Saturday, July 13, 2024

Indianola Ealdormen Busted

 State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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D.L. Gardner: Then Biden Changed Everything

The 2024 race for the presidency was shaping up to be a replay of the 2020 campaign. Then, Biden changed everything. Or, maybe not. Maybe everyone finally saw through the lies that had hidden the truth for years.

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Friday, July 12, 2024

Flashback Friday

Glow in the dark condoms, hallucinogenic toads, the homeless, and an Amazon battalion.  What do they all have in common? Let's go back to 1990 and find out. 

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Good Grub If You Can Get It, Redux Version

The Veterans Affairs executed a lease with Tim Bennett's Kusche Sports Group, LLC for the lease of 234 parking spaces in July 2021. The contract is scheduled to pay Kusche $5.5 million over 15 years although the company must provide shuttle service and maintain the parking lot. 

 

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MCPP: America First Means Investing in Defense

America faces an axis of aggression. China, Russia, Iran and North Korea are not only actively undermining US interests. They increasingly seem to be working together.

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We have a full year ahead of us

Until the fourth of July comes again, well maybe it's only 51 weeks now but there is no real reason to panic over what we will eat for the next Independence Day celebration meal. As for me, here is the one I fixed for 7/4/2024. Worked pretty well so I might just do a redo for 7/4/2025.


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Search Underway for Madison Shooter

 The Mississippi Bureau of Investigation issued the following statement and pictures. 

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Thursday, July 11, 2024

Sanity Returns to the Classroom

Students will have to lock up their cellphones when they return to school in Marshall County in a few weeks.  WREG reported: 

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Shots Fired in Madison

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Callihan Indicted for Child's Murder

Hopefully Daniel Wayne Callihan is moving one step closer to his execution.   The Hinds County grand jury indicted Callihan for capital murder, kidnapping, three counts of sexual battery, and possession of a stolen vehicle.  

Credit: KPAL    

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Let the Cutoffs Begin

 JXN Water issued the following statement. 

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Quintuplets!

 Annie Oeth authored the following press release for the University of Mississippi Medical Center. 

Ashley and Tyler Meyers of Laurel have five reasons to celebrate. The couple welcomed quintuplets – two boys and three girls – at the University of Mississippi Medical Center.  

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Wednesday, July 10, 2024

Funny of the Day

 Sometimes breaking up is hard to do......

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D.A. Assembled Team for Convention Center Hotel "Bid"

Slick sketches and resumes were submitted to the city of Jackson by Facilities Solution Team in response to Jackson's request for a statement of qualifications for a Convention Center hotel.  Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens and Sherik Smith are partners in the company.  Two other companies submitted SOQ's as well.    

Facilities Solution Team's Convention Center Hotel Rendering

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Robert St. John: Location, Location, Location

The older I become the more I appreciate crossroads in life. All of us reach different crossroads at various times during our lives. I can look back over the course of my 62 years and clearly see where I made wise and healthy decisions that impacted my future, and other times when I made the wrong choice and headed down an unwise and unhealthy path. It’s life. We make mistakes. I don’t beat myself up about them. I learn and move on. The best we can hope for is that— as we grow older and reach life’s challenging crossroads— we make wiser decisions more often than we make stupid ones.

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Rapist of Prison Employee Gets 30 Years

 Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Sid Salter: Federal Court Orders Redistricting Changes

The most recent federal court ruling ordering Mississippi to make changes in state legislative districts based on federal Voting Rights Act violations isn’t your grandfather’s federal court order on legislative redistricting or even your father’s. The new voting rights ruling in the case Mississippi State Conference of the NAACP, et al, v. State Board of Election Commissioners, et al, differs.

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Tuesday, July 9, 2024

Closed!

 It is a sad day up in Greenwood.  The Crystal Grill posted the following message on Facebook: 

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The Hinds County Clown Show Continues

The bridges might be falling apart but such means little to those who run Hinds County.  The Office of State Aid Road Construction informed Hinds County it will revoke $1.4 million in state aid for bridge repair after the county failed to spend the money.   

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Performance Bond? What Performance Bond?

JJ discovered more weaseling concerning the lease of Smith-Wills Stadium.   Although the 2019 lease required Kusche Sports Group to obtain a $5 million performance bond and submit a copy with the city of Jackson, the city has no such copy.   

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Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Waffle House made some drastic changes in Vicksburg: 

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Monday, July 8, 2024

MHP Reports 4 Traffic Fatalities During Holiday Period

 The Mississippi Highway Patrol issued the following press release. 

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Mayor Holds Weekly Briefing

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding his weekly briefing.  The presser is live-streamed below. 

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Goon Squad Victim Keeps Getting in Trouble

 The Goon Squad may be gone but 135 Conerly Road in Braxton is not forgotten nor has it been quiet amid allegations of domestic violence and crack use.   

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Probation Officer Busted for Embezzlement

State Auditor Shad White issued the following statement. 

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Sunday, July 7, 2024

Worship the New World Order

 It's been 28 years....

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It's Showdown Time!

"The most popular religion in the world is the worship of success, the worship of lust, the worship of power, the worship of the world instead of loving the Lord God with all heart and soul and mind and strength and it's showdown time, I think," preached the late Dr. Frank Pollard in the 1996 sermon posted below.  

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Bill Crawford: Grace Place “an oasis for the spirit” in downtown Jackson

The late Democratic Cong. G. V. “Sonny” Montgomery was a mainstay of the Congressional Prayer Breakfast. At Sonny’s memorial service in 2006, former Republican Congressman and Secretary of the Army Pete Geren called the breakfast “an island of fellowship.” Another former Republican congressman, Ed Pease, called it “an oasis for the spirit.”

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Saturday, July 6, 2024

Tomorrow in the Fondren

 

Nine women bond through the ups and downs of life as they train to become Women's Airforce Service Pilots during World War 2. 

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D.L. Gardner: America the Beautiful

This past Sunday our church sang “America the Beautiful.” I love to sing the old patriotic hymns around July 4th. We sang several together and most in our congregation could sing the old hymns by heart.

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Idiots of the Day

 Meanwhile over by St. Dominic Hospital.....

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Friday, July 5, 2024

Flashback Friday

 It's not quite time for college football season but it's always time for a good college football game.  Posted below is a little gem that recently popped up on Youtube: Archie Manning's last game against LSU.  The Fightin' Tigers had Bert Jones and some other all-time greats on their side, including a mouthy wimp named Art Cantrell while the Rebels had Archie.  Manning hadn't played in a month due to a broken arm but he suited up and gave it all that he had.  Enjoy the game. 

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MCPP: What Donald Trump's Conviction Says About America

 You can tell a lot about someone’s politics given what they might have to say about the conviction of Donald Trump.

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Jackson Math: When a Debt is not a Debt

 Rest of City Council remains silent.

 As Timothy Bennett weasels out of his Smith-Wills rent, Ward 1 Councilman Ashby Foote charged up the hill in an attempt to hold the Lumumba Administration and Bennett accountable at Tuesday's meeting of the Jackson City Council. 

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Chipotle Flank Steak Stuffed Cubanelle Peppers

Huh? No catchy title? What's got into you Mr. PolyBear?  


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Thursday, July 4, 2024

Idiot of the Day

 Correction: We screwed up. JJ initially reported Simpson County in the first sentence. 

The Smith County Sheriff's Office issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Deal of the Day

Looking for a good deal on an iPad Pro? 

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Callihan Girlfriend Indicted for Capital Murder

 The wheels of justice are moving swiftly indeed for Wayne Callihan and his girlfriend, Victoria Cox.  Callihan stands accused of murdering a mother in Louisiana, kidnapping her two young daughters, and killing one of them in Jackson.   

Credit: KPAL

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Lieutenant Governor to Focus on Chronic Absenteeism

Leftenent Governor Dilbert Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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Robert St. John: New Orleans Restaurant Recommendations 2024

In a poll of national food critics I believe New Orleans would be listed among the top three food cities in America. To my taste— and I’ve eaten extensively in most of America’s top restaurant cities— New Orleans is number one. Period. No question. End of discussion.

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Sid Salter: Personnel Shortage to Drive Healthcare Crisis for Baby Boomers

Last year and likely next year as well, the Mississippi Legislature was focused on the question of Medicaid expansion. The tenor of that debate focused on the perceived impact on the bottom line of beleaguered Mississippi hospitals under an expanded Medicaid program, particularly those in rural areas of Mississippi.

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Tuesday, July 2, 2024

The Fall of Lit Bit

 The Byram Police Department issued the following statements. 

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Virgi Lindsey is new Jackson City Council President

 The Jackson City Council elected Ward 7 Councilwoman Virgi Lindsey to President of the City Council and Ward 4 Councilman Bryan Grizzell to the Vice-President position.  

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Pretty Boy Pleads Guilty to Murder

Madison-Rankin District Attorney issued the following statement. 

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Banned in Mississippi?

 A high-school junior will be going to the Olympics.  USA Today reported: 

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Idiot of the Day

What could possibly go wrong with this kid? 

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Monday, July 1, 2024

Caption This

 El Presidente loves him some watermelon, especially if it's from Smith County.  

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Speaker Focuses on Jackson

 Mississippi Speaker of the House of Representatives Jason White issued the following statement. 

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Jackson City Council Gave Reprieve to Smith-Wills Deadbeat

 Debt? What debt? The Jackson City Council approved a measure earlier this year that granted relief to Kusche Sports Sports Group lease of Smith-Wills Stadium.

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At Least No Lunch Money Was Stolen

What happens when some new kids show up at school?

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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