynn is in.. She’s useless and clueless!

Mad Money said...

11:39...I'm still waiting for an answer to your very legit question...anyone?

Anonymous said...

Republicans would be meeting with these companies to create opportunities.

Democrats sue them.

Anonymous said...

She files one frivolous suit after another.
Jim Hood actually did do his job.

Anonymous said...

4:54, methinks thou dost protest a bit too much. you'll make millions w/ very little risk. They'll pay your "tax", pass the cost on to Joe Schmoe and not change a thing. cigarettes anyone?

Anonymous said...

Not to worry, Lynn just secured two spots on Supertalk next week.
Gallo & The J T show would be my first guess.

Anonymous said...

@7:17

Yes, I prefer to watch the live feed so you can see her struggling with her bifocals to read the pages and pages of scripted notes. Some people don’t need a script, some people can get by with a few talking points, but some people have talent

Anonymous said...

Lynn, you didn’t get the best us attorneys that were available who hope you know that! People don’t live those job to work for someone like you!

Anonymous said...

Interesting move for someone who loves to Google herself

Anonymous said...

Fresh paint and new office furniture ain't gonna pay for itself!

Anonymous said...

Thanks JJ for bringing this to light. Personally, I think it's a waste of taxpayer money. There are many things the Attorney General works on that I think are appropriate, but jumping on this misguided bandwagon for political reasons is wrong. I download apps from many sites, including the Internet. It's a free market. The more we push against technology, the further we will get behind China and the other countries that are attacking us. Be mindful of these lawsuits.

Anonymous said...

Follow the money...Fitch's contribution reports are a roadmap...
Someone smart could compare her contributions to the hiring of outside counsel...


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