Saturday, May 15, 2021

Funny of the Day

 Dear Social Justice Warriors, this is how you do it......


 

While we are posting SNL videos, here is an oldie but goodie. 

 

or this one

Posted by Kingfish at 7:07 PM

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

literally bait and switch
you make a post entitled “Funny of the day”
after clicking on the post, 3 unfunny videos appear

May 15, 2021 at 8:26 PM
Anonymous said...

8:26 - relax - different strokes for different folks.

May 15, 2021 at 10:19 PM
Anonymous said...

8:26pm Lighten up Francis, these were from the pre-woke-loser's era....when free speech was allowed, and any subject matter on earth was game for sarcasm or humor. And if you think every protected demographic of citizen is offended by these things today, you need to get out of your echo chamber bubble - because by far the majority of them wish we could go back.

All the "outrage" of today has been manufactured by design.

May 16, 2021 at 6:23 AM
Anonymous said...

It was the “Wokies” who decided free speech was no longer allowed? Who knew!

-The Dixie Chicks and Liz Chaney

May 16, 2021 at 8:57 AM
Anonymous said...

What's funny to me is some young idiot making snide remarks about old geezers as if they won't be one in the future. Of course if they smart of in the presence of the wrong old geezer they won't live long enough to become one. Hehehehehehe.

May 16, 2021 at 2:27 PM
Anonymous said...

If you don’t break a hip first, 2:27.

If you were smart, you would recognize when your time is over. And, it’s smart “off”.” You might know that if you weren’t geriatric.
“Hehehehehehe.”

May 16, 2021 at 4:40 PM
Anonymous said...

9:07 AM here.
4:40 PM was not me.

I will say that I would've been much more impressed if you "badass" geezers who are retired, have less to lose, and a lot more free time, would've done something more about that sham election last year. Something more than just camping out at Academy and Van's, buying up all the available ammo, and keeping your Trump 2020 flags flying for 6 months.

May 16, 2021 at 5:41 PM
Anonymous said...

This site is rapidly degenerating from a fairly evenhanded, quirky place to get juicy, nonpartisan gossip on local jackassery into just another bog standard get-off-my-lawn-SJW’s blog for old white conservatives.

Aren’t there some NE Jackson wannabe rich folks having a cat fight in whatever remains of River Hills or something like that?

May 16, 2021 at 6:11 PM
Anonymous said...

If I don't break my hip? Doing what? I hold the philosophy that if you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch. I'm on the porch sitting under Junior's rocking chair hoping he doesn't spit tobacco juice on my head. Not only that, but I have no problem letting you, don't have a clue whipper-snappers, run this SOB in the ground. My time is short and I'm glad about it. You and your like minded cohorts are making your bed and you will be the ones sleeping in it. If you make it this far, I wonder what your attitude will be. Hehehehehehehe

May 16, 2021 at 7:37 PM
Anonymous said...

If you can’t be a mad fun of or mocked, or ridiculed for humors sake you are, in fact, the problem. That’s what is wrong with SNL now they only make fun of one type. They were funny when they made fun of everyone. If this post makes you mad you are part of the problem

May 16, 2021 at 7:58 PM

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