Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Heeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny

Once upon a time, a very young Eddie Murphy appeared on the Tonight Show,,,,,,

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Commish Praises Flood Insurance Extension

Mississippi Insurance Commish Miguel Chaney issued the following statement.

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Help the Children!

The city of Richland is holding a school supplies drive for its public schools:

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SLRP, SLRP, SLRP!

There has never been an acronym that so accurately describes its subject as SLRP - Special Legislative Retirement Plan.  It's a declaration by the legislature that states our elected solons are indeed better than the rest of us.  The legislature created SLRP to give themselves extra retirement pay not available to other state employees.  Call it time and a half pay for doing half of the work- if that much. The program currently holds $17.2 million in assets.

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Saving Money? What's That?

Just in case you forgot, here is what the JPS School Board President had to say about saving money when questioned about the cost of the upcoming bond referendum.

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Monday, July 30, 2018

Heeeeere's Johnny.....

It's that time of night.  Enjoy this blast from the past. 

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12 Year Old Shot in Drive-By

JPD issued the following statement. 

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DPS Blows It Against Bomgar

You can't make this up.  The Mississippi Department of Public Safety managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in a public records fight with State Representative Joel Bomgar.  The Mississippi Ethics Commission ruled against DPS and fined two employees $100 each on June 1 after DPS denied a public records request from Mr. Bomgar.

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Matchbook Monday

It's time to stroll back into time because its Matchbook Monday.  Some true gems of Jackson's past are posted below.  Feel free to add your stories or any information about them in the comments section as you enjoy these blasts from the past. Readers can email copies of any old matchbooks to kingfish1935@gmail.com.   Enjoy.

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Researchers: Flint Kids Were not Poisoned

Key statement: But based on this more comprehensive view of the data, we are forced to admit that the furor over this issue seems way out of proportion to the actual dangers to the children from lead exposure.

Two researchers who first warned about higher levels of lead in the water supply of Flint, Michigan concluded that Flint's children were not poisoned.  Dr. Hernan Gomez and Dr. Kim Dietrich said in a column published on July 22 in the right-wing New York Times:

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Do They Deserve a Break Today?

Which is bigger news - the fact that a McDonald's milkshake machine actually worked or the beatdown of a customer who threw a milkshake at a McDonald's employee?

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Sunday, July 29, 2018

No, JPS, It IS a Tax Increase.

Here we go again.  JPS continues to make up its own facts about the proposed $65 million bond issue.  JPS School Board President Dr. Jeanne Middleton Hairston said the tax increase will not be a tax increase in a column published in the Clarion-Ledger today:

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"Be Aware of What You Already Have"

If you can't make it to church this morning, enjoy this 1989 sermon given by the late Dr. Frank Pollard of First Baptist Church (Jackson). 

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Bill Crawford: GOP Candidates Quiet on Tariffs

Agriculture is a huge part of Mississippi's economy and soybeans are a major export.

The tariffs imposed by President Donald Trump, particularly on China, have resulted in retaliatory tariffs impacting U.S. exports, including soybeans.

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Saturday, July 28, 2018

Hwy 463 Crash Kills Two

The Madison Police Department issued the following press release.

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Audits Away

Posted below is THE CAFR for the city of Jackson.  Yes, the Lumumba administration is a little late in releasing the annual report but released it is.  JJ has not had time to review the CAFR but feel free to do so, with a drink in hand, of course. Enjoy.

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Friday, July 27, 2018

Heroes Never Fade Away

Break out the tissues as these WWII vets get to step back in time.

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Fortification Street Shooting (Updated)

JPD issued the following statements and mug shot:

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"You're Going to Have to Show Me Something First."

One little gem appeared last week at the Kenneth Stokes forum on the JPS bond referendum.  Ms. Dorothy Davis might be short in size but is tall in stature. The president of Farish Street Shalom had a few things to say about the bond issue.  Enjoy the short video.

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Open Thread

Don't do this much but I'm tied up for a few hours this morning so consider this post to be an open thread.

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Such a Loveable Ass

This is a jackassery post - literally.

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Thursday, July 26, 2018

Clinton Library Reopens Monday

The city of Clinton issued the following statement.

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Reeves Responds to Hood, Claims MDOT Says No Political Pressure

Leftenent Governor Tate Reeves held a press conference and issued the following statement.  The video is posted below.

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Boomerang?

It is a safe bet to say that the One Voice crowd is none too fond of this website.  Such animosity was showcased last week at the JPS bond referendum forum held by Jackson Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth Stokes.

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Visit Families First Resource Center on Terry Rd.



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Mayor Attends Harvard Leadership Class

The city of Jackson issued the following statement.

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Debbie Get Your Gun

Our Governor's wife ain't worried about no stinkin' burglars:

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Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Website for Timber Fraud Victims.

Mississippi Secretary of State Gibbit Hosemann issued the following statement. 

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Pearl Police Seeking Tip Bandit

The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement.

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GOP Chair: Baria & Espy Should Confirm Position on Judge Kavanaugh

Mississippi Republican Party Chairman Lucien Smith is calling on Democratic Senate candidates, David Baria and Mike Espy, to confirm their position on President Donald Trump’s nomination of Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the United States Supreme Court. Chairman Smith issued the following statement:

"Judge Kavanaugh possesses strong judicial credentials and is immensely qualified to serve on the high court," said Smith. "Democrats seek to achieve through the courts what they cannot at the ballot box, and rightfully fear that another conservative justice will stop their unpopular liberal agenda. Mississippians deserve to know whether the Democratic candidates for Senate would confirm good judges like Judge Kavanaugh and Justice Gorsuch, or plan to join Chuck Schumer’s army of obstructionists."

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Sid Salter: Recent McDaniel FEC Report About Far More than Low Fundraising Numbers

The Federal Elections Commission second quarter campaign finance reports are in and for State Sen. Chris McDaniel, the reports are everything he’s been telling us they would be in his steady drumbeat of fundraising emails called the “Remember Mississippi Moneybomb.”

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Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Caught in the Act

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.

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Public Meeting Tonight for One Lake Project

The Rankin Hinds Pearl River Flood & Drainage Control District issued the following press release.

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DA Seeking Death Penalty in Kingston Frazier Case?

Justice began to be served yesterday in the Kingston Frazier Case.  Madison County Circuit Judge Bill Chapman sentenced D'Allen Washington to serve twenty years in prison but suspended five years of the sentence.   However, what was interesting is what took place after the hearing.  Assistant District Attorney Bryan Buckley told said the death penalty would be sought for Byron McBride, Jr.   WLBT reported:

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Supremes: Mac Haik Can't Stop Gluckstadt

The city of Canton and Mac Haik failed to stop the incorporation of Gluckstadt.  The Mississippi Supreme Court rejected both of their appeals last Thursday after they lost their annexation fights in Chancery Court.

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Monday, July 23, 2018

No Comment (McGuffey's Reader Edition)

Perhaps that school bond issue needs to pass after all.

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Shuckin' the Corn

JJ doesn't want to give anything away.  Just watch this short video of Jackson Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth Stoke's pastor speaking last week at the school bond town hall.  This is good stuff.

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Stuff the Truck

The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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No Comment.

Beware when entering into a mixed marriage.

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Arrest in Bullard Street Murder

JPD issued the following statements.

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Sunday, July 22, 2018

"Can't We Stop Being Stupid Some Time" (Stokes School Bond Town Hall Updated)


Jackson Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth Stokes held a town hall forum about the JPS bond referendum Monday night at Cornerstone Missionary Baptist Church on Martin Luther King Drive.  Mr. Stokes exuded a different personna than the bombastic one that attracts the camera.  He opened up the floor to opinions from all sides.  Foes and Friends of the bond referendum were treated the same.  It was more lively than the similar forum JPS held at Obama Elementary School on the same night. The complete video is posted below.   Enjoy. 

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Fannin Landing Circle Fatality

Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Sunday Morning Sermon

The late Dr. Frank Pollard preached about "the happy judgment" in today's Sunday Morning Sermon edition. 

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Bill Crawford: Mississippi Morality Yielding to Anger and Hatred?

"Hatred is blind and anger deaf" wrote Alexandre Dumas in his classic "The Count of Monte Cristo.”

In February, WalletHub.com ranked Mississippi as the 5th angriest and most hateful state behind Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Alaska. And the Clarion-Ledger reported "Mississippi has the third most hate groups in the country" per capita behind Idaho and Tennessee.

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Saturday, July 21, 2018

Goodbye, Cliff.

Damn, damn, DAMN!  Just got word that Cliff Cargill passed away this morning.  Our favorite local gun activist will be missed.  JJ doesn't have any more information about his passing. 

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Zoo Cuts Paychecks

The Jackson Zoo's woes continued this week as it struggles to stay afloat.  WAPT reported yesterday that employees paychecks and hours were cut:

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Meet the King of Capitol Street

Some people really do own everything.

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Friday, July 20, 2018

Bedwetter Alert

The Montgomery Biscuits decided to have a "Millennial Night."  Needless to say, some Millennials were offended.

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Did Dex Have to Die?

How come the Hinds County Sheriff's Office didn't install heat alarms in its K-9 vehicles when the use of such alarms has been standard practice among local law enforcement agencies for quite some time?  The Hinds County Sheriff's Office scrambled into damage-control mode after it was forced to admit that it lost a K-9 officer to heatstroke over a month ago  when JJ broke the news yesterday.  WLBT reported the Hinds County Sheriff's Office will install heat alarms in K-9 vehicles:

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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