Wednesday, February 18, 2026

Why We Can't Have Nice Things

 It's called All You Can Eat, not All We Can Eat.   It's also not a good idea to talk yourself into going to jail.  Exhibit A: 



Speaking of boo-fets, I sure do miss the Pizza Hut lunch buffet and of course the one at Two Sisters.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, Applebee's should know better.

Anonymous said...

Chin up, my guy. Don’t be sad that Applebee’s All You Can Eat Riblets, Boneless Wings, and Chicken Tenders plus their signature fries and Cole
Slaw for only $15.99 offer has ended, be happy because it happened.

Anonymous said...

They thought no one had ever tried that before. Normally, it's the eat 90% of the food, whine and complain, get it comped, leave, then come back next week. That doesn't work anymore now. My son used to be on the management team at a restaurant in Flowood. They tried that multiple times with him. Flowood P.D. would be called and told them 2 options...pay the bill or take a ride to jail.

Anonymous said...

Glad they charged for the ones who were eating and called police. These folks should be ashamed.

Anonymous said...

Give them an understanding and literacy test before letting them in any restaurant in your area. Another reason for obesity, all you and your friends can eat for $15.99.

Anonymous said...

In technical fairness, if they shared the standard initial serving, they kinda have a point. If not, well, as the manager's parent above mentioned, you can get charged and pay the bill or you can get charged and $15.99 plus tax (I doubt a tip was, um, ever on the table) will seem like a real bargain.

Anonymous said...

Anyone like to bet what they left as a tip? Wait staff dreads waiting on these pieces of shit when they walk in the door because they know they will get run to death, get complaints about the food, try to get it comped and leave zero tip. Oh , but don’t call it “culture” or the liberals will go nuts defending these low lifes.

Anonymous said...

Mama always said,”Stupid is as Stupid does.”

Anonymous said...

They know better but are trying to run game on the restaurant. Where was this

Anonymous said...

I bet that they don't pay their water bill either.

Anonymous said...

a few yes ago i was in a waffle house when a group of six came in and piled into a booth'

the waitress took six orders and the food came out shortly.

the group of six each ate about half and then the leader of the pack called over the manager and complained about ever bodies food.

the waitress came took it all away and brought out six new dishes, presumably cooked the way they wanted.

the group proceeded to eat about half of the food that had been sent back and then called the manager back and complained yet again saying ''we not gonna pay for this''

the manager just gave in and told them to go.

id bet dollers to stale donuts that group had pulled that scam a hundred times.




Anonymous said...

That officer was very patient is all I can say. Her behavior was horrible. Talking like that in front of her children geez. Lock her up.

Anonymous said...

Probably shouldn't give the criminals the pay up or go to jail choice. Have the victim choose.

Anonymous said...

This type of behavior is the reason Bonefish in Madison closed. They got tired of the bulls@“t. My son was a manager there. When this type of behavior became the norm, especially on Wednesday nights, he got the heck out.


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