Monday, September 8, 2014

Jennifer Ortega: The official hottest reporter in Jackson.

Congratulations to Jennifer Ortega of WAPT. She is the 2014 JJ "Hottest reporter in Jackson".   It was a heated battle. Many votes were cast, 2,150 actually.  The most votes ever.  Browsers were worn out as they were closed and opened and closed and opened.  It was a tough race for awhile as Ms. Ortega and Danielle Avitable of WJTV battled back and forth.  Ms. Ortega was gracious enough to furnish some pictures to be used in this post.













Ashley Garner (Fox 40)
  19 (0%)
Cheryl Lasseter (WLBT)
  22 (1%)
Emily Alexander (WAPT)
  67 (3%)
Kate Royals (CL)
  56 (2%)
Julie Weiden (WLBT)
  83 (3%)
Jennifer Ortega (WAPT)
  612 (28%)
Courtney Ann Jackson (WLBT)
  16 (0%)
Stephanie Alexander (WAPT)
  4 (0%)
Therese Apel (CL)
  206 (9%)
Brittany Bell (WAPT)
  15 (0%)
Danielle Avitable (WJTV)
  553 (25%)
Hadas Brown (WAPT)
  33 (1%)
Beth Alexander (WJTV)
  4 (0%)
Francesca Weems (WLBT)
  7 (0%)
Megan West-Allen (WAPT)
  179 (8%)
Marsha Thompson (WLBT)
  39 (1%)
Joy Redmond (WLBT)
  16 (0%)
Keegan Fox (WAPT)
  42 (1%)
Emily Le Coz (CL)
  11 (0%)
Jessica Bowman (WLBT)
  11 (0%)
Katie Eubanks (Northside Sun)
  23 (1%)
Malary Pullen (WJTV)
  17 (0%)
Courtney Cronin (CL)
  88 (4%)
Tammy Eastwick (WAPT
  27 (1%)

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not only hot, but a hell of a reporter as well.

Anonymous said...

no runoff?

Anonymous said...

Great reporter and very beautiful!

Who killed the mayor? said...

I may challenge the election results. I'll let you know after it's too late.

Anonymous said...

This just in: Danielle Avitable of WJTV has engaged Mitch Tyner to represent her challenge of the votes. More to follow.

Anonymous said...

This entire election is a sham. In fact, Avitable won by over 25,000 votes. If it were not for crossdresser voting, the true cutie, Avitable, would be named the winner. Please send me $50 today to start a new PAC and radio show in order that truth and justice be brought to Mississppi again.

Ollie said...

Jennifer needs to replace Stephanie Maxwell on air for obvious reasons.

Anonymous said...

Over 1,500 folks actually visit this site?

adam henry said...

Went to hs with her she told the principal on me haha

Anonymous said...

>>>Over 1,500 folks actually visit this site?<<

The sudden realization that maybe it wasn't just a few of Haley's bought and paid for Trolls responsible for the McDaniel loss and the tea party unfriendly posts.

I didn't vote in the Hottest Reporter election, and now I wish I had voted for Jennifer Ortega. My attorney may be filing to have late votes counted. Elections are never over until the last dollar is grifted from the gullible.

Anonymous said...

Avitable was robbed!!! Or most of y'all are blind in addition to being stupid.

Anonymous said...

when is the hottest male reporter poll/contest coming out?

Anonymous said...

FOUL I say! I thought Beeeeeerrrrrrrrrt Case won? recount....

Anonymous said...

This poll had the right outcome. Ms. Ortega is a beautiful lady, AND she does a great job reporting!

She will likely retain her crown as the Hottest Reporter in the Metropolitan area for quite a while.

Kingfish, thank you for getting the extra pictures to share with us!

Anonymous said...

That last picture is a bit risqué. Is that one that Ms.Ortega provided herself?

Kingfish said...

I think we have our first Muslim sighting.

Anonymous said...

KS: need to draw you a map? Click enlarge.

Anonymous said...

Ah

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness for video only feed on internet news stories... Without any narrative, I had no idea what was going on in the video that the AP ran about a museum fire in Jackson, MS. A quick search turned up a news story with a charming reporter giving information on the fire. Even though I live in Seattle, I think I'll have to watch more news stories from WAPT. Best wishes on getting the AG Museum back in order.


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