Saturday, December 26, 2020

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 Want to join the Mississippi Bureau of Narcotics? These training videos will help you become an MBN agent.  Who knows, you might even rise to command staff.


So you get throught the academy and get hired. How do you rise in the ranks? Such a question has bedeviled many a young agent who wished to one day impute his knowledge to others. This video is a good primer. 

 

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, who's the current/Ex Stripper working at the MBN?

Anonymous said...

Who is that guy? Does it really matter if he wants to dance on a pole?

Anonymous said...

Look! Another post in which no one understands the subtext. Stop playing games, act like a real reporter and lay it out.

Anonymous said...

Got to be a good back story? please elaborate!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Somebody mixed the world famous Eggnog too strong this year

Anonymous said...

How bout a little more info kF

Anonymous said...

Amateurs.

Justice for MBN said...

Click bait. GRAPHIC VIDEO. Ya got me Mr. Fish

Anonymous said...

Y'all know that the tease is the best part of the strip dance and the reporting so let KF do his tease, throw some dollars his way and he'll lay out the rest of the story. And that, friends, is the bottom line.

Anonymous said...

Didn’t this happen 6-7 years ago? Did it happen again or is there new development?

Anonymous said...

Yeah
Usher, baby
This is for the A
Shawty, I don't mind if you dance on a pole
That don't make you a hoe
Shawty, I don't mind when you work until three
If you're leaving with me
Go make that money, money, money
Your money, money, money
'Cause I know how it is, go and handle your biz
And get that money, money, money
Your money, money, money
You can take off your clothes
Long as you coming home, girl, I don't mind
The ballers in here tonight, they gon' buy a hundred bottles
As soon as you shake it I know they gon' make it colossal in here
'Cause shawty you thinkin' them tricks that you do with your body
Got all of these niggas they crowding around you like they seen Beyoncé in here
You want your own and you need your own, baby, who am I to judge?
'Cause how could I ever trip about it when I met you in the club?
I make enough for the both of us, but you dance anyway
You know I was raised in the A
Shawty, I don't mind if you dance on a pole
That don't make you a hoe
Shawty, I don't mind when you work until three
If you're leaving with me
Go make that money, money, money
Your money, money, money
'Cause I know how it is, go and handle your biz
And get that money, money, money
Your money, money, money
You can take off your clothes
Long as you coming home, girl, I don't mind
When you get off of work I'll be ready to go in the 'Rari
And when we get home we'll have us our own private party in here
So I don't worry at all about the things they do or say
I love you anyway
You can twerk while in a split, you racking up them tips
Your body rock and your booty poppin', I'm proud to call you my bitch
They be lookin', but they can't touch you, shawty, I'm the only one to get it
So just go ahead and keep doing what you do, do it
Shawty, I don't mind if you dance on a pole
That don't make you a hoe
Shawty, I don't mind when you work until three
If you're leaving with me
Go make that money, money, money
Your money, money, money
'Cause I know how it is, go and handle your biz
And get that money, money, money
Your money, money, money
You can take off your clothes
(Let's get it, Juicy J) Long as you coming home, girl, I don't mind
I'm just tryin'a cut her up, tryin'a bust a nut
Tryin'a take somebody bitch, turn her to a slut
Tryin'a fill my cup, tryin'a live it up
Throw some hundreds on that ass, walk her out the club
(Yeah, hoe) Uh, lap dance for the first date
Bet I threw a few bands, that's third base
It's okay if you work late, we can still party like it's your birthday
We can still party hard in your birthday suit
Knock that pussy out the park like my name Babe Ruth
Shawty she just want a tip, I just want to see her strip
If you fuck me like you love me shawty you might get rich
Have her own cake, her own place, blow her own gas, no role'
When we in the bed she like to roleplay, tell her friend to join in both ways
Shawty, I don't mind if you dance on a pole
That don't make you a hoe
I don't mind when you work until three
If you're leaving with me
Gotta move you gotta make that money, money, money
Your money, money, money
'Cause I know how it is, girl go and handle your biz
And get that money, money, money
Make your money, money, money
You can take off your clothes
Long as you coming home, girl, I don't mind

Anonymous said...

This site is cancer.

Anonymous said...

Another post by your minion huh

Girl gave me her number but it were the PoPo said...

Gotta do sumpin' to keep the old men stirred up...as they be typin' with one hand.

Anonymous said...

"Jackson Jambalaya A website of news, commentary, culture, & jackassery in the Jackson, Mississippi area."
@ 3:33, I direct your attention to the word jackassery (jackassery jakˌas(ə)rē]
NOUN
US
informal
foolishness or stupidity.
"he used to entertain the audience with general jackassery"). As stated many times on this site, "Take a breath Francis". Either accept and deal with it, or leave.

Anonymous said...

I'll pass. State salary is too low, almost never get a raise, health insurance for a family is too expensive, and the retirement plan sucks.

Anonymous said...

Are we slut shaming? Is that what this is? I'm not playing

Kingfish said...

Here is a breadcrumb.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. This has no connection to MBN. Just a bunch of shameful nonsense.

Anonymous said...

Good God.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Anonymous said...

KF. Do you need someone to provide ENGAGING content for your blog?

Of course you do.

Anonymous said...

I want to see the actual video, let’s see the moves. I was unaware a dance class was taught at The Law Enforcement Academy

Anonymous said...

"I was unaware a dance class was taught at The Law Enforcement Academy"

Yep. Same instructor who teaches steroid injection and sunglasses selection.

Kingfish said...

And here come the threats. Someone just made a nice comment. Included where I live and other personal info. Bring it.

Anonymous said...

There are some read Douche Bags out there. (If you don't know who they are it's probably you)

Particularly the ones who come to a private, free, site and tell you how to run it or what to report.

Why don't you stop your whining and start your own blog. Otherwise, STFU. You sound like a little bitch.

Kingfish said...

This guy didn't just criticize me. He made a point to find out where I live and in his comment, mentioned certain characteristics of where I live. A clear threat and attempt at intimidation. Well, won't work. Show up at my house in a threatening manner, just remember I have a constitutional right to defend myself. I haven't forgotten how you MBN and DPS guys got my house broken into and vandalized.


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