Are they auditioning in Washington for a Saturday Night Live skit?
The sketch could start with President Donald Trump’s promise to wipe out the $36 trillion national debt. “We’re going to pay it off,” he said on the campaign trail. “We’re going to get it done fast too.” Enter efficiency expert, billionaire Elon Musk, Trump’s choice to guide his Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), with a chainsaw. “Waste is pretty much everywhere,” he proclaims, slashing federal jobs and government contracts. His goal is to cut annual spending by $2 trillion, or about one-third of the total annual budget. The parody. Musk proposes sending $5,000 checks out to 79 million taxpaying families to share the DOGE “savings” with them. “I love it,” exclaims Trump who loved having his signature on all those COVID checks. He said 20% of the DOGE savings would go to fund the $5,000 checks. The punch line. “And 20% goes to paying down debt,” Trump says. Huh? That’s just $400 billion of the $2 trillion in Doge cuts going to reduce the $36 trillion national debt. The flashback. In January Musk said he doubted he could really cut $2 trillion in spending. "I think if we try for 2 trillion, we've got a good shot at getting 1,” he said. Enter House Republicans led by Speaker Mike Johnson. "We got it done," he says of his “deficit neutral” budget reconciliation resolution that includes $4.5 trillion in tax cuts (mostly extending current tax rates) plus at least $1.5 trillion in spending cuts spread over 10 years. The parody. "Why does a deficit neutral budget need a $4 trillion increase in the debt ceiling?" a voice asks. The budget reconciliation process requires proposals to be deficit neutral, i.e., to break even over 10 years. But the resolution passed also increases the debt ceiling by $4 trillion. Closing line. “Adding up what we’ve learned, Elon Musk and House Republicans will help President Trump keep his promise to pay off the national debt fast with spending cuts that need a higher debt ceiling. Have a nice day.” Intriguingly, most of the proposed cuts are just clatter. Musk keeps announcing new “savings” from his cuts then his DOGE staff posts substantially lower numbers on the DOGE “wall of receipts.” There is doubt the Senate will join in with the cuts proposed by the House and overt skepticism that the cuts could be sustained for 10 years. Some numbers. The national debt has passed $36 trillion. Interest payments on the debt are estimated at $952 billion for this year and to surge past $1 trillion next year. “And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity” – James 3:6. Crawford is the author of A Republican’s Lament: Mississippi Needs Good Government Conservatives.Sunday, March 2, 2025
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Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
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There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
26 comments:
Uh oh. Are conservatives becoming self aware?
There's much more to come. Donald Trump is a con man. He's gettin old and he knows it. He's in a hurry so he don't waste time with fluff and smiles. He brought in the boss, Master Musk, and immediately handed him the keys. Nobody but Musk can explain what happens next, if he wants to. Trying to reconcile what's happening with Trump's "plans" will become more difficult as time goes by. Cut to the chase, ask Musk.
Bill isnt conservative. Elon Musk isn’t conservatice. Trump isn’t conservative. There are no conservatives left. The moments after 9/11 proved this nation is run by a uniparty of neo-libs and neo-cons. The reality is that they are neither liberal or conservative. They are both just addicted to censorship, surveillance, control, and corruption. The Federal Reserve system relies on enormous public debt. If we pay off the debt then the Federal Reaerve collapses. It has no reserves. The European Central bankers looted Fort Knox long ago. The Federal Reserve only has a debt ledger that can’t be repayed in a single century. That’s it. They are like a credit card company. Money from nothing and the collected interest is free.
Hard to say since Crawford isn't a conservative nor self-aware
No greater idea than to ask retired air traffic controllers to return to a government salary job of high stress with thousands of people's lives in your hands after calling them parasites and asking what they did last week. Hey, honey, should I go back to the heart attack job for low pay where a Felon and an Elon call me scum?
DOGE-the gift that keeps on giving- to Saturday Night Live writers. In fact, it writes itself.
The White House is the joke. With 7 billion people's live in its ketamine fueled orange hands. So winning. Thank you President Elon!! Great peace treaty on Day One, too! Congrats. Best President Ever!!!
Federal jobs = welfare with honor
11:22 for the best comment of the year, so far! But whatever comment tops 11:22's is going to have to be out of this world.
It's great to be the world's richest man. Today he can be an "efficientcy expert". Tomorrow he can be a military expert, a financial expert, a science expert, a cooking expert, ..... whatever Must be good to be Musk.
In the above opinion piece why couldn’t we find any complaints about running up the debt on future generations of hard working Americans to provide free housing to illegals (a $220 million lease to a Pakistan owned hotel in one American city/NYC alone) and the $$$’s spent perverting children via trans comic books…from a guy that sign off with James 3:6???
Federal Jobs= jobs that Musk Trump Clinton Obama and Nixon were rejected from. Nixon was rejected by the FBI and tried to fire the Director. Clinton lied to the FBI. And Trump was days from being convicted by the FBI, got a get outta jail card, and fired the FBI Director, but is still a Convicted Felon. So he can't make himself an Agent (on welfare, I guess, to you Cletus) since he can't carry a gun now.
Proud moment for 'Murica! Trailer trash To The Top!!!! The Vladimir/CCP Way. ("I worked at a shoe factory. Now I am in charge) ....of nuclear plant/weapson, since i fire the qualified ones).
So, looking forward to you being "on welfare" in that air traffic control tower, Bubba. Off we go, into the Wild Blue Yonder, CRAAAAAASSHHHHHH!!!!
Being a soldier is a federal job
The ones giggling like 12 year old girls are the ones who never served. Unlike the 30% of Federal workers who did. Says it all about the trailer trash and draft dodgers and frat boys snickering at others' illegal firing. Those who are not against us are with us. And, the twerps are, oh so gratefully so, not with us. Would you go into battle with Ellen or F-elon? The Royal Richie Blue Falcons of all time.
Every day we are owning the libs they are squealing like pigs. It’s very satisfying. Squeal liberal pigs, squeal!
@12:46 Because talking about that is antisemitic.
To all of you Musk haters: come back here when you’ve caught a rocket with a pair of chopsticks and then maybe I’ll consider what you post.
China has been around for a much longer time than the USA has. They care not
what Trump does. He won’t be here in 4 years. A mere blip on Chinas’ radar screen. China plays the long game while we play quarter by quarter on Wall Street. Russia is playing Trump like a Stradivarius, all they have to do is stroke his ego, or he owes them money! We still have not seen Trumps’ tax returns!
I like many of Trump’s policies but something seems off.
March 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM, Trump doesn't need to carry a gun, he's using your tax money to pay someone to do it for him. That sure is nice of you.
Musk have mercy.
3:50 PM, yea libs are squealing like the little b_____s they are, worried sick about their grifts.
Re: SNL, who gives a ____ what a bunch of entertainment industry perverts, that give a standing ovation to a fugitive child rapist, thinks?
ity's the classic organized crime takeover of an existing business. Already headed for the bustout as fast as they can get there.
The higher the debt ceiling the bigger the bustout!
Just wait until a college football team charter has a midair with a Thanksgiving weekend flight from Austin headed to Cancun. Because the 'new and improved' air traffic control system works about as well as someone's supposed Full Self Drive software and hardware does!
I nominate Musk for POTUS in '28. If Obama can serve, so can Musk.
DOGE will have little effect on government spending or the national debt. In fact, DOGE will become a substantial bureaucracy within 4 years. Another money sucking, do-nothing, agency that only impedes the remaining efficiency of all other agencies. Since the debt and annual deficit can't be effectively addressed, Trump will need a face-saving way to avoid dealing with either. Fellow Americans, prepare yourself for war. Not some overseas "police action". A real war that engages our entire military machine and American lives and lands are destroyed.
@11:19 PM You are kidding of course. Why would Musk want such a demotion when he already runs things without the strings attached? DUH
@9:47 AM, Like any lefty lunaticking libtard will tell you, Musk is a megalomaniac. He'll have the position just to stroke his own ego. DUH
@11:19 Musk will be at his starbase on Phobos (Martian moon) in 2028.
You people have no clue about what is really happening. Maybe some of you who play Warhammer 40K or read The Expanse might be putting it all together by now. But President of the USA? Nah, more like God Emperor of the Solar System.
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