Tuesday, March 12, 2013

It was bound to happen: Eric Law pick-up lines.

It seems Twitter is suffering from a downpour of Eric Law tweets of a more jackassery type nature.  The hash tag is #ericlawpickuplines.  Here are some of the tweets. 

where you going after prom?

c'mon over. I've got a wii and Capri sun!

Why am I hearing sirens? I KNOW there isn't a tornado

16 degrees with a 10% chance of parole

There's a high pressure system in the area...of my pants.

These are Pacman cupcakes. Not heart cupcakes.

want to come play in my fort? I have water colors Easy Bake cookies

Today's forecast, a 69% chance of you gettin' with me.

Yes, I work with someone named Barbie. Plus, I have some Barbie's. Wanna see them

The safest place in a tornado is a central room....with me....and not your parents

I'm gonna make it rain in Madison tonight!!!

Hey baby you wanna hit the Chucky Cheese

can you help me find my kitten? I think she went into this cheap motel room.

We got 3" of snow. Wanna know how I measured?

I'm from channel 3, can I put my number 1 in your number 2?

There's a hurricane coming. We need a mandatory evacuation of your pants

Wanna set a new record low?

Three little words: easy bake oven

Let's get some ice cream and check out my Doppler

yea, I got the last twilight movie.

it's ok. I'm on tv.

I've seen all the Harry Potter movies

sure, ill take you and your friends skating (too soon?)

you like spongebob?

Kingfish note: For the record, no one is making fun of the victim or belittling her plight. These are all directed at the alleged perp. 

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too funny - I needed this laugh this morning!

Anonymous said...

The best line came from Eric Law himself referring to the room where the activity took place as the "Law & Order room"

Kingfish said...

I'm trying to put one together that uses erectile sets instead of erector sets.

Anonymous said...

Hey, let's build a fort and play house. I've got a large erectile set.

Anonymous said...

C'mon in here and let me introduce you to Channel 3's REAL Woody the Weatherman!

Kingfish said...

Greatness.

Anonymous said...

Todays forecast is cloudy with a slight drizzle on your chest

Anonymous said...

I saw Eric Law this past Halloween in a cockerectdile costume. Must be a UofF alumn.

Anonymous said...

Is it O.K. to make a few jokes here? I was holding back. Back the way, I have already used the "Woody" reference.

Eric Law by day..... Eric Shunn by night.

Anonymous said...

@10:41. That's good!

Anonymous said...

.....reporting from MDOC Im Eric Law for WLBT (White Little Bitty Titties)

Anonymous said...

Reporter: Eric, how do you FEEL molesting little girls? Eric Law: With my hands. Duh!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think some of the fault falls on the incorrect use of the English language.
She stated an opinion and followed it up with "you feel me"?
So he did.

Anonymous said...

As his wife says through the little sliding window in the door of the 'Law and Order Room'..."Can I get y'all anything in there?"

Anonymous said...

Forecast tonight? It's gonna be in the teens.

Chester The Molester said...

Eric says, "Can't y'all get back to something important like hair donation and giggling newsgirls?"

Anonymous said...

@8:17, +1

Anonymous said...

Let me take a look at those weather balloons.

Anonymous said...

I know this whole situation can be funny, but I'm one of the Laws' next door neighbors. One of our cats went missing. We put out signs, websites and the C-L, offering a $100 reward for her return. It may have been a coincidence, but two days before his arrest, our cat showed up. She was skin and bones, but I'm glad to report she's recovering. To think of all of the evil that was going on in his house gives me the heebie-jeevies, especially because of my poor cat. What kind of person would do things like that? A monster, or, as some people like to call it, a psycho-path. He should also be arrested for felony animal abuse. He has two dogs in his back yard, and since he and his wife skedaddled after the arrest, I called the Madison police, worried about the dogs. They said they would look into it.

Anonymous said...

March 15, 2013 at 12:27 PM
I know who you are.

Anonymous said...

https://twitter.com/AlanaByrd2
COULD IT BE HER YA SHE MIGHT BE AFTER HIS MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT AGAINST THE POLICE WHEN HIS WIFE AND HIMSELF ALMOST DIED IN A CRASH BY POLICE A INMATE ESCAPED,HE SHOULD LEFT WITH HIS MILLION DOLLAR WAY BACK..I DONT BELIEVE HE DID THIS ITS SOME SETUP THERE NO DNA ITS NO CRIME,INTERNET TALK IS BS AND JUST TALKING ONLINE...IF HE WANTED A WOMAN HE COULD GOT A HOOKER OR WENT TO CARSON CITY IN NEVADA GOT IT THERE...


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