Saturday, June 29, 2019

Officer Survives Dragging, Escapee Captured

The Madison Police Department issued the following statement.





26 comments:

Anonymous said...

That meth is a hell of a drag. I mean drug.

Anonymous said...

I hope they stomped the ever loving shit out of this little turd! Run into the woods and then bite an officer while resisting? With no one around to see or video? It’s a testament to the training and self-control of police these days that punks like this don’t just disappear. “We don’t know what happened to him. Couldn’t find any sign of him”.

Anonymous said...

The Jackson bashers must be taking their afternoon naps after drinking their Ensure. Rankin and Madison, going down the drain.

Cynical Sam said...

It's a crying shame that there wasn't a back-hoe available in the woods.

Great job MPD and MCSO.

Albert Schweitzer said...


Supposedly we are all redeemable.

Some, however, are very close to irredeemable.

Sounds like the police showed both great judgement and great restraint in handling this TWPOS maggot.

Thanks to the police for keeping us safe.

Anonymous said...

I think I read that he's a yute from Brandon. No AK gunfire as he was not a Jacksonian. Irregardless (as they say in Byram), it's one more punk off the roads for awhile.

PS: The hero-cop had no business trying to reach in and grab the keys with the vehicle running and punk stomping the accelerator. I'm sure he's been told that by now. Lucky he's not laid up on comp for six months.

Anonymous said...

Too bad the Madison officers didn't have a K-9 unit with them. Those fur missiles bite back.

Anonymous said...

The officer had no damned business reaching into a running vehicle occupied by a psychotic, trying to extricate the key. Wanted to be a hero and could have lost an arm.

Anonymous said...

I've his mug shot at the county jail and I think somebody's k-9 got a little bite work in this asshole. If not, he got his ass handed to him pretty good.

Anonymous said...

Anyone have the latest stats on property crime and murder in the metro? Has there been a murder in Rankin or Madison so far this year? Is Jackson still a crime infested cesspool with falling property values? Did I suddenly wake up in metro Nashville where the future looks bright?

Nope, still Lamumba and Stoke's Republik of New Afrika.

Rod Knox said...

Once the man bolted and jumped into the car I can't imagine not shooting out a tire but then luckily I'm not a cop. Why don't cops shoot out a tire in such a situation?

Anonymous said...

28 years old & we will have to put up with his Ass for another 50 years in jail & out.

Anonymous said...

Crime of the century for Madison. The cops will be talking about this one for years.

Anonymous said...

That report isn’t shining the best light on Madison PD. How do you start shooting in an area like that and miss? They are extremely lucky some bystanders weren’t killed in their shenanigans. Also, who in their right mind wants cops who don’t respect the law? Racist Sam and 12:26 have got to be trolls, if not they might officially be the two dumbest people in Mississippi.

Anonymous said...

MPD discharged his weapon in the gas station
Parking lot ???? Typical overzealous MPD !
Notice they never mention the rate of speed for the
Pursuing LEO !
Queen Mary these are your boys !

Anonymous said...

when you are on the run after prison break, doping it up locally, I guess attempting to flee is too be expected. the poor marksmanship needs looked into.

Anonymous said...

No blessing in his future.

Anonymous said...

@1:59

"Jackson basher" here. The main difference in Jackson and the civilised areas you mentioned is that this POS won't be back on the street Monday or anytime soon for that matter. And for the record, what kind of nimrod would come on here or anywhere else and defend Jackson....maybe you're just a troll. Whatever.......

Anonymous said...

This happens every blue moon in Madison and rankin county. Daily occurrence in Jackson. Fact.
What’s that murder count up to??

Stay Outa Town! said...

A staff meeting has been held. Catered jointly by Penn's and McAllisters. A group photo was taken as soon as the mayor arrived. All is back to normal. Please carry on.

Anonymous said...

It’s time for Madison to hire consultants, and conduct a study.

Anonymous said...

When will Madison have a Stop The Violence Community Awareness Rally / Vigil? Those things are the single most important and effective crime reduction measure in Jackson. They are so effective that what you really see is just a perception of crime.

Anonymous said...

@Rod Knox - shooting tires can be a tricky proposition, if the vehicle is moving at a high rate of speed explosive deflation can cause a car to flip or become uncontrollable and can pose risk to other folks on the road, not to marksmanship required to successfully disable a car. Not many agencies in Mississippi (if any) have policies that address shooting from a moving vehicle...for good reason.

Anonymous said...

Nobody mentioned 'shooting from a moving vehicle', 3:48. Turn your cap around.

Anonymous said...

Every metro area in the country unfortunately has high areas of crime ( Chicago, Atlanta, Birmingham etc) but it doesn’t make the whole city bad you country bumpkins. Leflours East has a 0% murder rate.

Rod Knox said...

3:48;

No doubt about it. No police force would want me but if I found myself in a situation like above I would never reach to get the keys. As soon as the driver made it apparent that he would drive away I would shoot out the rear tire before he moved. Chasing someone should be avoided unless chasing an armed robber or kidnapper, etc. And yes, shooting at a moving car in town is as dangerous as chasing it, possibly more so. But hitting a car tire from 2 feet away wouldn't require much practice. And shooting through the fender would possibly also put a hole in the gas tank which would likely result in the driver bailing out after a short drive throwing sparks from the wheel into the spilling gas. There's a live cops show on TV and sooner or later someone will give my idea a try. Maybe I can se it.


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