Friday, March 25, 2011

Sad but true



I can't say a word. I'm starting to hate this Torch.

10 comments:

Mark Geoffriau said...

What carrier are you with? You can't switch to an Android phone?

Kingfish said...

ATT and I've always hated Motorola phones. cheap. same thing for Samsung. Always liked Nokia's and Blackberries but they are making it hard. This 625 Mhz chip really really sucks. Looks like it will be an Iphone later this year if BB doesn't get its act together. Too bad because my Bold 9700 was great.

Mark Geoffriau said...

Try out a higher-end HTC Android phone if you can. Love my HTC Droid Incredible.

Anonymous said...

Second vote for my new HTC Evo. I can't believe I waited this long to get it. You can dictate texts/emails to it, and the transcription is usually 95-100% correct. Amazing how much safer it is than texting while driving! not really funny, I know.

Mark Geoffriau said...

12:12 -- Dexter McCluster is deeply disappointed in your attitude, but pleased you are no longer texting while driving.

Anonymous said...

I've been pleased with the HTC Desire that cellsouth carries. It was top of the line until the samsung galaxy came out. It is a nice phone.

Anonymous said...

Everyone I have talked to says that the battery on all the Droids is terrible.

I read a review the other day that really gave the battery power of the Droids low marks.

I have no experience with them and have used a Blackberry for years. I have been looking to upgrade between the iphone or the Droid.

Anyone used both and want to give an honest comparison?

Anonymous said...

Just get a Samsung Galaxy. Having a Blackberry today is like having a Palm 4 years ago. Nokia is great if you're buying your grandmother a bar phone with big numbers on it. The Desire is a really good phone, but the Galaxy is top-of-the line. If you want an Apple product, get an iPad 2.

Anonymous said...

one of the funniest videos i have ever seen, probably doesn't hurt i was a Sprint dealer for 10 yrs. Its actually true, the htc evo and samsung 4G phones crush the iphone. i just got the samsung epic 4G with slide out key board with 1000mhz processor. Freaking rocks! as for battery life people, its called download an app to save your battery life! duh! get the app Juice saver or Juice defender, i charge at night and it last all day and im in sales and on my phone all day.

Kingfish, dont get an iphone, then u will lose your originality and be like everyone else with teh same damn f#@%ing phone. Besides when u go to get it, they will probably be out of stock! hahahahha

Burke said...

I like my Torch. It's a little slow, but I'm a little slow, too. That said, it appears that RIM is self-destructing, so I will just have to go Korean at some point. A great bunch, the Koreans. The Confederate Koreans, that is.

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