Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Today's agenda

Since the City of Jackson will not post agendas on its website, here is the agenda for today's meeting of the city council.  Not much of interest, although Mayor Lumumba is asking the city council to confirm the appointment of Soyonda Green (not to be confused with Soylant Green) as Chief Administrative Officer.  Mr. Green was a legislative assistant to Congressman Bennie Thompson and was a Sergeant with the Hattiesburg Police Department in 2009.  He is the son of Hinds County Senior Circuit Judge Tomie Green. Not much else of interest on the agenda.

Posted by Kingfish at 6:54 AM

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does he write poetry?

July 30, 2013 at 7:26 AM
Anonymous said...

Congrats to all the white conservatives in Wards 1 & 7. Your animus was so profound for Harvey Johnson you paved the way for Chuckie's election. Now we get Tommie Green's son in the deal. Great job!

July 30, 2013 at 7:49 AM
Anonymous said...

Sure was. We finally got rid of that arrogant ass. We damn sure did a good thing.

July 30, 2013 at 8:16 AM
Anonymous said...

Does this mean Thelman Boyd has been let go? I hope so; that guy was the biggest waste of a salary.

July 30, 2013 at 8:53 AM
Anonymous said...

Now if we could only purge downtown of the remaining arrogant ass.

July 30, 2013 at 9:17 AM
Anonymous said...

Yes good job... welcome to the new Wardonesburg and the Free Republic of Ward 7.

July 30, 2013 at 9:35 AM
Kingfish said...

Funny comment but you know I can't approve it.

July 30, 2013 at 9:52 AM
Anonymous said...

What is Wardonesburg?

July 30, 2013 at 10:45 AM
Anonymous said...

Maybe you could do an RSS feed of rejected comments. I suspect it would be pretty entertaining.

July 30, 2013 at 10:49 AM
meople said...

2nd that motion @10:49

July 30, 2013 at 2:46 PM
Fair Is Fair said...

If he would only cull some of his own goofy posts. For example, bitching about non delivery of his newspaper instead of calling the responsible party.

July 30, 2013 at 5:56 PM
Anonymous said...

I think this new feature should be implemented before Lumumba and friends sign the unsolicited convention center hotel deal.


Journeyman Austin presents Jackson with convention center hotel offer http://msbusiness.com/businessblog/2013/07/30/7653/

July 30, 2013 at 6:17 PM
Anonymous said...

lol 5:56.

Just call customer service and wait...................................................................................................................................................................................................................listening to crappy music ..........................................................................and an announcement that your call is important and that all calls are answered as soon as a customer service representative is available..........................................................................................................................................................still waiting for someone on the other side of the world to try to explain why your carrier had his car repossessed and was then arrested..............................................................but they will be happy to apply a credit for the missing paper to your account.....................and next time the same thing again

July 30, 2013 at 9:17 PM
Paul Mitchell said...

I am so glad that The High Mayor is getting the most qualified people to work in Jackson. I am sure that business will be booming inside six weeks of Green's appointment.

July 30, 2013 at 10:21 PM
Anonymous said...

The only way to get the attention (and response) of Gannett customer service or delivery people is to email the publisher or one of the other top dogs and ask for their assistance. Calling the toll free number puts you in a hell-hole in another state and the phone is never, ever answered. Of course you could show up at their gated building with a tin cup and Habitat poster and they'd rush right out to interview you.

July 31, 2013 at 12:38 PM
Anonymous said...

Minor criticism, but what is up with the all caps and underlines on the agenda? Did someone's MS Word file get locked in ALL CAPS and underline?

July 31, 2013 at 7:38 PM
Anonymous said...

Minor criticism, but what is up with the all caps and underlines on the agenda?

Always happens when I use my Commodore 64......

August 1, 2013 at 10:54 AM

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