Friday, September 25, 2009

Needless to say...

The Arkansas and LSU fans are having fun today. Spurrier outcoached Nutt last night. The Ole Miss D played very well and kept what should have been a blowout very close and gave the offense a chance to win the game. The offense looked sloppy and unfocused. Nutt waited until the fourth quarter to turn his best player loose then screwed the team with that stupid gimmick call at the end. Before the season I thought Ole Miss would lose four games as Nutt's teams at Arkansas tended to underachieve when they were picked to do very well and overachieved when they weren't picked to do well at all. In short, I've always thought of him as the Dale Brown of SEC college football coaches. The O Line better learn to block because Saban's defense will eat Snead alive if they play like they did last night.

I still pick LSU to lose four games. Bama and Florida are sure losses and UGA, Ole Miss, Auburn, and Arkansas probably have at least two more losses in there. A brand new starting qb (again) for LSU plus a defense that is improving but still learning new schemes and there is a certain level of intensity I'm not seeing.

Posted by Kingfish at 10:03 AM

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think it was pretty clear that the Ole Miss Achilles heal is their running game.

September 25, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Kingfish said...

Nope. No blocking last night. The O Line was pitiful. Hard to run when you have a whole defense in your face. I also liked the one play where they only rushed two guys and STILL sacked the qb. that was embarrassing.

September 25, 2009 at 10:19 AM
Anonymous said...

The LSU-MSU game will be closer than most people think. LSU should win, but a couple of mistakes and State could pull an upset.

September 25, 2009 at 10:21 AM
Kingfish said...

New qb, an O Line that is playing poorly, and D that is improving but not playing great, I'm not going to be surprised by anything.

NOW the one thing about JJ I do like so far is he does not get you beat, unlike alot of first year qb's. Not turning the ball over or taking too many sacks, he's doing what you want a rookie qb to do so I'm cool with him. Rest of team needs to step up.

September 25, 2009 at 10:27 AM
Anonymous said...

I hate Spurrier......he is just as a human, such a jerk as far as I'm concerned that I can't stand seeing him succeed . And, when he fails, it's NEVER he's fault and when he wins, it's always all about HIM.

September 25, 2009 at 10:40 AM
Anonymous said...

The difference between Old Miss and Brett Favre?

Brett Favre is Still #4

"The Secret Society of the Royal Order of The Lamb"

September 25, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Anonymous said...

Well that is what I meant. No running game because the Oline sucked. I consider the OLine to be a component in the overall running game.

September 25, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Anonymous said...

Ole Miss embarassed Mississippi and the SEC on national television last night. All the hype about Ole Miss was nothing more than justthat. Hype. Snead was as poor as Garcia, if not worse. Had USC had any quarterback at all, it would have been a blowout.

September 25, 2009 at 1:02 PM
Anonymous said...

as always, the off season where we talk about how good we will be was very enjoyable. things are back to normal and, by the end of the season, we'll still be the only team in the West to never have gone to Atlanta. today, we are nothing more than a national punch line.

September 25, 2009 at 2:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Don't ya just love football season!

September 25, 2009 at 2:04 PM
Anonymous said...

My prediction-no one will be satisfied with the BCS championship selection this year. I smell a lot of upsets coming!

September 25, 2009 at 2:23 PM
Anonymous said...

Who is your favorite team? Kingfish--Please add Budweiser and the Geico Lizard to the list--I see them more than the teams playing.

September 25, 2009 at 2:29 PM
stilettoGOP said...

Please retract one vote for Ole Miss in the favorite team poll. Thanks. :-(

September 25, 2009 at 4:40 PM
Anonymous said...

Combine Ole Miss, State, & Southern into one school & build it in central MS - How bout the University of Pelahatchie or something like that. Then there will be a sports powerhouse in Mississippi!

September 26, 2009 at 9:10 AM
Anonymous said...

How about the Madison Mayberry's?

September 26, 2009 at 5:40 PM
Anonymous said...

GO MICHIGAN! GO PENN STATE!!!

September 26, 2009 at 5:41 PM
Anonymous said...

KF where is your story on the dominating arse kickin' your Bengals did on our Bulldogs?

September 27, 2009 at 6:17 PM
tonylloyd1970 said...

"Anonymous" at 10:21 9/25, you were prophetic!

September 28, 2009 at 12:28 PM

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