Jackson Jambalaya: DWF Presents - Metro Media Men: Hottest Hunk?

Friday, February 1, 2008

DWF Presents - Metro Media Men: Hottest Hunk?

Tony Mastro, Scott Simmons, Ken South, Wilson Stribling

Jason Ellis, Rob Jay, Chuck Stinson, Byron Brown

Paul Williams, Alan Lange, Marshall Ramsey

OK ladies, so as not to be biased or discriminatory after the huge number of votes for the hottest female reporter, let's vote for our Hottest Hunk among the Metro Media Men pictured above. See the poll at the top right and vote today!

Previous poll:

http://kingfish1935.blogspot.com/2008/01/choices-for-hottest-reporter-in-jackson.html

Email me with the metro media men thoughts: dwfinms@gmail.com

17 comments:

Anonymous said...: It's very hard to choose! Jason is cute.....; February 2, 2008 at 8:35 AM
Kingfish said...: Oh brother. I have a feeling this poll and its comments are going to get ridiculous.; February 2, 2008 at 8:37 AM
Anonymous said...: Yes, but you love it 'Fish!; February 2, 2008 at 8:38 AM
Anonymous said...: I just a tingling sensation in my nether-regions.; February 2, 2008 at 10:03 AM
The Butterknife said...: Well, you know, Ken South does have his huge gay following.; February 2, 2008 at 11:08 AM
Anonymous said...: Gay, straight, don't matter, just go vote!; February 2, 2008 at 5:16 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm curious why the younger hotties like Scott Vlahon from WLBT were left off the poll.; February 2, 2008 at 5:42 PM
Anonymous said...: I like your diverse group!; February 4, 2008 at 9:28 AM
Anonymous said...: I'd vote for Scott Vlahon. Mmmm!; February 4, 2008 at 3:57 PM
Anonymous said...: Why the voting deadline extension??; February 9, 2008 at 5:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Brad McMullan is by far the hottest news guy in Jackson!; February 19, 2008 at 3:45 AM
Anonymous said...: I agree. In the Jackson TV market, Brad McMullan is the best looking male on tv.; February 20, 2008 at 10:33 AM
Anonymous said...: Wouldn't it be nice to see Brad McMullan and the morning girl on WLBT do the news together.
They would be a great team.; February 20, 2008 at 10:35 AM
Anonymous said...: When it comes to Brad McMullan...I'm glad he is on twice a day! He is very cute!!; February 26, 2008 at 2:50 PM
Anonymous said...: Does anyone know if Brad McMullan is married?; February 27, 2008 at 4:23 PM
Anonymous said...: He is married. I think he also has a child.

Where do you vote for this award?
I would like to also vote for Brad McMullan. Can you add his picture to your site?; March 9, 2008 at 3:29 PM
Kingfish said...: poll has been over for several weeks. If you look a week later or so in the archives, you'll see the results.; March 9, 2008 at 3:58 PM

Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).

Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.

In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS.

Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

Note: Security provided by INS.

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