Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Possibile McCain V.P. nominee?

"Sarah Palin, the beautiful conservative Republican governor of Alaska, would be an ideal choice to help McCain slay this unholy ObamaOprah beast which is set to rake in nearly $50 million a month in campaign donations alone, and has intense auxiliary support coming from the unions, George Soros's billions-infused Democracy Alliance organization, and other rich Democratic networks.
Mrs. Palin is one of conservatism's own, and would be the first female vice president. She's young being only 44 (two years behind Senator Obama), she is wildly known to despise government corruption. She defeated a horribly entrenched and corrupt Republican political machine in Alaska. She has a son in the U.S. military. She's strongly pro-life, belonging, in fact, to Feminists for Life...." http://www.spectator.org/dsp_article.asp?art_id=12800

Fred Barnes wrote about her in The Weekly Standard last summer:
Her rise is a great (and rare) story of how adherence to principle--especially to transparency and accountability in government--can produce political success. And by the way, Palin is a conservative who only last month vetoed 13 percent of the state's proposed budget for capital projects. The cuts, the Anchorage Daily News said, "may be the biggest single-year line-item veto total in state history."...
Palin's tough spending cuts drew criticism from Republican legislators whose pet projects were vetoed...
http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/013/851orcjq.asp

Even right-wing NPR broadcast a short five minute segment on the Alaska Governor:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=6685837

So is Governor Palin someone McCain should consider for his Vice-Presidential nominee?

Posted by Kingfish at 7:57 AM

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like her.....can't wait until this list of hopefuls grows.....

March 5, 2008 at 10:29 AM
Tom Head said...

I think I'd be more worried if you knew she was pregnant before she announced it!

In all seriousness, no reason a woman can't campaign for veep while pregnant as long as she doesn't overdo it late in the pregnancy and takes reasonable precautions. Might even make her more appealing. The vision of a very very pregnant VP candidate giving a stump speech would be as unique as anything.

That said, she poses even fewer regional advantages than Haley Barbour, because Alaska goes reliably Republican--especially likely for a Republican like McCain, because Alaska conservatism is very similar to Southwestern conservatism in that it has a tough libertarian frontier vibe to it.

If he were to go outside of the continental U.S., there are two female governors he could go with that would give him more regional advantages. Hawaii's Linda Lingle, though that would be a longshot given that Obama was born there, and Puerto Rico's Sila Calerón Serra, who is technically not a Republican (there is no Republican Party in Puerto Rico), but belongs to the PDP and trends center-right. She could help him bring in some Latino support, which he will badly need if he intends to win.

March 6, 2008 at 3:40 PM
Tom Head said...

That's Calderón (like Felipe), not Calerón. Fingers are not cooperating today.

March 6, 2008 at 3:42 PM

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