Monday, December 21, 2020

Medic!

As usual, it sucks to be an Aggie.  Check out what the folks at SEC Shorts came up with this week. 


 

Insert Aggie joke here _______.  

 Oh yes, and thank you, Elijah Moore, for screwing over your own team.  Nothing like quitting the day before your team travels to face its traditional rival.  It's almost as if you were trying to help LSU, which you did.  Watch out for Moore.  He will wind up being a head case in the pros.  Once a quitter, always a quitter.

 

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

A&M got hosed and I am by far a fan of Jimbo Fisher. Notre Dame and Ohio State were selected by bias and tv ratings/viewings. Please tell me how I am wrong.

Anonymous said...

Ole Miss fans using Moore and Yeahboo abandoning their team as an excuse for losing to their self proclaimed biggest rival is the best moral victory I have seen in a while. But hey, congrats on the first bowl game in what, 5 years? They want to preach how they are #allin and #hydr and #WOAM. Nothing more #WAOM than a probably 3rd rounder opting out to protect his draft stock. Mr. Piss in Endzones wasn't thinking about that when he hiked his leg and cost his team the Egg Bowl.

Anonymous said...

Excellent. Best yet.

Anonymous said...

Gee 10:36 AM, you have a serious dark cloud overhang!

Anonymous said...

That Moore and Ole Miss upset some without trying merits a serious discussion about Mississippi and college sports.

Anonymous said...

10:36, your inferiority is showing.

Anonymous said...

10:36 the correct spelling is YabaDabaDoo

Anonymous said...

@10:55 AM - I'm a State alum and totally agree with you. @10:36 AM needs to get a life, or grow up, or both.

Anonymous said...

The shoe!

Anonymous said...

No doubt 10:55. This was great and too much like right. Thank you again Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

Great video. Nice touch with the shoe toss.

As for MSU and OM, just be glad you are along for the ride to cash your $50M welfare check each June. Both schools serve to grant a let up victory for the schools that earn the money for the SEC. Hardly anyone cares for college baseball, tennis and women's hoops where State and OM can claim relevance

Anonymous said...

@10:36
Who hurt you?

Anonymous said...

me thinks 10:36 is trolling trolling trolling

Anonymous said...

That may very well be the best SEC Shorts they've ever done! What I find impressive is the short turn around time between weekend games and the videos to get the plot thought up and then filmed.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kingfish,

Have you ever thought about deporting yourself back to Louisiana because I don’t think anyone here would miss you that much.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kingfish,

Have you ever thought about deporting yourself back to Louisiana because I don’t think anyone here would miss you.

Anonymous said...

@2:19

Who pissed in your Cheerios? Why are you so butthurt over a game?

@10:36

Are you as pissed at coaches who leave for other jobs before their contract has expired? If a coach can leave before his contract expires, a player can leave before the season is over. If he is protecting his 3rd round status, he will be making more money at 21-24 than probably 90+ percent of the same people in his age bracket. If he blows his knee out in a couple of meaningless games, are you going to hire him to work for you? If not, then STFU and keep it moving.

Anonymous said...

Well, Texas A & M might have an impressive band . . . but I still wonder why they don't have fine lil' cheerleaders
like the rest of the SEC.

Anonymous said...

@3:51pm Exactly. These are STUDENT athletes and college (i.e. via television) is big business....either parties can terminate their relationships on a whim if they want to. All that tripe about the "______ family" and/or "______ nation" is utter horseshit.

ESPN does hate the south by the way. Best SEC Short ever.

Anonymous said...

Keep em coming. They give awards for shorts?


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