Sunday, April 23, 2023

Bill Crawford: Sub-prime Credit Scores Linked to Poor Health

 It’s probably no surprise that the nation’s poorest state has the nation’s highest rate of sub-prime credit scores. But the reason why may be worth considering.

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Saturday, April 22, 2023

NAACP Sues Over HB #1020 (Update)

Update: The complaint is posted below.  

The NAACP sued the state of Mississippi in U.S. District Court after Governor Tate Reeves signed HB #1020 yesterday.   The complaint will not be available until Monday.  The NAACP issued the following statement: 

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Governor Signs $2 Billion Transportation Bill

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Friday, April 21, 2023

Friday Night Flick: The Biological Clock Ticks

 Guess what movie is on Youtube for free? You're welcome. 

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Governor Signs HB #1020

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Bigger Pie Forum: Should Entergy Customers Pay More for Less?

 Entergy Mississippi is an electric utility.  It has a legal monopoly in 45 counties with almost 400,000 residential customers (households).  It is regulated by the Mississippi Public Service Commission (PSC).  The PSC has allowed Entergy to increase rates for these customers 32% over the last three years.  Why?  Should customers pay even more for less?

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Plastic Surgery Family Fun Day at Children's Museum Tomorrow

UMMC issued the following press release. 

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A Different Take on Chicken & Dressing

This post is authored by Zerobear Polybear. 

I think I wrote in my first Jackson Jambalaya post how great the Sunday dinners were in the 1950's when we visited my grandparent’s farm house on Beasley Bayou, west of Isola, MS. One of my fondest 73 year old Sunday dinner memories was my Grandmother’s insistence that Sunday dinner at her house should include a pan of chicken and cornbread dressing. It was a dish she always cooked in a blue and white speckled enameled pan. You may have a similar memory rooted in your past. My Grandmother’s chicken and dressing memory looks like this.

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Lyft Carjacker Indicted

A Hinds County grand jury indicted Dontarius Magee for the savage kidnapping and shooting of a Lyft Driver on November 2, 2021.  

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Thursday, April 20, 2023

Arson Kills Two in Byram

 The Byram Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Ted Dibiase, Jr. Indicted in DHS Scandal

The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Ridgeland Approves Prado Vista Project

 The Ridgeland Board of Aldermen approved the Prado Vista project in the Ridgeland overlay district Tuesday night at the intersection of Sunnybrook Road and Colony Park Boulevard by Ridgeland High School. The petition and master plan are posted below. 


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Shad Fires Back at Crawford Column

State Auditor Shadrick White penned this response to Bill Crawford's column published here Sunday. 

Recently my office instructed Mississippi universities to report how much they are spending on so-called “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion” (DEI) programs. That was enough to send liberal columnist Bill Crawford into a tailspin. Crawford claims I’m on a “witch hunt.” He found a nameless “Republican operative” who said I, like Gov. Ron DeSantis, was “overreach[ing].” So let’s take a closer look (and for the record, I don’t give a flip about what an anonymous “Republican operative” says).

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Tornado Losses over $100 Million

 Insurance Commish Michael Chaney issued the following statement. 

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Crash Ends Chase

The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, April 19, 2023

46 Months for Jail Smuggling

 The Justice Department issued the following statement. 

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Lee Held Fund-raiser, Didn't Pay Bill

It appears Jackson Ward 2 Councilwoman Angelique "Deadbeat" Lee held a fundraiser last summer.  JJ reported Saturday: 

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Robert St. John: Pondering Chips

BARBERINO-TAVARNELLE, TUSCANY— Things are different over here. It’s not just the language. Spaces are smaller. Roads are tighter. Bathrooms are tinier. But there's a reason for all of that. The roads are tighter because many were built over one thousand years ago and were meant to accommodate horses, carriages, wagons, and people traveling by foot. The bathrooms in the historic city centers are smaller because those buildings were built 700 years ago before in and plumbing was a thing.

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Pearl Molester Gets 20 Years

 Rankin-Madison County District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Sid Salter: Can Employees be Forced to Work on the Sabbath?

 Bottom line, can your employer compel you to work on the Sabbath if you have religious beliefs which you believe require you to be in church and rest on Sundays?

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Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Pledge? What Pledge?

Check out what Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba does when the City Council recited the Pledge of Allegiance today. 

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Governor Signs Age-Verification Bill for Obscene Websites

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Continued

 The aggravated domestic violence trial of Jason Todd Martis is continued to October 30 in Rankin County Circuit Court.  

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How Do They Do It?

Despite being 16 years old now, the iPhone is more popular than ever.  Indeed, so popular is the iPhone that the Wall Street Journal reported last weekend the smartphone captured the resale market as iPhones retain their value while Androids plummet as much as new cars once did when purchased. Even more interesting is  the product is desired by ever-fickle teens.  How has the company managed to remain at the top of the game for so long when so many competitors fell by the wayside?  

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Read and Weep

 The settlement agreement between the Jackson City Council and Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is posted below.  

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Monday, April 17, 2023

Settled?

 It appears Judge Clark's knocking heads together made some progress.   The City Council and Mayor agreed to hire Richard's Disposal for emergency garbage service for one year.  

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Recess!

 And we are back.  Watch hearing below. Judge Clark recessed hearing until 9 AM tomorrow.  The sun will come out tomorrow..... tomorrow tomorrow I love you, tomorrow, you're only, a, day away.

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Trash Talk: It's Showtime!!!

 The much awaited court fight between the Jackson City Council and Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba over the right to negotiate garbage contracts is here.  The courtroom drama is live-streamed below.   Break out the Bloody Mary's.  

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Idiot of the Day

 Fighting the Repo Man is never a good idea. Richland Wrecker Service posted on Facebook: 

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Sunday, April 16, 2023

Flashback: The Po' Folks Sniper

It's been 27 years since a sniper went crazy at the Po Folks restaurant on Ellis Isle one Friday afternoon and paralyzed a major part of South Jackson:

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A Place at the Table

Preaching from Romans 8: 13-17, the late Dr. Frank Pollard wove the ugly duckling, a "seldom dusted off corner of the Bible,  and Mephibosheth* into a much-needed message of hope in the 1995 sermon posted below.  Enjoy the sermon if you didn't make church this morning.  

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Bill Crawford: White plays DeSantis, goes after university DEI programs

Gov. Tate Reeves and the Legislature having successfully stamped out the non-existent Critical Race Theory (CRT) programs in Mississippi schools, colleges, and universities, State Auditor Shad White has chosen another fake issue to tackle – our universities’ diversity, equity and inclusion (DEI) programs.

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Saturday, April 15, 2023

Councilwoman Sued Over Campaign Debt

A2Z Printing sued the Ward 2 Councilwoman on September 20, 2022 in Hinds County Court for $15,971 after she allegedly stiffed the Jackson company for services rendered during her 2020 campaign.

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D.L. Gardner: Overcome Evil with Good

“But if your enemy is hungry, feed him, and if he is thirsty, give him a drink; for in so doing you will heap burning coals upon his head. Do not be overcome by evil but overcome evil with good.” How should Christians respond to hateful attacks? 

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Friday, April 14, 2023

Dumbass of the Day

 Check out what is posted on the Mississippi Department of Public Safety's Facebook page. 

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Gov Signs Bill Banning Property Value Water Billing

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Parker McCollum Coming to Brandon

 Red Mountain Entertainment issued the following press release. 

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It's a Conspiracy

 We all suspected one Kenneth I. Stokes puts on an act.  Now we have proof.  This post appeared on social media: 

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Beef Stew, Anyone?

This post is authored by Zerobear Polybear. Enjoy. 

I’ll start this post with a complaint about life these days. Beef has been pricy for the past year or two. I am related to a guy who raises beef for a living and they are still paying him pretty much the same for beef on the hoof, so someone other than the guy who raises the beef is making the extra money we have been paying. I won’t waste your time reminiscing about days when beef roasts were sixty nine cents a pound, but it is nice to see more reasonable prices for the cuts we like to eat so we can make the recipes we like.

One of those cuts is beef chuck roast. A great way to use it is in a beef stew and that is what we are doing with today’s post.

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Flashback Friday: Free the Copyright

Truth be told, Mayor Lumumba's political career began in a lie.  JJ reported on March 12, 2014: 

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Monster Mother Gets Life

 Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement. 

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Thursday, April 13, 2023

Trash Talk: Fiddling, Fiddling, Fiddling Away

It appears the Mayor is fiddling away while Northeast Jackson while Northeast Jackson washes away. 

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Trash Talk: Sanitation Tip

Well, it's no secret piled-up garbage brings unwanted guests. Fortunately, there is a tried and true solution.

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Dowdy Fights Indictment

Is the son of a former MBN Director a drug dealer? 

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Trash Talk: Dumpster Available Today & Tomorrow

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Trash Talk: Tantrum Time

As the trash continues to pile up in the streets, Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba blamed..... wait for it..... Northeast Jackson for his garbage problems.  Yup.  He said the reason why there is no garbage service is because of Northeast Jackson honkies  despite the fact that Jackson is over 80% black.  Watch for yourself. 

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Coming Soon

Amerigo is expanding to Fondren.  Yup.  The historic Ridgeland Italian restaurant will set up shop in where else but the old Babalu site.  Fondrenites should be able to walk to get their favorite tiramasu hopefully by Labor Day weekend.  Good news indeed.  

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Wednesday, April 12, 2023

Rescued!

 The Madison Fire Department posted the following message and photos on Facebook. 

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Trash Talk: It's Time to Ruuuummmmblllle

 The Jackson City Council is meeting right now to discuss the garbage crisis.  The meeting is live-streamed below.  Enjoy. 

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MPD Investigates School Social Media Threats

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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