Saturday, November 28, 2009

Adopt this dog




















Meet King. He is at the Mississippi Animal Rescue League. Adopt him. Have a heart. How can you let a dog so beautiful be put to sleep or go homeless? Where is your sense of shame? Pretent you are a liberal and give this dog a home. Wait, I screwed up. If you were a liberal you would be taking my money and telling me you were setting up a program for someone else to give this dog a home but then after it was bid out to union only jobs and meeting all government regulations as well as passing the review for diversity qualifications and that the dog wasn't actually a threat to the environment, the poor dog would be dead because it would be ten years later before the home was finally available for the dog.

So give King a home. King's page

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Look at his tongue sticking out in the pic. Awwwww. Sweet.

MARL has some beautiful cats and dogs available, if King isn't what you have in mind. They have all sizes, ages, colors....if you want Santa to bring you a furry companion this year, check them out!!!!

stilettoGOP said...

Ok, that was hilarious, sad, but hilarious. I don't think I've ever heard a political spin on the matter of dog adoption before.

But side note, I heard that CARA was so desperately in need of dog food that they are mixing cat food in to stretch it, and are really low on supplies in general (as they usually are.) A donation made in someone's name would be an awesome gift for that person that has everything. OR, if you're having a holiday party, you could ask that everyone bring a bag of dog food, or even a 5 or 10 dollar donation in lieu of a hostess gift ..? Just a thought.

My heart goes out to these babies at MARL and CARA, as well as their workers. I've seen the job briefly at MARL when I inquired about volunteering, and I can tell you, it ain't pretty.

If you're thinking about getting a dog, I hope you'll check out these sources. Such sweet angels. :(

Anonymous said...

If you were a conservative you would tell the dog to pull itself up by its "paws" and get a job and one day, through hard work and 140 dog years, could own its very own dog house.

Then if the dog were to have illegitimate puppies you would tell the dog to forego the abortion and have the pups and then once the pups were here, you would tell the single mom dog that her and her pups were on their own and that you just cut medidog, so they couldn't afford healthcare.

Yet all the while you would be at the dog church organizing all your church members to "pray" for the dog and her little bastards and that will help them through this trying time.

God forbid this be a minority k-9 family, then you would harp on the evils of dog affirmative action and pass the dog leftovers out the back door of the baptist church.

Anonymous said...

I almost forgot, while at the church you would also be demonizing the single mom dog for having puppies out of wedlock and talk of the importance of "family values" and you see the consequences of premarital sex, as evidenced by the single dog and her bastard pups.

Anonymous said...

In response to above. The dog should have the opportunity to pursue all of its dreams. However, it is not my responsibility to subsidize failure. So, if the dog wants to do crack and spit out puppies for me to pay for, raise, educate and then have turn into carjackers and drug dealers, then put it to sleep.

On a serious note, it is a beautiful animal and i hope it finds a safe home.


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