Sunday, March 31, 2019

Hot Damn! Welcome to Mississippi!

Comedian Bill Bellamy got a Jackson welcome this weekend:

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Shot Fired After Concert

The Brandon Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Weekend Shootings

JPD issued the following statements yesterday. 

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Sunday Morning Sermon

Slept late and missed church? Don't worry, JJ got ya covered.  Enjoy this 1990 sermon presented by the late Dr. Frank Pollard of First Baptist Church (Jackson).

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Bill Crawford: What Issues Are Wild Cards in Governor's Race?

Which of the 13 candidates for governor of Mississippi are you for?

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Friday, March 29, 2019

Robin Leach Would Be Proud

Need some weekend reading? Check out the FBI's affidavit in the college admission scandal that is posted below.  There are so many juicy nuggets that the media couldn't cover them all.  Pour a drink and enjoy a look into the life of the "elite." 

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Entergy Trial Begins Monday

Lord Protector Jim Hood issued the following statement. 

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Open Thread

I'm tied up for several hours but can check comments . Consider this post to be an open thread.

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Jackson Issues RFP for Conv. Center Hotel

The City of Jackson issued the following video, statement, and request for proposals.

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James Tulp: A Safe Space for Politicians

The Mississippi legislature recently adopted a resolution to call for an Article V Convention of States to amend the U.S. Constitution, becoming the 15th state to do so. We have the unfortunate distinction, however, of being the first of the fifteen to include in the resolution a prohibition on term limits.

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Thursday, March 28, 2019

Baker Boyz Purge Contempt

U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves purged a civil contempt order against Jon Seawright and Brent Alexander.  Judge Reeves found them in civil contempt of court last week after he determined they sued UPS for damages in the Lamar Adams case without his permission.  Mr. Seawright is partner at Baker Donelson while Mr. Alexander is a lobbyist for the firm.

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Gluckstadt Incorporation Approved

Madison County Chancellor James Walker approved the annexation of Kraut-town.   The order is posted below for your convenience as it was just issued.  The town got everything it asked for except for an area of Panther Creek north of Stout Road.

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WLBT: "Canton Corruption"

WLBT covered "Canton Corruption" last night.  The video is posted below.

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Child Molestor Gets 30 Years

Madison-Rankin District Attorney John Bramlett issued the following statement.

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Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Seattle is Dying

Once a Mecca of the American west coast, Seattle is now descending into a climate of lawlessness and hopelessness.  KOMO asked if Seattle is dying in a recent hour-long show.  Residents of the Jackson area will recognize some of the problems and complaints.  Enjoy.

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Tonight on WLBT......

Canton corruption takes the stage.

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Editorial: A.G. Should Prosecute Olbermann

Media nutjob Keith Olbermann went too far yesterday when he encouraged his fans to make a Mississippi hunter's life "a living hell" on Twitter.  What drew the ire of Die Ulbernutt is a Clarion-Ledger story about -gasp- hunting.

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Good Kid

JPD issued the following statement. 

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Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!

Perhaps if the Hinds County District Attorney and judges did their jobs, perhaps a poor woman would not have been carjacked in Crystal Springs a few days ago.  The Copiah County Courier reported last week:

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Sid Salter: Warren's Stop Has Few Parallels to RFK's Delta Visit

The rather nondescript email from activist Marissa Barrow of the “Progressive Change Campaign Committee” arrived in my email inbox on March 18 with the subject line: “Elizabeth Warren parallels RFK’s 1967 tour of Mississippi Delta.”

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Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Stokes Live

Bored? Check out Mr. Kenneth Stokes' weekly radio show.  REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV!!!!!!!

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32 Years for Sex Trafficker

The Justice Department issued the following statement.

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Airport CEO Resigns.

JMAA CEO Carl Newman resigned his position. 

Kingfish note: Good job, Board,  real good job.   Henley tried to force him out last year. Goof friggin job.  Blame this one on the Bennie crowd. 

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Brandon McDonald's Robbers Caught (Updated)

The Brandon Police Department issued the following statements.

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Gray Sues Adara - Again.

Robert "Bobby" Gray sued Adara Networks today in Madison County Circuit Court for $1.5 million.  Adara Networks is a California information technology company.  Ironically, Mr. Gray sued Adara a year ago for the same amount of money but dismissed the suit.

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Monday, March 25, 2019

He's Baaaaa-aaaack!!!

Look who is hanging out in the Madison County jail.

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The Return of the Beer Wars

Miller Lite apparently didn't take too kindly to this Super Bowl commercial:

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Autism Courses Now Available

The Mississippi Autism Board issued the following press release. 

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Homicide, Shooting, & Traffic Fatality in Jackson

JPD issued the following press releases.

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Sunday, March 24, 2019

Man Shot in Brandon

The Brandon Police Department issued the following statement.

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"Blessed Are the Merciful"

The late Dr. Frank Pollard continued to preach on the Sermon on the Mount.  If the temptation of this beautiful spring weather kept you from going to church, don't feel too guilty as JJ provides this sermon.  Enjoy.

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Bill Crawford: Gov Should Veto Dark Money Bill

"Transparency is critical to fair government," Gov. Phil Bryant, a longtime champion of transparency and accountability in government, once said.

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Saturday, March 23, 2019

Tomorrow at the Bijou

To Kill a Mockingbird returns to the big screen tomorrow and Wednesday.

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Back to the Thrilla

When it comes to rivalries, forget the Iron Bowl.  Forget the Celtics-Lakers.  Forget Connors-McEnroe.  Few rivalries came close to the white-hot hatred of Ali-Frazier.  Those were two guys who hated each other so much they literally wanted to kill each other in the ring.  An outstanding HBO documentary about the Thrilla in Manila popped up on Youtube a few years ago. It covers not just the fight but the entire Frazier-Ali rivalry.  One little nugget reported: Ali was going to quit after the fourteenth round but Frazier's trainer beat him to it.

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No Comment!

What could possibly go wrong with some of my favorite things?

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Friday, March 22, 2019

TIM-BERRR! Receiver Sues Stewart Patridge, Mom, & Bankplus in Timber Fraud Case

-Receiver sues Stewart Patridge and friends for commissions in Lamar Adams case
-Bankplus suspected "money-laundering", reported to Feds in 2015.
-Receiver sues Bankplus for Alleged RICO Violations 
-Bankplus says it complied with law.

Lamar Adams played the Ole Miss network like a fiddle as he used an Ole Miss football star to further his timber investment fraud scheme.   Receiver Alysson Mills sued former Ole Miss quarterback Stewart Patridge, his mother  Gee Gee Patridge, Jason Cowgill, Martin Murphree, Mutual of Omaha, and Bankplus  in U.S. District Court yesterday in an effort to recover funds for victims of Lamar Adams timber fraud scheme. 

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Porter Bingham Indicted

The Justice Department issued the following statement.

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Shad White: Mississippi's Corruption Problem and What We Can Do About it.

“Is Mississippi the most corrupt state in the country?”

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Cashing the Checks Until He Couldn't

Life is always about timing and the Lamar Adams case is no exception.  One poor victim bought $100,000 of phony timber investments from William McHenry and Lamar Adams literally hours before the SEC froze all of Adams' assets.

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St. Paddy's Day Parade Route Announced

The city of Jackson issued the following statement and map.

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Thursday, March 21, 2019

Fire! Fire! Fire!

Watch Pearl River Valley Water Supply District personnel attempt to burn out Sylvinia vegetation from Pelahatchie Bay, courtesy of WLBT.

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#21

JPD issued the following statement.

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Go Over the Edge!

The Friends of Children's Hospital issued the following press release.

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Baker Boyz Found in Contempt

- Receiver settles with Lamar Adams' children. 

A federal judge found the Baker Boyz in civil contempt of court in the SEC's lawsuit against Lamar Adams.  U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves ruled on March 13 that Jon Seawright and Brent Alexander interfered with Receiver Alysson Mills' efforts to recover funds for victims of Lamar Adams' Ponzi scheme.  Mr. Seawright is partner at Baker Donelson while Mr. Alexander is a lobbyist for the firm.  The Court will determine the penalties for Mr. Seawright and Mr. Alexander at a later date.

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Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Stokes Unplugged

Kenneth Stokes and his sidekick, the Reverend P.J. Williams, were in rare form last Sunday morning on their weekly radio show.

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Girlfriend Shoots Boyfriend

JPD issued the following statement. 

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Sanders Speaks!!!

"They want to take us back to slavery" and other gems were uttered by Jackson community activist Enoch Sanders last night at the meeting of the Jackson City Council.  His public comments were definitely for the books.  Watch for yourself.

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UMMC Partners w/ Firstnet for Rural Healthcare

UMMC issued the following statement.

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Sid Salter: Wicker's VOte Was the Right One

The social media hysteria, threats of political retribution, and withering criticism of Mississippi senior U.S. Sen. Roger Wicker’s vote in favor of a resolution of disapproval for President Donald Trump’s Feb. 15 national emergency declaration aside, Wicker’s vote was the right one.

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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Fetal Heartbeat Abortion Bill Goef to Governor

Lieutenant Governor Tate Reevef iffued the following ftatement. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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