Thursday, August 6, 2026

Cajun Navy Produces Report on Nolan Wells Case

 The Cajun Navy produced a report on the Nolan Wells case.  The report reaches no conclusions but collects information available through public sources and provides a timeline. The Cajun Navy warns much of the information is unverified. 




The report is posted below. 


17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why put it out?

Anonymous said...

If you can’t trust the Cajun Navy , who can you trust?

Anonymous said...

I trust them more than Nancy “Drama Queen” Grace.

Anonymous said...

The world has obviously moved on. Any one sane knows this was a tragedy and that the usuals saw an opportunity to make money. Funny how a counter-lawsuit seems to have shut them up.

Anonymous said...

Crump: Never let a crisis go to waste.

Anonymous said...

Totally irresponsible for this bunch of yahoos to release this so called unverified executive report of findings. All this bunch has done is ensure several of them will be made utter fools out of on a witness stand. They should have stayed with shucking oysters and bleaching gator skulls.

But, on the other hand, they do make about as much sense as Uncle Ben Crump.

Anonymous said...

The GoFundMe has slowed considerably. I am sad to report that the family has only milked $65,000 in the last 2 weeks and, at just $830,502 to date, they are at risk of not reaching their $850,000 goal. Without another press conference from Sharpton, Crump, or another race hustler of equal status, the family may not close that $20,000 gap.

Now is the time for all JJ readers to search your hearts and, more importantly your wallets, and decide whether you will support this grieving-but-we-aren't-gonna-miss-this-opportunity family during their time in the spotlight.

$830,500 will help "treat and manage the mental and emotional anguish," but not quite like $850,000 would. Surely there are some among you ready to support this behavior, get the GoFundMe over the current target, and let this family reset the goal (for the 11th time) as they march toward the magical 7-figure number that they and their enablers have only dreamed of....

Anonymous said...

This is a waste of time to read. It provides no new information. It doesn’t even give a good synopsis. I probably could have done better, if I had the time. At most it says contact these boat owners and see what info you can put together.

Anonymous said...

The Cajun Navy started as a bunch of loosely and informally organized volunteers with boats. When did they start drafting twenty plus page reports? And why? Are any of the parties or families potentially involved have any sort of relationship with the Cajun navy that would skew objectivity? Sad and odd. I do hope the family of Nolan Wells finds out what happened to their child and gets peace and if justice is warranted justice.

Anonymous said...

@8:22 pure gold and right to the heart of these hustlers. Thank you for your service.

Anonymous said...

Yes!!! Let's all chip in and help them cross the goal line. This urgently needed help will reduce their grief with new luxury cars, beach home, mountain cabin and bling.

Anonymous said...

The Cajun Navy is a great organization, but when did they become an investigative agency?

Anonymous said...

If you have to, do like me and divert your monthly poor people’s campaign donations over to Noah’s mom and dem. Or better yet do both!

Anonymous said...

They put it out because online imbeciles, IG and FB lawyers, talking heads from the ministry of propaganda, race hustlers, and other saviors are commenting and spreading invalid truths. The only people crying are the ones seeing this race hoax fall apart.

WISEOWL said...

I would love to know the decision process to bring Crump and Sharpton in to the death. Who's idea was it an what the cost is. Hoping the grand jury will meet and get this behind us but suspect what ever their finding is will not satisfy the rabble.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, 8:22, for those inspiring words. You really ought to apply your heartwarming wordsmithing to telethons.

Truly, I'm wondering what figure would inspire Sir Elton John to rewrite 'Candle in the Wind', so that we might all be inspired by, 'GOODBYE OCEAN SPRINGS'. I'm already, in my mind's-ear, hearing Sir Elton singing it. If he's not up to the task, could he at least authorize an AI bot to do the singing? We all need that CLOSURE, you know.

Surely, and extra quarter-million...

Anonymous said...

Cajun Navy rocks. Many times they are the only ones who can get into areas and they are very fast in responding.

Perhaps they have been inundated with calls....what did you see, what did you find, what did you hear.... some folks trying to put words in their mouths, etc. In 1 move, they have stopped all of that.


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