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Friday, July 31, 2026

Paying to Give It Away

The decision to cancel Jackson's parking meter contract will take a little bit longer to make.   Jackson Mayor John Horhn wants to cancel the contract.  However, the City Attorney and Council said they needed more information. WLBT reported Monday: 

The council was expected to vote on Tuesday to authorize Horhn to end its contract with Metropolis, the company formerly known as SP Plus Corporation, to manage meters and enforce parking downtown.

Jackson City Attorney Drew Martin told council members at a work session on Monday that if the request was approved, the city would not immediately cancel the agreement but would rather use the authority as leverage to negotiate with the firm.

“Ultimately, the question we’re trying to answer is, ‘Can this be terminated in a way that saves the city money over what it would continue to pay if it stayed in until the end?’” he said.

“If the answer is yes, we’re going to recommend [going] forward with the termination. If the answer is no, then we will have some other alternatives,” he added.

Jackson hired SP Plus in November 2023 to install parking kiosks across downtown Jackson. As part of the agreement, the city was expected to pay SP a management fee of $94,500 a year, along with a 2% incentive fee from revenue generated from citations.

At the time, Casey Robinson, a regional manager for SP, said the kiosks would generate about $2.2 million a year for the city.

Figures obtained by 3 On Your Side showed the meters generated $443,483.70 in revenue from May 1, 2024, through June 30, 2025. That number included $313,910 from payments made for parking, and $129,573.70 from citations.

Through June 30 of this year, the city has brought in no revenue from the kiosks, despite projecting $100,000 from them.

“It’d be better to give it away than to pay to give it away,” Martin said. Rest of article.

Stay tuned.  


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Posted by Kingfish at 9:12 AM

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who's palm(s) got greased for this contract? I have my suspicions as I am sure many other readers do as well....

July 31, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Anonymous said...

Jackson will always be Jackson

July 31, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Anonymous said...

the COJ will end up paying $$ to cancel the contract.

July 31, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Anonymous said...

Lumumba strike again!

July 31, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Anonymous said...

Ooops again!

July 31, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Anonymous said...

I'm asking an honest question looking for an honest answer. In the last 15 years, has Jackson done a contract and/or service that has worked? Water/sewer, parking meters, the zoo............ The problems just keep coming. The obvious solution is staring them in the face, but they don't want to see it.

July 31, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Anonymous said...

The current meter system is flawed and broken. Apparently it can’t be fixed. The decision should not be based on whether Jackson can “save money” going forward by not changing companies.

July 31, 2026 at 10:11 AM
fed up in Jackson said...

Whenever I travel and eat in a downtown location, I get out of my vehicle, scan a "barcode" and in less than 30 to 60 seconds, am paid up, and that is b/c there are companies that do this service as a primary business.......I am guessing that the City of Jackson, had a "friend" start a business after being awarded the contract for this service, and thus the absolute ineffectiveness of the meters and the revenue generating projections, and the clause that insures that the provider will not lose a penny even if the service they are contracted to provide does not work. WE have got to STOP electing IDIOTS!!

July 31, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Anonymous said...

Jackson city council is the definition of insanity - keep electing the same people and expect different results. Yes, Chowke got his cut from the meters and from the garbage contract.

July 31, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Anonymous said...

I worked for a week downtown on Amite last year. The meter closest to me was smashed. I used a different meter but when I tried to put more money to continue parking, it did not allow me to. I had to move my car even though there were no other cars around. Nothing works here. Nothing.

July 31, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Grammar police said...

Whose, not who's (who is).

July 31, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Anonymous said...

Nope

July 31, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Anonymous said...

The worst thing about the COJ is that the multitude of things that have become a cluster are handled in a competent manner every day by, let's say, "normal" municipalities.

July 31, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Anonymous said...

Sad state of affairs when a capitol city is arguing over a half million dollar revenue/year project. There should be free parking, high speed rail, plenty of parking spots, businesses fighting to get into downtown, flying cars and pigs etc. American city transportation is a joke. When you see how wide and far the jackson metropolitan area is, a rail system to connect everyone doesn't sound so crazy.

July 31, 2026 at 11:40 AM

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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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