Friday, June 4, 2021

Open Thread

Due to technical difficulties,  here is an open thread. Fire away. 

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

I still think you need to ditch the homicide reporting and just do quarterly updates. We're currently approximatly +14-16 YoY.

Anonymous said...

Internet service on Jackson end of Lakeland Dr has gone out the last 3 Friday afternoons in a row. Anybody know what’s going on?

Anonymous said...

Who believes Trump is still or will be reinstated as president .

Anonymous said...

Why won’t the US admit we’re being visited by ET

Anonymous said...

@4:41 - Donal Trump and the pillow guy. That’s the complete list.

Anonymous said...

I want some fried oysters.

Anonymous said...

Over / under 3 murders in JXN this weekend?

Anonymous said...

It’s a big tent folks you can be a Red Dog Democrat even in Mississippi, at least you could look in the mirror and see a man/woman who has principles.

Pat Henry said...

Why do liberals hate babies? Each time I have a political discussion with the "better" educated, read indoctrinated, left leaning, leaning so far left their brains have fallen out, tolerant, they can tolerate everything but disagreement, baby killers they leave me feeling that maybe, in their particular case, their mothers should have used the murder ritual called abortion? I am almost convinced. I digress.

What the left really hated about Trump was that he made the life of the little people seem better. The founders of this country knew there could be no true freedom without the finances, or money, to bring to reality the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That's the reason the subject of money is addressed in the constitution. The left can say what they will, and they do, their philosophy doesn't lead to true freedom. Listen to them. They want the citizens weak, leaning on the government, not free, standing on your own.

Anonymous said...

I love these open threads. I would like to see the Fish set up a standing one........title it Miscellaneous Crap or Whatever....I don't own rights to that title but it is a thing of beauty isn't it?

Anonymous said...

That was funny!


June 4, 2021 at 4:44 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
@4:41 - Donal Trump and the pillow guy. That’s the complete list.

June 4, 2021 at 5:09 PM

Anonymous said...

Eat shit KF! You suck!!!!

Anonymous said...

Let’s forget politics for a moment and think about food. Does anyone remember the delicious steak baskets from the Hickory House on W. Capital St.?

Anonymous said...

Be sure to check your PO Box in the coming days, investigate by asking ‘curious’ questions & not by what was told to you. Hopefully that makes sense) Lol

Anonymous said...

I miss the original Penn's Fish House south of Canton back in the 70's.

( but they had started to decline way before the Blackmon Law Firm would bust in there at lunch during the late 80s and raise Hell about the banana pudd'n on the buffet table)

That was about the time Ed bought his first Mercedes.


I also miss Cindy's Fish House in Rankin County from that same era.

There was nothing better than having (all-you-can-eat-greasy-catfish) ... while their jukebox was stuck playing
"Harper Valley PTA" over and over and over.

You said it was an open thread.



Anonymous said...

@441 - add the posters on patriots.win

Anonymous said...

Some people type way too much! Nobody reads your shit if its over 2 sentences!

Anonymous said...

And what about the deceased Jackson rapper Lil Lonnie? One of his killers was found guilty yesterday.

Better Than Ever said...

@Pat Henry

Not many pregnant women wake up and decide, for the heck of it, to abort their baby. It's in response to pressure: economic, healthcare (lack of it), etc.

The 'left' you despise works to increase availability of all those items: economic (better education), healthcare (single payer), and so on.

So if you want to know who pushes a woman to abort a baby, take a look in the mirror.

Anonymous said...

When's the next gun show?

Anonymous said...

Jackson is holding a conflict resolution meeting. Who’s going? I’m sure it will be jam packed with gangbangers looking for better solutions than attending gun shows. This should’ve been held long before now. Better late than never though

Anonymous said...

I get to ride my bike slowly in the driveway on Wednesdays

Anonymous said...

I would have posted my invaluable musings on the important topics of the day but I was delayed in traffic on the way home to my gated community.


I DEMAND TO KNOW WHEN TATER AND HIM MINIONS WILL BUILD A FRONTAGE ROAD TO SPEED MY TRIPS! THE NEW DOT HMFIC SHOULD HAVE A CLEAN DESK SO I EXPECT A GIT-R-DUN ATTITUDE!

Anonymous said...

Would somebody get drone footage of the zoo? Does anyone know the current condition?

Anonymous said...

I’m with 9:42pm

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for any woman needing an abortion. I don’t understand the reasoning that it’s her body and she should be able to do with it as she pleases. If so, then surely pro abortion advocates should be in favor of legal prostitution

Anonymous said...

King - did Jackson ever release the names of the youths who tied up traffic on I-55?

Anonymous said...

@10:55PM
I understand what you’re saying but law and logic aren’t related to each other in any shape, form nor fashion. The law is the parent who tells the child what to do without listening to anything the child has to say.

I don’t wanna have this conversation again.

Anonymous said...

Doesn’t Hattiesburg have a Zoo? Maybe Jackson could donate their animals to them.

Anonymous said...

I believe aliens are real...... it’s the people on earth I question.

Anonymous said...

“What’s uuuup?”
“I love you man.”

Anonymous said...

@8:21 That’s absolutely the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. So people who disagree with aborting a child are the one’s in charge huh? How is that exactly? Are they the swinging dicks that cause these awesome victims to open their legs every time the wind blows? Are the forced into brothels with their long legs strapped skyward and then beaten and dragged to the clinic for the ninety seventh time? It seems to me the government, using my tax dollars of course provides millions of these lovely ladies an incentive. Go ahead screw your brains out and when ya get knocked up why we’ll take care of it go ya! No problemo.

Your liberal and worthless explanation is at best the lie you tell yourself while eating your Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast. So maybe when YOU look in the mirror you’ll see the real reason millions of children are ripped to pieces after mommies Saturday Night Live session.

Anonymous said...

I just left a party for tate and guess what?

They had a van pull up and all these dead babies piled up with straws in them.

And damnit to hell if they didn’t all start drinking the blood!

It came to my turn and I said….what the hell! So I slurped on a oriental one and it tasted so gooood!

I jumped up on the table and felt like I could fly!

I drove my car right down to the local DNC and signed right up…..and there she was - Hillary! She was right there with Liz and George Bushes…..and we talked and ate more children……

Man I used to be a repubtard but now I’m an independent who eats drinks and breathes fetuses!

Go Q! Where we go….we eat fetuses!

Anonymous said...

8:21 You forgot the sarcastics (*****) on your post. Liberals want better education?! Check the data on how the US fares worldwide in math and reading skills since the US employed the progressive ideas. Our students perform horribly on the worldwide stage, but the our students rank first in hubris. I guess the transgender lessons make you think you are progressive and smart while you fall farther behind.

Single payer healthcare? Name one industry that improved services via a monopoly. Name a country where single payer health care improved services for the masses. Sorry, the USSR, PRC, Cuba and Argentina are incorrect answers.

Imagine a people who claim dismembering babies as an achievement. We are only as great as how we treat our most vulnerable.

Anonymous said...

If you can abort a pre-born baby, why can't you murder a born child? Kids are no self-sufficient until they are much older. They are all dependent on someone else.

Geraldine Ferraro said, "Let's face facts, it costs less to abort a baby than to feed, house and educate a baby." Okay, the problem of the poor can be solved overnight. Call out the military and gun down all the poor. Progressives can call it proactively reducing the number of poor among us.

Pat Henry said...

8:21, see, you are the type of individual I was referring to. I hope this is still an open thread. Your defense of ritualist murder is noted. You begin your defense with the scenario of a woman waking and not suddenly making a decision to commit murder. Would you believe I agree with you? It most definitely isn't the morning after, it's the days before. The days before when she had time and choices to prevent the, how did you put it, unwanted pressure. There's this newfangled thing called birth control. Several types. You being all left leaning, remember what I said about left leaning, which, according to those leaning left, means better educated, remember what I said about the leftist version of education? In the pursuit of this grand education, it seems you would have come across this preventive measure. It's the neglect of this individual that caused this, you called, unwanted pressure.

Pressure, that's what you called it. I have heard and read about it being called other things, like a blob of cells. I have heard it compared to cancer. Ain't that something? Regardless of what ever ignorant comparison you make, none of those comparative examples will, if allowed, grow to have the unalienable rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. After all, that is what America represents, is it not? In your zeal to defend the woman's right to murder, you violated the most basic right of all, the right to life. The cavalier approach of the left on this subject is appalling. Are these rights unalienable, or not? My nom de plume was known for his love of liberty, but he would have never experienced his love of liberty without life. You can't pursue happiness without life. The left should do some soul-searching on this subject, quick and in a hurry.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Charles will fix it.

anonamouse said...

Can someone please get Joe Namath & the Cspire bull off my TV?

BTW: is your vehicle warranty up to date?

Anonymous said...

Masturbation should be considered murder too. All those poor sperm just wasted. Let’s enact anti-masturbation laws exclusively for men next. Each instance would be a few hundred thousand counts of murder. What a great idea!

Anonymous said...

You should get right on that 3:05. I believe you are the one to get that legislation passed. An expert like you would demand the attention required to get passage of such a law.

Anonymous said...

" Masturbation should be considered murder too "

As my late Grandfather father said, " I don't think I would have told that".

Better Than Ever said...

@

You guys need a reading comprehension refresher, along with a good dose of reality.

Be sure to claim your social(ism) security when you reach the required age. Oh wait.. y'all are against that stuff: widespread education, improved healthcare for all, etc.

_This_ is a major contributing reason that MS is dead last in almost every metric: jealousy & hate toward those that you perceive as not worthy of help. If you don't help those that need it... wait, who talked so much about that? Someone you hold dear (or at least say you do).

Better Than Ever said...

@9:27

Problem is... your perception of things is backwards from reality.

Currently, with provider networks, you have a narrow range of choices for healthcare and subsequently those businesses have little to no incentive to do a better, more efficient, or more pleasant job. Sounds a lot like a monopoly to me.

Under single payer, customers/patients can vote with their feet, going to whichever doctor/business they prefer: local, across town, out of town, or in a neighboring state. This is the very definition of competition and would promote VERY rapid improvements in MANY aspects of healthcare. Seems very capitalistic doesn't it?

We just went through, and are currently in, a nationwide experiment in single payer: covid vaccines. Gov't writes the checks and businesses figure out how to efficiently implement it all. As a result, you can get your shot practically anywhere, given by a motivated, professional, and friendly provider/business.

Anonymous said...

Tate just said on jake tappers how that government shouldn’t make people get a COVID shot, it’s there choice. Then said government should stop a 15 y.o rape victim from getting an abortion, it’s not her choice

Anonymous said...

This whole open thread thing was a disaster. Need I remind you? It's like with liberalism....Has any idea had by The Kingfish ever proven to actually work? And he wants funds?

Not that this will pass muster and get published. lol. Can't risk losing a contribution.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell gives a fig about South Jackson water updates? Not even the people who live there give a shit. What a waste of blog space and our time. Please stop this nonsense and watch your reader-ship increase.

Anonymous said...

" Who the hell gives a fig about South Jackson water updates."

More than a few good people.

There are some very nice folks that live and pay city taxes in South Jackson.
Many of them have not really had consistent JXN water service since the early-mid 2000s.

For various reasons, ( as much as they would like) not all can "pack-up" and leave.

Mr. Boomer to you said...

What I am against is lunkheads like you tell me I shouldn't be collecting on something I was forced into. I got my social security card when I was 16 years old. I wasn't old enough to enter a legal contract with anyone else, but good old Uncle Sam, he didn't care about my age. Sign the card they said, and you were in the program. Everywhere I worked they took out the required amount, because I was part of the program. Let me tell you, brother, that has been a minute ago. Every employer I had through the years removed those social security funds, and income taxes, including me when I was self-employed, because I was part of the program. Those fine people that were fortunate enough to land me as an employee, collected those payments under "threat of law", the same threat I was under when I was self-employed, do you know why, I was part of the program? Now here we are many, many, years later, I have reached the age where I can recoup some of that money, let me tell you it has been a few dollars, and I have some lunkhead like you, bitching and moaning, because I'm collecting. Let me settle the dust on my part right now. This Boomer is going to collect every last dollar that is legally his, do you know why? I'm part of the program. Now FOP.

Anonymous said...

7:18 I believe you may be on the wrong thread? (However totally agree with your sentiments)

Anonymous said...

7:18 My bad!! "Open thread" - Preach on!!!

Anonymous said...

The Northeast Jackson bubble dwellers have moved to Madison. We were fine until they came in and tried to take over. By the way, Broadmoor Baptist Church did not start in Madison. It was a cornerstone in NEJ for years. You newcomers that say this sound so dumb.


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