Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Long May He Reign

 The city of Jackson announced today's inauguration schedule.  

City of Jackson Mayoral Inauguration 2025 Schedule:


πŸ—“ EVENT SCHEDULE – TUESDAY, JULY 1


Location: Jackson Convention Complex

Theme: “Jackson is Ready… The Time Is Now

Security: Metal detectors will be in use at all entrances.


Inaugural Prayer Service – 8:00 AM | Doors open 7:15 AM

Oath of Office Ceremony – 11:00 AM | Doors open 10:00 AM

VIP & Sponsor Reception – 5:00 PM | Doors open 4:30 PM

Inauguration Gala – 7:00 PM - 11 PM


Doors open at 5:00 PM

Bar service begins at 6:00 PM

Program begins at 7:00 PM

Party begins at 8:00 PM (Scott Albert Johnson, Willie Clayton, Bobby Rush, DJ Slim)

🍽 GALA HIGHLIGHTS


Enjoy a “Taste of Jackson Experience” featuring dishes from 24 local restaurants and caterers, each with a dedicated food station.


Cash bars will offer cocktails, wine, beer, and soft drinks. Complimentary water stations will also be available.


Attire: Black tie optional

Parking: Available in surrounding lots and on downtown streets

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is like the Titanic getting a new captain after striking the iceberg.

Anonymous said...

Gala attendees can relieve themselves of Lumumbilious excretions at Thalia Mara balconies for a modest premium. TP rustic, imprinted with former mayor's bearded visage.

Anonymous said...

A new broom always sweeps clean, especially one that has a black handle.

Anonymous said...

The King is dead. Long live the King.

Anonymous said...

Why isn't wlbt talking about inauguration, the other 2 tv stations are?

Anonymous said...

WLBT Morning broadcast detailed the events and times.
Cant speak to the written/website, but they spoke often of it.

Anonymous said...

Metal detectors at all entrances.

So attendees leave their gats in their vehicles in Jackson. Easy pickings...

Anonymous said...

New mayor (career politician), same as old mayor. In six months y'all will agree.

Anonymous said...

Governor Tate Reeves is expected to be among the attendees at the oath of office swearing in ceremony per WLBT. If that's the case, I don't remember a Republican governor attending a Mayoral Democrat swearing in ceremony ever in recent memory. That is literally a middle finger to the outgoing administration. It's a new day and opportunity for the Capital City.

Anonymous said...

Very appropriate for the new Mair to have a cash bar at his inaugural event. If only our 'resident cartoonist' would touch that one.

Anonymous said...

With the 4th of July coming up on Friday they could extend the inaugural party until Sunday night and just declare the whole week a big holiday. Who's going to work anyway? In Jackson?

Anonymous said...

Will there be a DUI checkpoint nearby?

Anonymous said...

Clown car reload.

Anonymous said...

No skewering of Dems.

Anonymous said...

All you suburbanites predicting a repeat of the isolationism/radicalism of the last 8 years are in for a surprise.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure all these Fs have downloaded the COJ's parking app.

Anonymous said...

In their defense they have 30 years of precedence to lean on.

Anonymous said...

The prediction is for a paucity of bonafide results. Horhn won't get no blank check from the Legislature. Bank on that. When it comes to the truly hard decisions you'll see more punts than touchdowns.

Anonymous said...

And the new captain is blind.

Anonymous said...

Last best day of entire upcoming mayoral term for a bureaucrats' bureaucrat who depends on government programs and grants for revenue, not actual free market growth of City GDP.

Anonymous said...

Mayor John redux of Mayor Johnson will not be a surprise.

Krusatyr said...

*Fs is for "Fools", aye. Those parking app meters could be fixed by a front end loader on a quick tractor in 45 minutes after midnight.

Anonymous said...

What is going to become of "The Sistas of Rukia" and the Po Folks Coalition?

Anonymous said...

Although my belief is 9:21, 10:00, and 11:20 are correct, I hope I'm wrong and 10:27 is right.

Time will tell.

Anonymous said...

The Titantic had a fatal wound-


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