Thursday, April 9, 2026

Hallelujah!

 You can hate Trump and still love this development. 


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that's something we can all get behind, regardless of political affiliation.

Anonymous said...

Let's go backwards, yay!! See how smart we are, don't you feel owned!!

Anonymous said...

I HATE this feature in my vehicle, thank god it has a button where you can turn it off

Anonymous said...

@3:13 there is nothing backwards about this. This specific feature does not have a measurable effect on fuel efficiency, BUT it DOES have a SIGNIFICANT impact on engine life!!! Backwards my ass, google the other side of an argument once in a while.........

Anonymous said...

yay....i guess

Anonymous said...

Government overreach fixed. "Climate change" is meant to keep everyone in fear. Full stop.

Anonymous said...

How is that going backwards? Be specific.

Ben said...

The amount of collective idiocy that one can see when Trump's name is mentioned will never cease to amaze me. TDS is the new pandemic.

Anonymous said...

Now can we please fix the water "safety" feature that kills the hot water coming out of the faucet? And please unplug the shower heads cause a shower twice as long to get the dang shampoo out does not conserve water!

Anonymous said...

I suppose it's a useful feature for Angelinos who spend 3 hours a day creeping bumper to bumper on the freeway, but it seems to require a more expensive battery. I turn it off 99% of the time.

Anonymous said...

Yep, that kind of crap does nothing but undermine actual, necessary efforts to address the real problem of climate change.

It was a fake solution to the negligible problem of cars idling at stop lights, while causing actual harm in the form of prematurely-worn parts and additional repairs.

This was nothing but a daily reminder, at every stop sign or red light, of what we hate about the government.

Anonymous said...

Democrats now come together to decry Trump's elimination of the most beloved auto feature, the start/stop.

Anonymous said...

Such welcome news. Unless you are a mechanic who charges parts and labor to replace wore out starters.

Anonymous said...

terrible timing. Just passed a gas station on old canton @ $4.09. That cut off may actually save .O005 in these hard times.

Anonymous said...

Hey Commenter @ 3:42pm: Did you forget to notice that nobody needed to wear a coat this past winter? Did we all just imagine how hot it was?

Anonymous said...

" BUT it DOES have a SIGNIFICANT impact on engine life!!! "

Yep, that it does.

This idiotic feature burned out a starter exactly four years and two months after I bought a brand new truck in 2021.

(the starter died 60 days after the warranty had expired)

So yeah ... that goofy Obama mandate definitely had an impact on the engine.

Anonymous said...

I can’t even imagine being so lazy that pushing a button in my car is such a huge imposition.

Anonymous said...

The “golf cart syndrome” disable button is the first thing I push every time I start my truck.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet O'Bama does not drive one.....

Krusatyr said...

Commie Climate Druids treat consumers like a slave class.


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