Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Jena 6's Mychal Bell in trouble....AGAIN.

Poor little Mychal Bell is in trouble once again. You may remember this member of the Jena 6; he and five friends beat up Justin Barker. Prior to that incident he was arrested for other crimes, including beating up a teenage girl and trashing his grandmother's house after she kicked him out. Since the Barker beating, he's been in trouble again after moving to Monroe, Louisiana. The Monroe newspaper reported Bell apparently got a little too carried away with the Christmas spirit:

"Bell, 18, who lists his current address as 109 Grayling Lane, Monroe, is free on bond following a Christmas Eve arrest on multiple charges, including shoplifting, resisting arrest and simple battery, related to an incident at Dillard’s in Pecanland Mall. Bell was arrested less than one month after he completed a sentence for his role in the beating of a fellow classmate, Justin Barker, at Jena High School in 2006.
Police said Bell and an unidentified male were spotted Wednesday by store security after they placed $370 worth of merchandise in a Dillard’s shopping bag. After the two separated, Bell left the store, was followed by a security officer, and began running through the parking lot.
Police said Bell was discovered under a vehicle in the Sears parking lot. Lt. Jeff Harris said Bell began “swinging his arms wildly” and delivered a glancing blow to the security officer with his elbow. Bell was booked into Richwood Correctional Center and released on $1,300 bond. He will be arraigned at a later date. Each of the charges carries a possible penalty of up to six months in jail......." The Rest of the Story

His lawyer naturally claimed he was arrested because he was black: "Louis Scott who has represented Bell in the past said that preconceived notions on the part of Dillard’s employees may have played a role in Bell’s arrest. “Dillard’s has a tradition of being overly suspicious of young black males,” Scott said."

Yeah, those evil white people made him put a bunch of merchandise into a Dillard's bag and then leave the store. (Anyone want to bet who the video supports?) I said he would be in trouble again when the Jena 6 turmoil was taking place . It's sad. This former football star has talent (good enough for a USM or 1-AA school) that could get him a scholarship to college where he could become a productive citizen. Unfortunately, Mr. Bell repeatedly chooses to get in trouble and learns nothing from his experiences.

Update: Apparently Mr. Bell decided to do something even more stupid. Stupid because he tried to shoot himself in the chest. More stupid because he used a .22. The police said they thought he did it because he was upset over the coverage and didn't want to be in the news again. Hey Mychal, if you want to stay out of the news, here is a piece of advice: stay out of trouble! That means don't beat up your girlfriend, don't get in fights, don't steal, and don't tear up someone's house when you are mad. These are not hard things to do.

Previous Jena Six posts:
Update
Bad apples don't fall far from the tree
Is this the real story of the Jena 6?
Nice to see the media catching up with Kingfish
Beat up student, get red carpet treatment
What is the truth here? Heroes or Hoodlums?

Posted by Kingfish at 8:32 AM

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

if he needs to borrow my 45 acp

December 30, 2008 at 9:10 AM
Kingfish said...

That was just him trying to get attention.

Or maybe he really is that dumb.

Smartest guy in that whole Jena Six crowd was the one who took some of the money and moved to an elite private school in NE. He had the sense to get away from it all and do something with himself.

December 30, 2008 at 9:15 AM
Anonymous said...

do you think the jfp will update their readers on bell or will ladd somehow twist and contort this into a downstream result of her holy grail the dreaded southern strategy?

December 30, 2008 at 9:21 AM
Anonymous said...

He just needs a hug from Frank and it will all be alright.

December 31, 2008 at 12:20 AM
Autogyro said...

He's lucky he didn't kill himself even with a .22 round. A bullet like that fired into his chest is liable to fragment if it hits bone. That's what happened to the late Jackson disc jockey Wayne Harrison, who was shot in the chest with a .22 pistol. It blew bone and bullet frags all up into his lungs, and there was no way to save him. A through and through shot with a heavier bullet may not have been fatal in his case, but I'm just speculating of course.

January 5, 2009 at 10:52 AM

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