Friday, August 7, 2026

Live From Downtown

 This disturbing incident took place last week at on Fortification Street at West Street.  




28 comments:

Anonymous said...

If we could just paint another mural downtown all of this behavior would resolve itself.

Anonymous said...

Feral culture. Disturbing.

Anonymous said...

This is yet another reason why I avoid Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Where's Doctor Chief? Will she have a presser?

Anonymous said...

Fornification Street.

Anonymous said...

The West Express is a "no-go zone"

Anonymous said...

I saw that when it was posted but people were saying the guy is dead?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure we will be hearing outrage and calls for an investigation from Ben Crump any minute now....*end sarcasm*

Anonymous said...

Have Ben and Al started a GoFundMe yet? $500,000 should cover final expenses.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess JPD was too busy writing speeding tickets to the people working and being productive and aren’t supposed to stop things like this. Ticket the tax payer law abiding people… that’s all JPD does now

Anonymous said...

@10:06 What's Ben Crump got to do with this?

Anonymous said...

Thankfully Cap PD was there in a flash. And, this is considered "Midtown" and not Downtown.

Anonymous said...

It's sarcasm. Try to keep up.

Anonymous said...

that's "midtown"!

Anonymous said...

JPD is only worried about writing tickets on 55. Much easier than doing real police work.
I am sure Dr Chief has told them to leave the hard work to Capitol PD and just focus on fleecing the nice cars that look like they can actually pay the speeding fines.

Let those hoopties with bald tires doing 95 pass on by.

Focus on the luxury SUVs and $80, 000 pickups.

Anonymous said...

Why can’t our Capitalist Republic find free market solutions to these problems?

Anonymous said...

10:34 Ben Crump doesn't like it when black people parish, however, it is selective on which ones he chooses to champion their case. I guess all black lives don't matter to Ben Crump or he would stay camped out in Jackson, MS.

Krusatyr said...

How is the pistol whipped semi corpse lying there, to begin with?

Anonymous said...

Overpaid Chief is doing a fine job, and wants to call off the so called beef up on crime. Mayor has lots of explaining to do ! Jackson is disgraceful

anonymous said...

a march and a ballon release will stop all of this.

Anonymous said...

It's called a job. You think they've applied for one lately?

Anonymous said...

She’s wearing her standard issue slippers and everything.

Anonymous said...

Crump is too busy investigating this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_of_Channon_Christian_and_Christopher_Newsom

Anonymous said...

Holy. shit. what a disturbing video. my DA use to wash my car there

Anonymous said...

To think Eudora Welty grew up just a few blocks away.

Anonymous said...

@11:57 AM
Please tell us all which jobs would you hire a mentally ill person to do?

Anonymous said...

Make Asylums Great Again!

Anonymous said...

Is there a new "homeless" advocacy group along West Fortification that is feeding or otherwise attracting people? I have seen a lot more traffic (this is one block from Baptist staff parking entrance) over the last year of what seem to be absolute addicts.


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