Monday, December 10, 2012

Party switch!!!

Mississippi Republican Party just issued a press release stating a politician is going to switch parties:

JACKSON- Tomorrow, Gov. Phil Bryant, Lt. Gov. Tate Reeves, Speaker Philip Gunn, Mississippi Republican Party Chairman Joe Nosef and other elected officials will welcome a member of the House of Representatives who will be switching from the Democratic Party to the Republican Party.

This will give the Republicans 65 members in the House of Representatives.

What: Member of the House of Representatives will be switching to the Republican Party
When: Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Time: 2:30 p.m.
Where: Mississippi State Capitol, 2nd Floor

Posted by Kingfish at 12:35 PM

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Madison Bobby Moak and McCoy's one-term waterboy BJ have already begun to tune up the Yellerdog violins. After the announcement they'll be playing a selection written in B-Whiner.

December 10, 2012 at 12:49 PM
Anonymous said...

Coast or North Mississippi? My money is on Patterson or Steverson. They vote the most like Republicans.

December 10, 2012 at 12:51 PM
Anonymous said...

Well, well, well. Looks like the Mike Chaney Healthcare Exchange won't be as independent of influence from the Federales as ol' Mikey would have Mississippians believe.

[Cue up some more of those Supertalk commercials Mike. Steve has your back.]

December 10, 2012 at 1:04 PM
Anonymous said...

Jason White votes way more conservative than Patterson or Steverson. My money is on White!!!

December 10, 2012 at 2:04 PM
Anonymous said...

As a matter of fact, White votes more conservative than a lot of Republicans.

December 10, 2012 at 2:08 PM
Anonymous said...

Well they always say that the rats are the first to leave a sinking ship.

December 10, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Anonymous said...

White will be announced tomorrow...welcome to the BIG SHOW Jason!

December 10, 2012 at 2:48 PM
Anonymous said...

So this is what excites y'all? Some hick-town state legislator, probably a back-bencher type, in the Mississippi state house decides to announce he/she is changing to another party and it just sends you to stages of ecstasy? Damn, I guess it would at least take the person announcing they plan on introducing legislation to eliminate the PERS slurp pension or eliminate elected school supes or take-over the Jackson City government with an appointed administrator such as a CPA or something for me to get half-way excited today...

December 10, 2012 at 3:22 PM
Anonymous said...

@3:22, I think White did introduce some legislation on slurp.

December 10, 2012 at 3:30 PM
Mississippi Donkeycratic Trust said...

MEMO TO LBC Members in the Mississippi House

Your backing of Moak to be the Chief Braying Donkey in the House is an unmitigated disaster.

Step up and lead.

December 10, 2012 at 4:47 PM
Anonymous said...

@3:22, if it means the further decay of the Democrat Party and its continued descent into greater irrelevance in this state, then yes.

You don't understand this because it's not the "leg tingling" excitement that you get from standing in your Bellhaven or Fondren driveway getting a chubby as you look at the Obama stickers on your Prius. This excitement is more along the lines of satisfaction -- satisfaction in knowing that it's a zero-sum game and therefore this one counts as two which means we are one step closer to improving this state and you are two steps further from destroying it.

December 11, 2012 at 9:08 AM
Anonymous said...

@3:22, @3:30:

White was a co-sponsor on Brad Mayo's bill that addressed SLRP for newly elected members of the Legislature. The bill died in committee.

http://billstatus.ls.state.ms.us/documents/2012/pdf/HB/1100-1199/HB1113IN.pdf

December 12, 2012 at 9:19 AM

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