Saturday, October 24, 2009

GEAUX TO HELL AUBURN!!!



There is no team I hate like Auburn. I hate them. I want to take a k-bar and stab it into their guts, then stomp their guts all over the ground. I want to burn every AU flag I see and bbq war chickens for breakfast. I was there at the Plains in 2006 for that big screw job the refs did. Aided by a replay official, Al Ford, who sells insurance in Hunstville, Alabama and whose daughter was on athletic scholarship at Auburn AND called a very controversial play the next week against Florida at the end of the game. I hate em and want to see the totally demolished, destroyed, and annihlated. I fantasize about shooting that war chicken out of the sky and would love to torch that big A in the middle of the field. Auburn's nothing but a bunch of trailer trash that couldn't even get into Troy. I hate 'em and they are going down tonight. GEAUX TO *#@* AUBURN!!!

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have one suggestion....
ANGER MANAGEMENT

: )

Anonymous said...

So, I take it you don't like Auburn? Too bad, 'cause they will not only kick a** and take names, they will take names and chew them up and spit them out.

Anonymous said...

So, KF, tell us how you really feel. I believe I sense some hostility towards Auburn.

Not everyone who lives in a trailer is trash. Such a stupid expression. Very uncool.

Finally- you need to make arrangements right now to have a responsible person administer a xanax or other benzodiazepine-type drug to you in the 4th quarter in the unlikely event that Auburn has whupped massive LSU ass. Unlikely you'll need it, but still.

GeauxLSU98 said...

As a LSU Alum and fan, and watching the 2004 Ref call, I'm sufficiently angered up for tonight's game.

Anonymous said...

Auburn 17 LSU 10

Anonymous said...

Ok, I'll bite. Did the ref get in 'trouble' for the blown calls?

ADP said...

You're a corndog.

Anonymous said...

It must be rough not having a rival. I mean really, who is your rival. Auburn? You are at best 3rd on their list behind Bama and UGA. How about Florida? Not even close, UGA, FSU and TENN are undoubtedly on their list. Ole Miss, hardly. NO the truth is that LSU is a school that no one really gives a shit about. I can see why your so angry, and therefore desperately lobbing word grenades at Auburn, your hoping that somehow you will make them turn around and recognize you as a rival... but guess what, we still don't care.

Hope your life gets better soon, you obviously are a very bitter man.

ADP said...

That was a great moment in AU history. Thanks for posting that.

Dear Leader said...

LSU is a bunch of cheaters..

Dear Leader said...

Californians wish they could make a "WHINE" like an LSU fan can..

missinit said...

There is no team I love like Auburn. I love them.

Andrew said...

hey kingfish...

Die in a fire..

that is all..


oh..and war eagle you little corndog, no rival having, drunkard bitch...

Hookah said...

Mad LSU fan equals no corn dog.

Anonymous said...

1. not everyone who lives in a trailer is trash.

2. everyone who pulls for auburn is trash.

3. no one gives a shit about auburn.

Anonymous said...

KF, that bad call was 3 years ago, man. That's 3 years. Let it go.

Kingfish said...

call? Try calls as in plural.

And Auburn peeps are just like Bobby Lowder, a bunch of thieves.

Anonymous said...

'Fish, there are manufactured homes (trailers) that are WAY better than where YOU live! Oh yeah, GO AUBURN.

Anonymous said...

In fact, the entire Auburn team lives in a trailer together, just so they don't get homesick.

GeauxLSU98 said...

Dear Auburn Fan,

Suck it.

Love,
LSU Fan

Anonymous said...

These posts are really very funny. I don't really watch football but you guys are seriously entertaining.

Anonymous said...

somebody must be a member of the tiger pimp nation

www.tigerpimpnation.com

Anonymous said...

I used to like this blog. But being an Auburn alum, I promise never to look at it again or recommend it to anyone.

Anonymous said...

Wow....so much emotion over football teams and games. Amazing.

But with KF, it isn't just for football. The others.....

Anonymous said...

9:44 is right. From the tone of the OP, you would think the whole team had stomped a hundred baby kittens and puppies to death right there on the field. That's the kind of thing I would reserve that level of venom for.

Instead, we have bad calls to blame. Dear God, life is full of freakin' bad calls! Waaaah! Here's what a coach referred me back to when a couple of us had the poor judgment to whine about "bad calls" made on our team once; Losers make excuses and winners make adjustments! Bad calls are lumped in the excuses category, KF. True champions find a way to overcome and out perform a stinkin' "bad call". True losers still whine about bad calls years later.

Anonymous said...

You haven't seen a bad call until you step on the field with Alabama.... and seriously... nobody likes an LSWho fan except...... another lswho fan... so KF, stop all the hatin cuz you are a part of the worste fan base in america and in actuality... everyone hate U!!

Anonymous said...

KF,

You are still the stupidest FUCKER I have ever seen. Get a fucking life DOUCHEBAG

Anonymous said...

That video MADE MY DAY:) Keep whining you bunch of coonass bastards. hahahaha!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You write like English is your second language.... please learn how to use a comma. So the daughter who is on athletic scholarship made a bad call? that's how your uninspiring drivel reads.... Congratulations.

Anonymous said...

And spellcheck didn't catch your butchery of "annihilate"? embarrassing.


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