Monday, September 7, 2026

Bedtime in Brookhaven

Fixed! 

Don't know which was worse, the music or the fight. 



That ____ is real!

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, can these blogs have smell added?

Anonymous said...

South Rankin County.

Anonymous said...

Oh crap!

Anonymous said...

Some people just can’t hold there liquor and other stuff

Anonymous said...

Video not available

Anonymous said...

Why do you continually post shit that either is unavailable or 'can't be viewed'?

Anonymous said...

Kicking the guy in the head. who is already down and getting gang jumped ..sooner or later there can be consequences for doing that.

I hear Rankin is known for the Stankin already.

Anonymous said...

Somebody come get Mamaw and Papaw and take them home.

Anonymous said...

I’m trying to unsee it - wish you had just left the video unavailable

Anonymous said...

And a good time was had by all.

Hmmmm said...

Lot of social media comments someone was shot in the head at Trio last night ?

Anonymous said...

These types of beatdowns don’t happen at church BBQs unless you get found to be a pdfile.

Moral of the story is stick to church functions and don’t be a chimo.

Anonymous said...

“Ain’t no good in no bottle of liquor.” Grandad

Anonymous said...

I thought the music was fine.

Anonymous said...

Looks like he got the shit beat out his ass

Anonymous said...

Whoever kicked the guy in the head is now in the crosshairs of a lawsuit. The guy couldn’t defend himself and that’s an issue.

One more thing. Whoever owns that hole in the wall should think about the future lawsuits for tripping over that dang big ass crack in the floor the contractor caused by not performing his work as required. Yall better watch out because the new wave of lawsuits coming is for slip and falls and that’s a trip and fall issue.

Anonymous said...

Roll Tide

Anonymous said...

It's likely your browser. I can't see many of these videos on my PC/Firefox but I can see them on my iPad.

Anonymous said...

Rednecks will redneck.

Anonymous said...

Next time DON'T fix it. Flush it.

Anonymous said...

Saw that happen while in high school.

We still call him shit-your-britches to this day.

Anonymous said...

Hotty Toddy

Anonymous said...

Hotty Potty

Anonymous said...

Skid marks were definitely left at the scene of this slow speed collision

Anonymous said...

LIKE

Anonymous said...

This is how white trash solves problems

Anonymous said...

Mississippi men!!! They start by walking around barefoot. They grow up to be your leaders. What a joke! Gosh, they are everywhere!

Anonymous said...

Brookhaven is in Lincoln County, not Rankin County. Some people don't know how to read a map.

Anonymous said...

"Hey Jimmy Steve, what the hell happened to you Saturday night?"

"Man, I got the shit beat outta me, bro."

Anonymous said...

Some people don't know what satire is.

Anonymous said...

No shit Sherlock.

Anonymous said...

Some of them folks still not right tho

Anonymous said...

Don’t go stupid places, after stupid hours, doing stupid things, with stupid people and you generally avoid stupid things like this.

Anonymous said...

Really embarrassing. White boys really can’t throw hands. No wonder you are all obsessed with guns. That plus your small peckers.

Anonymous said...

All chitting aside..........I see sucker punching and ganging up on a clearly inebriated man hasn't stopped.

Anonymous said...

On the other end of all this it's good to see the wives taking an active role in the recreation...A family that plays together stays together!
I remember them days...So thankful that I lived thru them!

Anonymous said...

You never complained about my size before?

Anonymous said...

Video reminds me of the old Jerry Lee Lewis classic.....I CAN STILL HEAR THE MUSIC IN THE RESTROOM. Sad songs don't care whose heart they break!!!



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