Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Supremes Reject Bar Reject

Bar reject threatened to "beat y'all's asses unconscious" in filing addressed to Supreme Court

 It's a safe bet Zundria Crawford will not become a lawyer anytime soon.  She failed the bar exam in 2015 but instead of re-taking the test, she sued the Mississippi Bar.  The Mississippi Supreme Court rejected her "appeal" yesterday. 

 Crawford sued and lost in Hinds County Chancery Court.  Denise Owens was the Chancellor.   Never a quitter, she appealed to the Mississippi Supreme Court.  She repeatedly accused the Justices of bias and corruption as she filed motions for recusal.  After losing one such motion, she filed a motion for reconsideration in June.  The Court denied the motion and ordered her to submit a brief within 45 days after July 29.  Ignoring the Court, she filed several motions to show cause, reconsideration, and suspension of the briefing schedule on September 3.  The Court denied her motions on October 12 and ordered her to submit a brief within 14 days.  Pretty clear-cut, right? Wrong.  She filed yet another motion to show cause, reconsideration, and suspend the briefing schedule. 

The motion was filled with threats, colorful language, curse words, and insults to the Court.* The Court had enough and threw her appeal out yesterday: 

On October 12, 2020,, the Court filed an En Banc Order which provided, in pertinent part, "that if the Appellant's Brief in this matter is not filed within fourteen (14) days of the entry of this En Banc Order, this appeal shall be dismissed." Rather than filing an Appellant's Brief by October 26, 2020, Crawford filed this pro se Motion.  

After due consideration, the Court finds this prose Motion is not well-taken and should be denied. Furthermore, based upon Crawford's failure to comply with the Court's repeated directives regarding the filing of her Appellant's Brief, the Court finds that this appeal should be dismissed. IT IS THEREFORE ORDERED that the Motion for Reconsideration and to Stay or Suspend the Briefing Deadline filed by Appellant Zundria D. Crawford,pro se, is hereby denied.

 IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that this appeal should be, and it hereby is, dismissed. If any costs of this appeal remain unpaid, such are assessed to Appellant Zundria D. Crawford.

 Oddly enough, Ms. Crawford only missed passing the Bar exam by two points.  She could have already re-taken the test, passed the Bar, and been paid to make mischief in the courts instead of doing it for free.  

Kingfish note: The Court should refer Ms. Crawford to the Hinds County District Attorney for criminal prosecution.  The Court should make an example out of her.  Those before the Court should not be allowed the threaten physical harm upon the Court and its staff.

Funny now the now-retired Jimmie Gates left all of these threats and insults out of his story.   Wonder why.  

* Here are some choice excerpts from the motion. 

"This Court is demanded to follow the GOT DAMN LAW!!!!!!!"

"3. Ironically, Donald Trump was just talking about "dumb bastards" just last week."

5.  For the Justices of this Court to knowingly and willingly abuse their discretion and  power with bias and unfair prejudice to enforce its "void" and unenforceable "En Banc Order" entered on Oct  12, 2020 upon Crawford in violation of MISSISSIPPI  LAW with the "corrupt purpose"  to cause the ultimate  and irreparable  harm to Crawford  of unlawfully  dismissing  this pending  appeal  and  without  full compliance  with  M.R.A.P.  2(a)(2)  ("Discretionary Dismissal" procedure) does nothing but further substantiate probable cause to investigate and to ultimately bring criminal  charges  or indictments  for EVERY  Justice  currently  sitting on the bench of this Court for racketeering, abuse of power; obstruction. of justice, or organized public corruption in violation of state and federal RICO law among other things!

10.  THEREFORE,  Crawford  comes  by  FORCE  to  bring  ORDER  out  of  chaos!!! Starting with this demand herein and at bar that this Court (which is composed of nine (9) proven tyrants,  hypocrites,  criminals,  and  tortfeasors  out  of  the  2,989,260³  citizens  in  the  State  of Mississippi)  is going to FOLLOW  THE GOT DAMN LAW!!!!!!!  (And  I  mean  you disgusting muthafuckas are going to follow the got damn law in THIS CASE if you have never followed the law in yo GOT DAMN LIFE!!!! And, if you know what's best for YOU, you would be sure to read every  single,  solitary  word  of  the  pleadings  herein  because  there  is  ALWAYS  a  method  to my madness!  (KF: There is no doubt that madness is at play here.).

21.  Pursuant to the standard recognized  by Whitfield, the Justice of this Court among  others have already been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigations ("FBI") by Crawford for racketeering  and organized  public corruption  and Crawford  has legitimate criminal charges.

27.  Why  Crawford  won't  just  take  the test  again?  Because  why  take  a  high-stakes,  expensive licensing bar-exam again when the overwhelming evidence proves that Crawford passed her July 2015 MS Bar Exam in the first place and that the Board did not have any good faith intent to  fairly  grade  Crawford's  exam  or  pass  you  in  good  faith  anyways.

 28.       If  wrongfully   convicted  criminals  can  recover,  e.g.,  "$24  million"  and  "$100  million" in damages because they were intentionally  deprived of their constitutionally protected rights and suffered  substantial harm and monetary  damages as a result, what do you think when  Crawford stands to recover over $80 million in damages (and counting) which requires her to stay the course of this litigation (even when corrupt judges have been unlawfully  keeping the matter tied  up  in  court)

30.   Future economic damages?  Well, let's not forget that though the overwhelming evidence of record proves that Crawford passed the July 2015 MS Bar Exam in the first place, the  fact is that she still does not have her license -    which means that it is worth future damages  for as long as she does not have it -    and Crawford  has demonstrated  that she can practice law  that would usually cost $1,500 to $2,000 per hour and lawyers are known for working, i.e., 80 hours or more per week-

31.       And you got real trouble if Crawford can find an applicable treble-damages statute that would automatically cause that $80 mil to triple by law. Think it's a game!

 43.       Out of a population of 2,989,260 citizens in the State of Mississippi, it's always a just  handful of "dumb bastards" that causes Mississippi to become a national embarrassment and the.laughing stock of the Nation.

I mean, I'd  say res ipsa loquitur, but I'm  not sure Mississippi students would know what I meant.

65.       In other words, Crawford ain't no play-pretty. In Mississippi, the practice of law is a  hybrid of chess and dirty poker. And, in this case, underestimation has been the joker in the deck (as there is ALWAYS a method to my madness).

68.       FREEDOM  OF SPEECH:  Crawford  is entitled to freedom of speech and expression in  this  matter  at  bar  to  show  just  how  pissed  off  she  is  and  rightfully  so  when  she  has  been unlawfully  harassed and harmed and damaged  by a bunch of jackasses  that can't take their  ass­ whippings like a man!

 75.       You shove all of this aristocratic bullshit all up in everybody  else's face and you  don't even follow the law ya damn self! Crawford shall proceed to beat y'all's asses unconscious,  kick your asses in court, and then kick your asses again and shake your hands when she's done. And when we get through, ain't gonn' be no hard feelings either. (Movie: Harlem Nights, 1989).

78.       Crawford's  grand demonstration  of the practice  of law  in this case demonstrates the  threat of a "Zundria D. Crawford" as being an example of the reason why they killed slaves for  reading because that 'knowledge'· is a muthafucka and Crawford is a beast that's just bad and  formidable enough to bring it and to come see yo ass on the courtroom floor!

79.       Somebody que up that scene in the movie, A TIME To  KILL: Now, close your eyes and imagine that Crawford is a Black male. Scared the shit out ofya, didn't it?


25 comments:

Bat-shit Crazy said...

Trying to be admitted to the bar, one race card at a time.

Anonymous said...

“This Court is demanded to follow the GOT DAMN LAW!!!!!!!"

Scary that this fool is trying to be a lawyer. What school did she go to and shouldn’t the school be looked into for fraud?

Anonymous said...

do you have to go to law school to take the bar? if so someone please tell us which distinguished institution admitted her and put up with her for 4 years.

Anonymous said...

you can't fix stupid-

Anonymous said...

...she is giving credence to the rumor that *certain* students are allowed to go to Mississippi College Law for free based solely on their *background.*

Anonymous said...

She should be on suicide watch. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

What a lunatic. Her college and law school should rescind her diploma(s). Maybe her and that Ole Miss Professor would make good friends with the amount of hate in their hearts.

Anonymous said...

There are people in all walks of life who are mentally disturbed but able to function on other levels. Clearly this is one of them. She almost, almost, made it into the practice of law. The bar exam did it's job. Sometimes it does not. She should seek counseling, but because she has gained some academic credentials she will not. Her life will be sad.

Anonymous said...

Didn't she graduate from law school in Michigan (Cooley)? Why didn't she stay up there?

Anonymous said...

" Pursuant to the standard recognized by Whitfield"

She did get that fact correct.

Obviously she has easily met the standards recognized by Whitfield for admission to that great facility.

Anonymous said...

Her facebook page is almost entirely devoted to the bar. Good news is that she did not go to law school in Mississippi. From her page:
Zundria D. Crawford is a Juris Doctor who had the honor of graduating from the last official class of Thomas M. Cooley Law School (Lansing, Michigan) on September 21, 2014 just after it merged with Western Michigan University in August 2014.

Anonymous said...

Is anyone in Jackson charging $1500 an hour?

Anonymous said...

Ms. Crawford clearly has mental health issues that should be addressed. Until she receives appropriate intervention, she will be miserable, will cause others unnecessary distress, and she will be unable to move on with a productive life. Hopefully, she has friends or family that can convince her to get the help she needs.

Anonymous said...

We'd all be safer if 'they' would simply allow her to hang out a shingle. She's bat-shit crazy and none of us is safe with her on the streets.

Anonymous said...

3:28, Ms. Crawford is a graduate of Cooley Law School.Not sure why you wanted to drag MC Law into this, but you should try a little research first before posting. Plus your “rumor” is categorically false.

Anonymous said...

Is anyone in the COUNTRY charging $1,500 an hour? Good grief! Not too terribly long ago, it would have been unthinkable for someone to file something like that with the Supreme Court! Seriously, there would have been SERIOUS consequences......but just like most other noble institutions in this country, they've become watered-down shells of their former selves. Things get cheapened, people become crass, everyone dresses like they're going to a spend the night party, etc.

Bottom line: like KF said, she made threats to the court and to the justices. Why isn't she in jail???

Anonymous said...

Idiots that refer to themselves in the "third person" deserve anything they receive.

Hell, I don't think Adolph Hitler, Napoleon Bonaparte, Idi Amin Da-Da . . . or even a few Jackson politicians
were/are that stupid.

Anonymous said...

So she is a graduate of the same law school as "squad" member Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib. Birds of a feather, train together.

Anonymous said...

The "G" and the "T" are pretty close together on a keyboard though..? IDK?

Anonymous said...

3:28. I’m guessing you applied to the MC Law school and didn’t get in? The person in this post graduated from a law school in Michigan. Why did you mention MC unless you have an axe to grind with them?

How easy is the bar exam these days if someone who writes as poor as she shows in her filing can come within two points of passing?

Anonymous said...

If she does ever get her license, she’s in for a rude awakening because working 80 hrs a week is not the same as billing 80 hrs a week, especially at the imaginary rate of $1500-$2000 an hour. I’ve practiced with attorneys who were in the office from 6a-6p every weekday and at least half a day every weekend and they never came close to billing an 80 hr week.

Jacksun said...

As an attorney I’m glad I won’t have to encounter or deal with her.

Jane said...

Even if she retook the bar exam and passed it, she would flunk the character and fitness qualification based on her insane and threatening filings.

Anonymous said...

I think she took the bar exam twice. She took a February exam and a July exam. She took issue with one of her essay grades because she fully answered the question on the July exam and received a 2, and in the February exam, she received a 10 for that essay question, but she barely answered the question. It was one of her talking points about issues with the grading system.

To be frank, she probably knows more law about bar exams and grading than most, but her writing style is difficult to read. One of her complaints filed in Hinds County has an almost 5-page single run-on sentence.

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be great if Abby Robinson took up this case?


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