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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.

25 comments:
We have this same type of lunacy coming in January at a national level.
Liberalism is a Mental Disease
Has the City ever explained why it has neglected the basics forever? I see Public Works stop by and look at the drainage ditch by my house, I've never seen them do a thing to clean out the debris.
There's more to the story. This was only about the disposal on the drug needles. And guess what? Seattle didn't ask for our help and it's none of our business. Not our money.
Government isn't the solution; it's the problem.
In other news, the City Council has approved a pay plan for a "blight investigator." Can't one of their "no-show job" employees do the work?
She made the city bureaucrats look bad and they are retaliating. Libtard playbook 101.
Gosh, my neighborhood and my friends' neighborhoods in Jackson look great. Are you critics hanging out in the " poor parts of town" and throwing your trash out your car windows?
Seattle is the way it is BECAUSE it does not want people who take care of their community. They like it the way it is. Blue cities like their trash, and their drug users, and their homeless, and they call anything that would remove such things "gentrification."
as one arrives at I-220 off of County Line, the trash along the interstate blooms . Why?
Washington state is lost. How will the tri-county area respond?
Anyone remember how impressive 1994 Seattle was? Oh man it was a world class city worthy of global envy. Now it is a shithole literally worse than Colombo Sri Linka
Not all of Washington state but Seattle maybe Tacompton.
Washington, Oregon, and California all have extremely a high GDP like Texas, Florida, DC and NYC.
Mississippi has the dirt poorest GDP, a literal welfare state with the laziest, lowest IQ population in the entire nation. Imagine thinking any of you dim witted hayseeds have any legs to stand on and criticize an actual functional, productive, civilized statebthat isnt dependent on federal tax payer handouts.
Your willfully ignorant redneck hubris smells like pig fertilizer. If you had an sense of self awareness then you would he too ashamed to publicly voice your asinine rat droppings of an opinion.
11:29 one of the best parts of living ‘round here is how FRESH the air is. Don’t know where you got that pig smell. Maybe you need a bath?
11:29 the viewers and commenters of this website, and like 58% of MS’s population are not the ones contributing to all of those problems you mentioned.
The culture changes.
Tacompton - Good one. Bwa, ha, ha.
I agree is that why republicans crossed over and voted for democrats? I just don’t get it
11:29 is a troll. And, what you would consider DC's GDP is all coming from the government's teat.
11.29 here.
I recently finished reading SC Gwynne’s Hymns of the Republic and I was shook when he discussed how little correspondence was sent from confederate (all white) infantry because they were illiterate.
However, we have thousands of pages of correspondence from literate Union soldiers both Black and White. The only Confederate correspondence was from the Officer Gentry.
It’s just a stark reminder of how absolutely illiterate and stupid all of your confederate ancestors have always been.
By all means, keep up the opinionated pigshit and rat droppings
Depends on how you define that particular "it", 10:02. I've been connected to Seattle's old establishment families, since the Nineties: the Swedes, the Dutch, the Finns - even the Mafiosi.
And I've employed plenty of the ordinary folk - including the archetypal Gay bearded "Bear" types, like the Home Improvement (sitcom) Guy - and women who dress like that, too (building contractors, landscapers, trash-out guys for my office buildings...). Unlike Mississippians, Seattle folk are not so tangled-up in ideology and conformism, that they cannot express themselves honestly. They can and DO articulate their observations.
Seattle folk - even the "Libtards" absolutely HATE what's being done to their city and their state. This was all IMPOSED UPON THEM.
What's happened to the Pacific Nortwest (and every demographically-blessed part of the USA), was planned/coordinated/WAR-ROOMED across the Pacific, by jealous little men who know that the only way they can be superior, is to eliminate everybody who's superior to THEM. Their intent, and the intent of their operatives in the USA, is to DESTROY.
First, there was 'The Long March Through the Institutions'. More recently, there was the rigging of the whole elections machinery. The people of Washington State and Seattle did not vote-in the monsters who're ruining things. Those creatures were INSTALLED, by outside forces.
The PNW has always been a bastion of free thinking. The "Liberal" Purity Spirals and loud conformist PseudoLiberalism, are detested by the real people of Seattle. The demonstrators/rent-a-rioters/insane politicians and judges/screaming nutjobs are OPERATIVES - employed and empowered (mostly through NGOs), whether or not they know they are, by a hostile foreign entity.
Some of you complaining about blue cities ran by democrats But you just voted fr a Democrat for senator? So you have no right to complain
2:49, if anybody's "absolutely illiterate and stupid", it's whoever trained you. You're AI: really PITIFUL AI. Either they should unplug you, or they should confine you to producing third-rate "History" videos for YouTube - the kind that typically earn a 'Do not recommend any more videos from this channel'.
Stop being " party loyal"! Try to pick someone qualified to do the work , who has enough intelligence to understand/ write /edit bills and is tastefully attired and charming enough to persuade others to " listen" and " do the right thing" by knowing what the best available outcomes would be. There are no perfect solutions to problems, only options that have the best chance of success. Cindy Hyde Smith seemed to be a follower, not a leader! Whether it's fair or not, a female in politics doesn't have to be beautiful and sexy but does have to be charming, perfectly groomed at all times and engaging to get the chance to be persuasive. She also has to work harder than a man to reach the most constituents and get enough others to help. In a very red precinct of some size, I didn't see her at all or have anyone speak on her behalf knocking on doors in my very red precinct. She didn't go to the Neshoba County Fair this year. Each year there's a whole new generation voting and perhaps more importantly taking over the family businesses and cabins who actually listen to the speeches.
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