Tuesday, November 2, 2021

Too Funny, Too True

 What do Lane Kiffin and Animal House have in common?


24 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Lane Train will derail in a flurry of hookers and cocaine.

Anonymous said...

Priceless! Can Lane even spell "analytics"?

Anonymous said...

"Double Secret Probation" ???????

Anonymous said...

"Dean Wormer's Wife" and a pickle?

Anonymous said...

"Knowledge is good" ????

Anonymous said...

"Took a few liberties with female party guests"...?

Anonymous said...

"He's worthless and weak"...?

Anonymous said...

Yes, Lane, "Fortune favours the Bold"*

*....who have a great defense.

Anonymous said...

Then there are those who swear he's LSU-Bound!

But, there are a handful of Freeze fans who predict something similar for 'The Pastor'.

Anonymous said...

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Anonymous said...

“I Think That This Situation Absolutely Requires A Really Futile And Stupid Gesture Be Done On Somebody’s Part.”

Anonymous said...

They both like being spanked by a frat boy.

Anonymous said...

1:28 it was a cucumber....and mines bigger !

Anonymous said...

It's funny that nary one comment thinks it's funny. This was some funny arse sh!t.

Anonymous said...

Lane Kiffin is possibly the WORST ad spokesman in the world. That tone deaf idiot looks almost catatonic on the Coke commercial.

What a loser. Take the LSU job and get the hell out while you can. The dumpster is starting to spark!

Anonymous said...

Zero point Zero

Anonymous said...

"Where do you go to school?"

Anonymous said...

OK, OK…UM fan here…even after all those words of wisdom, and the injuries, I believe I’m reading that the Rebs are #15 in every poll…funny clip though…

Otter said...

@3:21 for the WIN!

Anonymous said...

Fish, please make sure and wipe the mud off your knees from kneeling before Coach O. Your concert criticism of anything Ole Miss just exposes you as another coon ass. If you can get Coach O’s member out of your mouth long enough you might see that the issue is in the shit hole pollution capital of the country Baton Rouge and nowhere else.
And this is exactly why nobody takes you seriously tool.

Anonymous said...

5:53 -OM fan. Yes, you are at 15 today, but the truth has been shown with what you have; and don't have.

You have a damn good QB, who is now hobbled. Forget about the crybaby claim about all the injuries; everybody faces that problem year in and year out.

But with your only good QB hobbled, you don't have much at all. Certainly no defense to let you get by with a reasonable offense; and little in the way of an OL. But what you do have (yes, you have some things and don't have some things) you have an egotist for a coach. After the last few weeks, you would think he could learn that his "analytics" sounded like a good response once but analytics are based on current conditions, opponents, and where you are at the time.

Coach O learned the lesson several years ago in his last game at OM; go for it on fourth down at the 50 and see how that worked out for him. (Oh well, yes he just left with $17 mil in his pocket, but that was due to other folks idiocy).

But besides all this, you are right on the fact that this was funny. Truth can be that at times.

Anonymous said...

Where can I get a Kiffin Bobble-Head for my John Deere Combine?

Anonymous said...

Anyone who relies on artificial intelligence to coach a sport for humans, ain't a real coach.

Stats are only useful to a point, but ultimately it's a person that determines success or not....because relationships, trust, inspiration, and gritty decisions based on the latter three qualities is what makes a team, not "data" that sounds impressive but rings hollow.

Hmmmm....this could apply to the whole of Mississippi government's agency leaders.

Anonymous said...

Number 15? Shades of Freeze's 'Exceeding Expectations'...

How can I get in on one of those Kiffin Bobble-Heads?


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