Monday, November 22, 2021

Tradition Meets Reality

 SEC Shorts didn't have much material to work with this week but it came through in the end.  Enjoy.  

Posted by Kingfish at 9:30 AM

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not much to work with? Dan Mullen is handed walking papers and every school in the country is trying to get Kiffin (said nobody ever).

These shorts are funnier than an Archie comic book.

November 22, 2021 at 10:09 AM
Anonymous said...

Glad to see they lampooned Dan mullet for his season and firing. Been looking forward to that since the news broke.

November 22, 2021 at 10:16 AM
Anonymous said...

Keep em coming.

November 22, 2021 at 11:13 AM
Anonymous said...

Kiffin would be a fool to make a move to Gatorville. The writing has been on the wall there for a while. Not worth the time....thug quitter U .

November 22, 2021 at 12:46 PM
Anonymous said...

Kiffin is no fool. There is a reason he (said) quit drinking, and I doubt it is because he wants to keep living in hick town Oxford.

November 22, 2021 at 2:34 PM
Anonymous said...

No one can save Florida right now. Kiffin has begun something special in Oxford....kids lining up to come play for him. With the West seemingly becoming easier to get and the East seemingly being harder.......I think he stays at Ole Miss and waits out Saban. If he's smart.

November 22, 2021 at 3:31 PM
Anonymous said...

I continue to be amazed by you people who see value in Lane Kiffin. He's the Larry Fedora of today with a blow dryer.

November 22, 2021 at 4:22 PM
Anonymous said...

" living in hick town Oxford "

That's funny.

The little folks from the teacher's college down in Hattiesburg are once again throwing a tantrum about the two Mississippi SEC Universities.

And to my MSU friends, they are envious of ya'll as much as they are of Ole Miss.

I can't understand if Mississippi Southern College has a lil' brother syndrome, or some other kind of "envy".


November 22, 2021 at 7:50 PM
Anonymous said...

7:50 - When you take a break from your arrogant bloviating and come up for air, read this little column, just for fun. We can't all have the morals of Hugh Freeze or the ethics of Bjork. The boys will be back. SMTTT! :)

https://mississippitoday.org/2021/11/16/bobby-collins-football-coach-southern-miss-dies-at-88/?fbclid=IwAR34CAsLTGeUwX8DuRhJkvbzGYQcu0XaonsilbEAeKftX0o_H7d2tVQkpyc

November 23, 2021 at 7:30 AM

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