Monday, April 21, 2008

Looking for something to do for Memorial Day Weekend?

Don't want to deal with the rednecks upriver or the Ridgeland roadblocks? Worried that Frank might decide to pull you over so he can show some love or don't want Mac to have a stroke because you are having a drink at 2:01 AM? Check out what is going on in New Orleans that weekend.

The New Orleans Wine and Food Experience at the Superdome. http://nowfe.com/html/tastings.html

"A truly "Grand" experience for both foodies and wine connoisseurs, pairing extensive offerings from New Orleans' finest chefs and selections of wines from around the world. 75 Chefs and 1000 Vintages are accompanied by some of Louisiana’s best musicians, décor that showcases the local flavor, and new, exciting festivities, to be announced soon! ...'

Check out the list of participants. Well worth the money.
Participating restaurants: http://nowfe.com/html/restlist.html
Participating wineries: http://nowfe.com/html/winerylist.html

Rumor also has it NMC of Folo will be the star of the show with his gumbo recipe. Sit next to Folse, Prudhomme, and other gourmet stars as they learn from NMC how to make a dynamite gumbo.

Another event that weekend I always go to is Greekfest at the Orthodox Church over off of Robert. E. Lee. Its alot of fun. There is alcohol for you adults. Great food all over the place (the rotisserie grilled lamb is awesome, to quote Bush), and family friendly as there is plenty to do for the kids. For more information, click on the link: http://www.greekfestnola.com/

Posted by Kingfish at 10:32 AM

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ahem, Kingfish. I am neither a he nor folo's resident gumbo chef. That would be NMC.

April 21, 2008 at 11:14 AM
Kingfish said...

Please forgive me Lotus. You are so damned talented and have such a wide variety of interests that I just assumed that you were the gumbo chef on Folo. I stand corrected and will make the necessary changes. My most humble and sincere apologies.

April 21, 2008 at 11:16 AM
nmisscommenter said...

I'm flattered and the prospect you suggest makes me nervous even in fantasy-land, Kingfish

April 25, 2008 at 10:51 AM
Kingfish said...

Ya think they started out as Master Chefs? This is where you get discovered./

Practicing law in Oxford OR owning a nice restaurant with your name on it on Bourbon or Canal?

You would probably never get rid of Lotus however.

April 25, 2008 at 10:53 AM
Tom Head said...

You know, there used to be an annual Greekfest in Jackson that ran in much the same way--sponsored by a local Orthodox Church. Not sure if it's still on, but it was a popular fundraiser, so I have to believe it is.

April 26, 2008 at 4:44 AM

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