Friday, May 1, 2020

Funny!

Nothing like some black humor.  Literally.


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

A great prank idea absolutely ruined by the camera crew. How many people need to encircle and film? Two or three cameras with telephoto lenses would've been better.

Anonymous said...

I bet not a single person there gave it a second thought that COVID could come for them. It's always something that will happen to someone else's family until it turns out it isn't.

On the other hand, a beach is actually a relatively safe place. It is open, breezy, warm, and sunny; all factors that make disease spread less likely. The risk is when you have people funneling through parking lots and access points at one time and I've seen video of people looking like a herd of cattle going into the barn. If people would use a little common sense we could have beaches and parks open to the public without risking a serious outbreak.

Anonymous said...

Who knew the grim reaper wore flip-flops?

Anonymous said...

For some relevant Jackson commentary, check out Crystal Tucker of Jackson of Facebook. Her video detailing her Walmart experience is so spot on that it is painful!!

Anonymous said...

@2:48
Hey, Crystal!

Anonymous said...

@2:58p- You’re so cynical! Not that color matters, but we don’t look the same. Nonetheless, her video is accurate and funny. A nurse friend of mine shared it. Watch it or don’t... I don’t care.

Anonymous said...

What a disappointment. When I read the headline I was thinking of Bernie Mac.

Anonymous said...

@2:48 there are a million Crystal Tucker's and probably 10 just in Jackson. I don't think I have the time to sort through all the different Crystal Tucker's in the world to find a commentary that is spot on, so if it is so "spot on", it will eventually find me.

Anonymous said...

@3:30PM said Not that color matters

Then why did you feel the need to bring it up?

Anonymous said...

@4:21p- Because it was the quickest way to provide a difference to indicate that I’m not Crystal. Since we are communicating through words here, I had to use a description to make a quick point. Color doesn’t matter to me, but if the lady in the video were standing next to me it would be the first difference you noticed... not because you are racist, but because your eyes work! Stop trying to make it an ugly thing!!

@3:55p- If you have friends with a sense of humor, it will find its way to you. If not, you’ll miss it... and, you’ll live. If it makes you that bitter that you missed out, get some new FB friends.

Anonymous said...

At first I thought it was a man in a berka going to the beach. Then I got tickled. Had it not been for the photographers, I would not have gotten tickled. But guess it is graphic of what some think the beach is today.

Anonymous said...

I've lived in the Metro for a long time. Where the hell is a beach?

Anonymous said...

@8:55
Get on Google Earth and look for them all up and down the Pearl River and on the Rez.

Anonymous said...

@2:58 Nailed it !!


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