Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Pickering and double entendres

I really don't care what happened last weekend between Chip Pickering and Chris Hester. Either Pickering was a jerk, Hester was a jerk, or they were both jerks, and we will know soon enough. I just wish last year when Paulson and Bush crammed the bailout down our throats that Pickering had shown back then the same balls he showed to the soccer coach and to Leisha. Guess W can mean both whupped and George W. Bush at the same time.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think he showed them to a few others, also.

Anonymous said...

LMAO

Kingfish said...

BOOM!

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does it seem that when some men hit middle age and start hanging at McNookie's all the damn time, they just lose (the rest of) their freakin' minds?
(oh, and LMAO as well)

Ironghost said...

Zing!

Anonymous said...

i have it directly from a juvenile eyewitness that CP approached the coach with the neck brace while seated in his vehicle (who had no idea who he was or why he was irate), opened his door, pulled him from the car and started swinging. there is no "two sides" to this story other than the sophistry of a career politician

Anonymous said...

This is pretty sad. Chip should probably limit his interactions with his past constituents.

Kingfish said...

Story I heard was boys were horseplaying, coach didn't know they were, overreacted and then Chip misinterpreted and he overreacted. Which is entirely plausible.

Anonymous said...

I'm hearing a similar story KF except that Pickering flipped then initiated the physical violence. I smell lawsuit.

Anonymous said...

A lawsuit, that's just what ole C.P. needs.. in spades.

Hookah said...

Man these guys should join the youth soccer leagues in Clinton--they'd fit right in.

Anonymous said...

Chip Pickering has not been thinking clearly for a good while now. He long ago stopped thinking about his sons, and starting fights and cussing soccer coaches certainly means he still isn't. Poor kids. I know they are embarrassed by him. I feel for Mrs. Pickering. She's the one who has to pick up the pieces when this jerk can't behave himself. He should take a long trip with his mistress, and not come back.

Hookah said...

I saw Mrs. Pickering trying to load like 5 kids in a car the other day at JA by herself. Sad.

Anonymous said...

So, KF you think getting in a coaches face on the soccer field is showing that CP has balls? You gotta all figured there don't you Cochese......!

Anonymous said...

"I saw Mrs. Pickering trying to load like 5 kids in a car the other day at JA by herself. Sad."

The Moms always pick up kids by themselves. What is your point? She has 2 now that drive. Was probably friends going home with some of the boys.

Anonymous said...

Pickering doesn't have " balls"! Men who behave like adolescents don't even have whiskers!

This is the behavior of a self-indulgent, spoiled brat with no sense of honor or integrity. The latter being two key traits of REAL MEN.

Sadly, for Mrs. Pickering, her chance of a fair settlement in a divorce around here is right up there with the chance Robbie Bell will see prison time...which is probably why she puts up with this sorry excuse for a man.

Anonymous said...

Do you think anyone has told him to his face his treatment of his wife and kids is a shameful disgrace, and he should pay up and stop embarrassing his boys? I'm sure the thought has never occurred to him, and I wonder is anyone close to him has the nerve to tell him so.

Anonymous said...

My daughter ask me what I thought of Chip Pickering knowing I go wayyyy back to supporting his dad. My feelings were when he should have been a father he wasn't, so don't blow smoke up my ass now to let the public know you really care about your family. I'm ashamed of him.

Anonymous said...

Let's face it...if his last name weren't Pickering, he'd be a LOSER of the first order.

Anonymous said...

I understood Chip to say last night on his interview with WLBT that he"was not going to let Hester subject his son to such "emotional" abuse!"- Hello- has this man looked in the mirror-HE is the one that has subjected his children to emotional abuse!!!! Such misplaced anger!

Anonymous said...

He is a colossal jerk. Mrs. P. should think long and hard about what kind of father her children are being exposed too. I shudder to think about how he acts in private if the way he acts in public is much indication.

I would dump his sorry ass and take my sanity and dignity to build a new life for myself and my family. Though she may not get a "fair" settlement(?), millions of women have done much more with less, or nothing for that matter. Life obviously isn't fair for anyone, but suffice to say that Mrs. P. could manage. Makes me wonder if she isn't an enabler, or believes he always has a reason for the way he acts. I do feel for those children.

Anonymous said...

"I would dump his sorry ass and take my sanity and dignity to build a new life for myself and my family. Though she may not get a "fair" settlement(?), millions of women have done much more with less, or nothing for that matter. Life obviously isn't fair for anyone, but suffice to say that Mrs. P. could manage. Makes me wonder if she isn't an enabler, or believes he always has a reason for the way he acts. I do feel for "those children."

Chip was out many months ago (and moved near the mistress), and Ms. P filed for divorce and an alienation of affection suit against Ms. Creekmore-Byrd. What more do you want her to do?

Anonymous said...

What more do you want her to do?

Nine iron or driver?

Kingfish said...

10:17

Supposedly they were trying to kick her out of the house by making her sell it and move into a smaller one as well as screw her on any settlement.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice on the TV footage that Chipper took his Mother with him when he turned himself in to be booked? What a wuss. . . . .

Kick his ass, Mrs. P, kick his ass. And then let Beth Byrd dump whatever sorry ass he has left after you finish with him.

Anonymous said...

I dont even believe the kids were horseplaying. Likely, the Pickering kid is a jerk just like his dad.

Kingfish said...

From what I understand it was horseplaying. Friends who have kids at JA have said they are good kids and the soccer scuttlebutt is they are horseplaying.

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