Saturday, June 20, 2026

Live From Reunion

 Nothing like some good ole fashioned American ingenuity. 




36 comments:

Anonymous said...

If the water recedes quickly the boaters will have a major problem.

Anonymous said...

That's how you get to replace the foot on your outboard, and possibly repair a pontoon or two.

Anonymous said...

That area is kind of a no man’s land drainage easement between backyards, pretty cool to see a boat on it. They are rocking those pineapple tee shirts, embracing the rumors.

Anonymous said...

Sloppy civil engineering in the lot design, imo.

Anonymous said...

Aw, that's nice. Chuckwad finally got him some friends on his lil' pontoon skiff. They're probably undercover...

Anonymous said...

There has to be one self-absorbed, pretentious @$$hole in every thread.

Anonymous said...

I agree….pineapples don’t mix well with dirty sewer water…but, who am I to judge. So, if you’re living in a development that will allow you to operate a boat on the street then you need to ask yourself was this a good decision while your wife is humpin to please anyone who walks in the door. If you know you know. So, all you guys who like the idea of your wives swinging you are working your asses off screwing what client or customer you can to make that extra deal need to remember the name Todd Mardis. This is how his life began. Yall have no idea those of us who know are laughing our asses off at the groundskeeper screwing your wife in the morning and your visitors driving through in the evening after dark looking for the upside down pineapple while your kids are asleep and you have to go trudging out at 6 am the next morning to pay the house note, the car notes and the pharmacy bills…. Next time marry a country girl.

Anonymous said...

There is an epidemic of you boomers falling for Artificial Intelligence.

Anonymous said...

2:19
Is there watering the house?
No
Good engineering!!

Anonymous said...

Actually great design, 12:19. The existing ephemeral stream was incorporated into the subdivision site design. The site designer knew that area would flood occasionally so worked around it.

Anonymous said...

@12:57 PM - Bright spark, that isn't a street. It's a drainage ditch.

Anonymous said...

It probably is an AI image. Look at Google Maps satellite view and that drainage is filled with good sized trees.

Anonymous said...

Reunion is doomed.

Anonymous said...

No, 1:02, the epidemic is you wet-behind-the-ear youngsters being jealous of boomers. You want what we have but you don’t want to work for it or wait for it. Grow up or shut up.

Anonymous said...

12:57 needs an internet vacation

Anonymous said...

We boomers, as you call us, aren't looking for artificial intelligence, we have the real thing.

Anonymous said...

aren't the pineapples on their t-shirts supposed to be upside down?

Anonymous said...

12:57 - You obviously didn't grow up around country girls. If you married one, I've got news for you...

Anonymous said...

1:30, look again at Google Earth. There is a house with a black metal fence and an open area in the drainage behind it, probably a detention basin that holds and slowly releases water under Shore Line Drive into the lake. Beyond the open area is a house and driveway that matches what’s in the photo. I hate to school you youngsters, but it’s not Ai.

Anonymous said...

If you have to ask about the upside down pineapple then you aren't cool enough to know.

Anonymous said...

Reunion public areas just sold to out of state high end management company. Reunion has always been a fantastic development.

Anonymous said...

Reunion sure has always been a fantastic development. And the pineapple commenter liars are just jealous because they cant afford to live there.

Anonymous said...

Reunion is just where all the south Jackson white rednecks moved in white flight. There behavior is still the same….$

Anonymous said...

Reunion is fine. Why the poor mouthing?

Anonymous said...

@6:55 dot on.

Anonymous said...

Used to be a time when someone would post a picture such as this. People would laugh. And then life moved on. When did we give the microphone to the crybaby losers?

Anonymous said...

You boomers think that age = wisdom. So many of you make adequate money but you still cash out social security and constantly demand more. You are the most entitled generation. You have let all of the cities rot (Jackson) and let the young people suffer the consequences of your delusion. The generation before you was the “greatest generation” full of tough as nails people that built America. Since them, all you do is demand your handouts and chastise your own children for not “working hard enough” when y’all single handedly supervised the collapse of this great nation. None of you contributed jack shit to society. It has always been about your paycheck. You think “gen Z should just stop buying avocado toast and $7 coffees” because Fox News told you that’s what we do. Meanwhile, 2 bed 3 bath houses in a decent part of Jackson, MS are $300,000 and you bought your first house for a bag of potato chips. Wages are stagnant and nobody can afford shit. Thanks a lot, assholes. You bet that we “entitled” kids will fix this country. We don’t have another choice.

Ahole Lottabs said...

It's hard to take a subdivision serious that doesn't foresight brick, their homes builders tried to save a bunch of money, probably couldn't find somebody or a good brick layer that would have stuck with them to finish the subdivision.

Anonymous said...

1:46, I know it’s been tough trying to get a job with your Philosophy of Gender Studies degree, but hang in there, one day you’ll be able to move out of mommy and daddy’s house. Meanwhile you can be working on your Bernie Sanders posters, your protest masks, and your Fortnite skills.

And yes, wisdom does correlate strongly to age. You will figure that out for yourself about the same time the generation below you starts giving you shit and blaming you for all of their self-inflicted ills.

Anonymous said...

I’m seriously curious, 1:46; at what income level do you think a person should forgo Social Security and not “cash out”?

Anonymous said...

1:46 am I think you meant to say houses start at $300000. Indeed, many homes in northeast Jackson are valued at over $1 million and in Eastover or CCJ or Woodland Hills can be 2 or 3 times that. Of course , older homes need to be well cared for to keep their value. The curse of most neighborhoods is the grumpy old man widower or bachelor who can't even mow his lawn anymore and doesn't know who to call to fix anything.

Anonymous said...

Did you fail English grammar?

Anonymous said...

I live in a water-front home in Reunion. We are a gated community for a reason : to keep the jealous riff-raff out. Eat your heart out losers.

Anonymous said...

5:35 Reunion is over 20 years into building and I doubt anyone there wants your fly by night brick layer out there.

The brick is fine.

Anonymous said...

I'll have you to know that 1:46 does NOT live in Mommy and Daddy's house (although I'm sure he'd say "Dyaaaaaad", as gratingly as is possible). He/she/it surely lives UNDER some "Boomer"'s house - apparently in Leftover, where there are crawlspaces - many of them newly lined in that nice white plastic the hot ginger guy on TV is offering to have installed.

Problem is, that new, white, insulated underfloor is muffling conversations in the home, above, and 1:46 is hearing them wrong. Way wrong. That's why he/she/it is making no sense. I suspect the outgassing from all that white plastic, is taking a toll on his/her/its cognition, too.

Anonymous said...

Would someone please help June 21, 2026 at 1:46 AM find his blunt. He gets cranky when he loses it, it's kind of like his pacifier.


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