Jackson Jambalaya

The continuing increase in the level of stupidity in our society is frightening.

Putting gas cans in the enclosed trunk space right above the exhaust pipes seems super smart. Unlike military jerry cans that are sealed most of those plastic yard and garden cans will vent fumes.

His glasses?

"Notice anything missing?"

I see a lack of common sense.

I don't have on my glasses...is that Lamar Adams? Missing one ankle bracelet?

Just reminds me of another doddering old fool in the early days of the pandemic, frantically piling bottled water into a shopping cart. This greedy geezer will probably be a ball of fire after loading that into his trunk. Selfish old fool. Pathetic.

Darwin Award in progress...

Forgot to use his fuel points?

None of y'all have gotten it yet. ;-)

I can't get past the fact that you NEVER, NEVER fill a plastic can while on/in the vehicle. The static electricity can ignite the fuel/fuel vapor. Every one of those cans should be on the concrete. I can only hope that he actually had the caps to those cans

Maybe he owns a lawnmower business
Maybe he depends on a generator to run medical equipment if the power fails
You never know!

Fuel door off the car?

Why play games KF? Just tell us.

I cannot tell for sure, but the gas door on the car looks odd.

9:20, it’ll be coming for you one day and some young smart mouth whiner will be talking about you. You best hope you can get out and do for yourself when you get to be that mans age.

His mask? He left his door open? Come on Fish!!!!

License plate

Cap on one of the tanks?

The tag on this model is on the truck lid, KF.

That trunk is going to smell like gas for a long time.

He isn't wearing a mask.

Your implying the gas cans don’t have spouts on them. It’s likely the spouts are in the bottom of the trunk so he can fill them all up without having to unscrew them. Maybe the guy knows what he is doing and will put the spouts on, leave the trunk open, and ease his way home.

Wallet???

Did he drive up there with all of, “that,” and forget to bring his wallet?

If that's Kap'n Kangaroo, the black knee-socks are missing.

At least one of the cans in the trunk has no cap/spout. Smaht.

A University of Mississippi window sticker....?

His mask???

I don't see caps on those cans........ or do I need my glasses....

Caps on gas cans!

where is the toilet paper....need...more...toilet...paper.

I really wonder how these hoarder types would feel if they contributed to causing an unnecessary gas shortage and they days later arrived at a doctor appt (because hooray you have gas) only to find the doctor they need was unable to fill up and make it to the office.

Doubt it will come to such a worst-case hypothetical scenario, but I do wonder if they would accept any blame if it did.

@ 10:07. I can answer that. No. If the gas station attendant told them by filling up those cans the next person would not get any he would pause and fill them up anyway. The world is more and more full of people that think Hooray for me, to hell with you.

Buying gas there he needs a pistol on his hip

The rest of his pants?

The spouts on the gas canisters are pointing into the trunk and not out.

His calves seem to be missing.

the only thing I get is that Kingfish (hopefully) intentionally misspelled “a lot” but who knows.

When I finally found gas this morning I also filled up 25 gallons worth of gas cans.

What’s missing? The use of a decent camera?

Also, proper karen authorization

I frankly don't see the problem.
The license plate is on the trunk.
He doesn't need a wallet as a driver's license, credit card and credit card fit into a pocket as can his key's in the pocket we can't see. The car appears to be turned off.
He made have forgotten his glasses and while carrying that many gas containers in a trunk may not be ideal, that would be preferable to smelling fumes inside the car for those without trucks.
His dress is very nice actually. Few of us old folks look as good in our clothes as we once did.
While his vehicle is angled, people can get around him.
KF, pray tell us why you think this should get our attention at all?

This guy forgot the static discharge chain that should drag on the road to keep the static from accumulating and possibly causing a fire in the trunk!

Is it Wild Bill Hulsey?

This guy would probably be safer if he had a cigarette lit rather than
filling the cans in a hurry so he can light one up on the way home!

Missing: Consideration for the rest of the people in line.

Tesla

I notice many things missing:
1. His drivers door is wide open... no one filling up at the scary I55 Kroger would ever do that because their car will get stolen while they fill up.
2. I do not see the spouts for his gas cans. I assume he removed them and they are in his trunk.
3. Where is the Hinds County Sheriff on the golf cart? Thank goodness they still patrol that crime infested parking lot.
4. He appears to be confused on the proper use of the gas pump.
5. He is mostly missing common sense. No one should travel with full gas cans inside a car or in a closed trunk. Stupid.

tesla charging station for his model 3

Carjackers? Armed assailants?

Making Uhmerrica Grate one Darwin at a time!

In a couple few days when this shit is over he'll have a shit load of gas. Gonna be cutting the yard every other day for awhile, or can you save gas like Gold and Silver? Keep everyone in fear and watch the shit show. Remember Katrina?

We have a winner. Ding ding ding

Electric cars can’t get here fast enough. The taxpayers have subsidized oil companies for far too long and who knows how many of our service people have died in the government’s pursuit of oil. It’s past time we made the switch.

if it is a Tesla why does it have dual exhaust? I thought Tesla's were electric

What.

@2:02 what do you think produces electricity? Coal and natural gas. So if we switch to all electric vehicles we are going to have to produce a ton of electricity. So when you stop prodcing gas and oil you will have to double coal and natural gas. it's a wash. plus the only people who can afford the electric vehicles have money, middle class and poor peopple can't so i guess they walk to work.

This vulgar display of greed and selfishness is the epitome of boomer “me, me, me” culture.

The fact that the conman Felon Musk uses Nikola Tesla’s name makes me sick. Tesla was all about free energy. The Tesla Motors Company is all about pumping the stock price. Their stock is their number one product. They sell fewer cars total, than Ford sells of just Mustangs.

A true Tesla car would simply run on the background energy it collects from the natural ethereal energy fields around it. Those patents exist and will magically appear if we ever actually run out of oil.

Free energy doesn’t just kill automakers and oil companies. It will topple the central banks as well. That technology must be suppressed to maintain late stage capitalism and artificial scarcity.

Caps might be a good idea.

that theory is full of crap.

@Kingfish
You are full of crap. Try watching a JRE episode that isn’t just some Hollywood pedophile for a change.

@Kingfish
Nikola Tesla made a car that ran on cosmic rays.

https://teslauniverse.com/nikola-tesla/articles/nikola-teslas-most-amazing-pierce-arrow-car-project-1931-buffalo-ny-vision

Well, that’s Coach Joe Moorhead so that explains why he was stocking up on gas.
He needs it to run his...left lane fast** offense.

so Great King, what is the answer?

comment @ 401 could explain why there a tinfoil shortage!

Also no mention of the strange radiation!

How many rolls of cheap toilet paper can someone trade for gas? Asking 'for a friend.'

Caps installed, if one could tell from that potato pic, would make filling the cans impossible

4:33: Neil DeGrasse Tyson

@Kingfish
Well if TV’s beloved “Black Science Man” says it, then it must be true!

I'll just keep my old beat up 1995 Pontiac Grand Prix with 275,000 still runs as new. You can keep your electric commie car.

So what's the right answer???

Ah. White socks. Missing.

A little ironic throwing up government subsidies for the oil industry in a conversation advocating electric cars. What would you call the tax break you get for buying the electric car?

You knew it was coming!

Floriduh Hot Hummer: https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/citrus-county/hummer-with-four-containers-of-gasoline-bursts-into-flames-right-after-filling-up-at-homosassa-gas-station/

Didn't think a Tesla Model 3 would have a charging port behind the rear left door, or the need for exhaust pipes.

Dark socks? WTF?