Friday, April 15, 2022

Second Boosters Available

 The Mississippi State Department of Health issued the following statement. 

Starting Monday, appointments for second COVID-19 booster shots will be available through county health departments.

Appointments can be made after 5 p.m. today through https://covidvaccine.umc.edu or by calling the COVID-19 hotline at 877-978-6453.

Individuals are eligible for a second booster shot of Pfizer or Moderna mRNA vaccine at MSDH county health department clinics if they are:

·       50 years of age or older and it has been at least four months since their first booster shot of any COVID-19 vaccine,

·       Age 12-17 years with a weakened immune system and it has been at least four months since their first booster shot (Pfizer only for this age group),

·       Age 18 years or older with a weakened immune system, and it has been at least four months since their first booster shot, or

·       Age 18 years or older and they received Johnson and Johnson vaccine as both a first shot and a booster shot, and it has been at least four months since their first booster shot.

First, second, third or additional shots (for people with weakened immune systems), and first booster shots for adults and children are also available at county health department clinics.  For information about eligibility and to make an appointment for COVID-19 vaccinations or boosters, visit https://covidvaccine.umc.edu.

Please note: COVID-19 vaccinations are available at numerous other providers statewide, including pharmacies and clinics. Visit https://www.vaccines.gov/search/ to find locations near you where you can receive first and second COVID-19 vaccinations as well as boosters and additional COVID-19 doses for weakened immune systems and boosters.

Please remember to bring your COVID-19 vaccination card to your appointment, if available, if you have received prior shots of COVID-19 vaccine. 

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

They are rationing like people are just knocking the doors down to get these shots. They'll be lucky to use half of them. I'd say no more than 1/3 of the shots are actually used. People just don't care anymore and for good reason.

Vax Max said...

I was able to intercept an entire pallet of Pfizer vaccine, 4000 doses at 2 shots per dose. I've got it stored in a chest freezer in my garage. I've been injecting myself every day, sometimes multiple times a day if I can stand it. The symptoms were terrible for the first few weeks. There were times I was completely paralyzed with pain, contorted like the Edvard Munch paining and frozen in agony for hours. I became stronger and some of the worst symptoms subsided over time. I've been vaxmaxxing for almost 4 months now and I feel as though I'm becoming something greater than human now. I will continue to administer the injections into the same arm as long as possible. I'm increasing the dosages as much as I can stand and will maintain my journal.

Anonymous said...

Better get in line early, they are going fast.

Anonymous said...

If Elon Musk gets a second booster shot, then I will too.

Anonymous said...

You don’t think everyone in the world knows second booster shots are available?

Krusatyr said...

CDC lies and its predatory tentacles for toddlers to stick have ruined my attitude for a fourth stick. I will say I have had the first three shots (painless and no reaction) and, if I've contracted Covid virus, I've had zero symptoms.

Anonymous said...

Hey @3:33 Please don’t give democrats any ideas!

Anonymous said...

I don't think many people are falling for this crap anymore.
Good luck with it.

Bada bing said...

This latest booster could be a real shot in the arm.

Anonymous said...

Tell them thanks but no thanks. They can boost it up their ass.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish is a shill. For whom? He hasn't yet decided - he changes daily.

Anonymous said...

The CDC is still buying ad time on radio telling parents and children that kids shouldn't play together, rather to have virtual "play dates."

Screw the CDC.

Anonymous said...

The fourth dose of a shot that doesn’t work. No thanks.

Little Stick Now said...

The 'second booster' implies (at least to me) a total of four shots. Are there still folks walking around with that lack of shit for sense?

Anonymous said...

Gearing up for the 2022's .Wake up idiots.


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