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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.


36 comments:
If the water recedes quickly the boaters will have a major problem.
That's how you get to replace the foot on your outboard, and possibly repair a pontoon or two.
That area is kind of a no man’s land drainage easement between backyards, pretty cool to see a boat on it. They are rocking those pineapple tee shirts, embracing the rumors.
Sloppy civil engineering in the lot design, imo.
Aw, that's nice. Chuckwad finally got him some friends on his lil' pontoon skiff. They're probably undercover...
There has to be one self-absorbed, pretentious @$$hole in every thread.
I agree….pineapples don’t mix well with dirty sewer water…but, who am I to judge. So, if you’re living in a development that will allow you to operate a boat on the street then you need to ask yourself was this a good decision while your wife is humpin to please anyone who walks in the door. If you know you know. So, all you guys who like the idea of your wives swinging you are working your asses off screwing what client or customer you can to make that extra deal need to remember the name Todd Mardis. This is how his life began. Yall have no idea those of us who know are laughing our asses off at the groundskeeper screwing your wife in the morning and your visitors driving through in the evening after dark looking for the upside down pineapple while your kids are asleep and you have to go trudging out at 6 am the next morning to pay the house note, the car notes and the pharmacy bills…. Next time marry a country girl.
There is an epidemic of you boomers falling for Artificial Intelligence.
2:19
Is there watering the house?
No
Good engineering!!
Actually great design, 12:19. The existing ephemeral stream was incorporated into the subdivision site design. The site designer knew that area would flood occasionally so worked around it.
@12:57 PM - Bright spark, that isn't a street. It's a drainage ditch.
It probably is an AI image. Look at Google Maps satellite view and that drainage is filled with good sized trees.
Reunion is doomed.
No, 1:02, the epidemic is you wet-behind-the-ear youngsters being jealous of boomers. You want what we have but you don’t want to work for it or wait for it. Grow up or shut up.
12:57 needs an internet vacation
We boomers, as you call us, aren't looking for artificial intelligence, we have the real thing.
aren't the pineapples on their t-shirts supposed to be upside down?
12:57 - You obviously didn't grow up around country girls. If you married one, I've got news for you...
1:30, look again at Google Earth. There is a house with a black metal fence and an open area in the drainage behind it, probably a detention basin that holds and slowly releases water under Shore Line Drive into the lake. Beyond the open area is a house and driveway that matches what’s in the photo. I hate to school you youngsters, but it’s not Ai.
If you have to ask about the upside down pineapple then you aren't cool enough to know.
Reunion public areas just sold to out of state high end management company. Reunion has always been a fantastic development.
Reunion sure has always been a fantastic development. And the pineapple commenter liars are just jealous because they cant afford to live there.
Reunion is just where all the south Jackson white rednecks moved in white flight. There behavior is still the same….$
Reunion is fine. Why the poor mouthing?
@6:55 dot on.
Used to be a time when someone would post a picture such as this. People would laugh. And then life moved on. When did we give the microphone to the crybaby losers?
You boomers think that age = wisdom. So many of you make adequate money but you still cash out social security and constantly demand more. You are the most entitled generation. You have let all of the cities rot (Jackson) and let the young people suffer the consequences of your delusion. The generation before you was the “greatest generation” full of tough as nails people that built America. Since them, all you do is demand your handouts and chastise your own children for not “working hard enough” when y’all single handedly supervised the collapse of this great nation. None of you contributed jack shit to society. It has always been about your paycheck. You think “gen Z should just stop buying avocado toast and $7 coffees” because Fox News told you that’s what we do. Meanwhile, 2 bed 3 bath houses in a decent part of Jackson, MS are $300,000 and you bought your first house for a bag of potato chips. Wages are stagnant and nobody can afford shit. Thanks a lot, assholes. You bet that we “entitled” kids will fix this country. We don’t have another choice.
It's hard to take a subdivision serious that doesn't foresight brick, their homes builders tried to save a bunch of money, probably couldn't find somebody or a good brick layer that would have stuck with them to finish the subdivision.
1:46, I know it’s been tough trying to get a job with your Philosophy of Gender Studies degree, but hang in there, one day you’ll be able to move out of mommy and daddy’s house. Meanwhile you can be working on your Bernie Sanders posters, your protest masks, and your Fortnite skills.
And yes, wisdom does correlate strongly to age. You will figure that out for yourself about the same time the generation below you starts giving you shit and blaming you for all of their self-inflicted ills.
I’m seriously curious, 1:46; at what income level do you think a person should forgo Social Security and not “cash out”?
1:46 am I think you meant to say houses start at $300000. Indeed, many homes in northeast Jackson are valued at over $1 million and in Eastover or CCJ or Woodland Hills can be 2 or 3 times that. Of course , older homes need to be well cared for to keep their value. The curse of most neighborhoods is the grumpy old man widower or bachelor who can't even mow his lawn anymore and doesn't know who to call to fix anything.
Did you fail English grammar?
I live in a water-front home in Reunion. We are a gated community for a reason : to keep the jealous riff-raff out. Eat your heart out losers.
5:35 Reunion is over 20 years into building and I doubt anyone there wants your fly by night brick layer out there.
The brick is fine.
I'll have you to know that 1:46 does NOT live in Mommy and Daddy's house (although I'm sure he'd say "Dyaaaaaad", as gratingly as is possible). He/she/it surely lives UNDER some "Boomer"'s house - apparently in Leftover, where there are crawlspaces - many of them newly lined in that nice white plastic the hot ginger guy on TV is offering to have installed.
Problem is, that new, white, insulated underfloor is muffling conversations in the home, above, and 1:46 is hearing them wrong. Way wrong. That's why he/she/it is making no sense. I suspect the outgassing from all that white plastic, is taking a toll on his/her/its cognition, too.
Would someone please help June 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM find his blunt. He gets cranky when he loses it, it's kind of like his pacifier.
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