Thursday, March 5, 2026

Ayatollah Khamenei Steen

 The Madison County Journal printed a rather colorful editorial about Madison County Board of Supervisors President Gerald Steen yesterday: 

Madison County’s self-appointed Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenei Gerald Steen, would love the peasantry to believe that every decree he issues is for the glorious betterment of the realm. He projects an image of unimpeachable character, dismissing any whisper of dissent as “fake news” devoid of substance.

Calculated and meticulous, the Supreme Leader usually plays 3D chess while the rest of the board plays Go Fish. He is a master of the “surprise” road plan—items conveniently left off the agenda only to be rushed to approval by the loyal majority he holds in the palm of his hand. 

Those who dare defy the Supreme Leader, like Madison Mayor Mary Hawkins Butler, find themselves swiftly scolded and corrected.

The Supreme Leader knows the agenda before it’s written. He knows the votes before they are cast. And he certainly knows who will be enriched when the gavel falls....

That's just the opening.  Read the rest of the editorial here.  


 

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Interesting double standard you have. Would you ever publish anything mocking Jews in such a way? Of course not because you are unapologetic hypocrit!

Anonymous said...

Summary and link to full opinion with the (partially redacted) facts under consideration: https://www.ms.gov/msec/ethics/Opinion/details/2699

Anonymous said...

Steen is as crooked as a dog's hind leg.

Anonymous said...

It's easy to be magnanimous when someone knows they're going to get their way.

But when push comes to shove, that's when one's character is revealed.

Anonymous said...

Pretty great art work. But petty content.

Anonymous said...

This seems really greasy.

Kingfish said...

Go take a cruise missile up your ass.

Anonymous said...

I don't really have an opinion about this guy, but it's depressing that a publication would vomit out what is clearly an AI generated image of a lazy, vague metaphor, accompanied by copy that reads like it was written by a high school student (e.g., a person is "calculating"; a plan is "calculated").

Anonymous said...

Steen is the worst.

Anonymous said...

"Would you ever publish anything mocking Jews in such a way?"

Why is it anything directed at a theocratic tyrant, who happens to be muslim, is perceived as an attacked on muslims in general?

And to answer your question, KF would absolutely "mock" someone who is jewish. But I don't think he would do it BECAUSE they are jewish. That's a huge distinction.

While we're asking questions, maybe you can tell me why muslim political/religious leaders demand to be held beyond criticism.

Anonymous said...

12:05, Has KF sinned against God by "mocking" the Ayatollah, punishable as a crime in Iran?

If the answer to that question is "yes," then that is why we have the First Amendment, and that's probably why it's at the top of the list of the Bill of Rights.

Anonymous said...

POS he just has not been caught someone is going to turn on him


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