Wednesday, March 11, 2026

The Not So Ultra-Beautiful Thieves

 The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement. 


The Pearl Police Department has recovered approximately $𝟔,𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐞 following an investigation into a retail theft ring targeting businesses in Pearl, Mississippi.
On 𝐅𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟔, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔, at approximately 𝟏:𝟎𝟎 𝐩.𝐦., officers with the Pearl Police Department responded to a report of a shoplifting incident at Ulta Beauty. Upon arrival, officers determined that the suspects had already left the scene with stolen merchandise. The estimated value of the items taken during the incident was approximately $𝟑,𝟏𝟓𝟎.
The department’s 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐈𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐃𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 initiated an investigation and subsequently identified two suspects as 𝐀𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐤𝐚 𝐃𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 and 𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐆𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧 . At the time, a third individual involved in the incident had not yet been identified. Investigators were also able to identify a suspect vehicle through the review of surveillance footage.
On 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝟖, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟔, at approximately 𝟔:𝟎𝟎 𝐩.𝐦., officers with the Patrol Division, Special Operations Division, and Criminal Investigations Division received intelligence indicating the group was again targeting retail locations in Pearl. Officers subsequently located the suspect vehicle at the Outlets of Mississippi.
A search of the vehicle resulted in the recovery of approximately $𝟔,𝟓𝟎𝟎 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐞 believed to be connected to multiple retail theft incidents.
As a result of the investigation, the following individuals were charged:
• 𝐀𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐤𝐚 𝐃𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡 – Felony Shoplifting, Conspiracy, and a hold for a Felony Shoplifting warrant from another jurisdiction.



• 𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐆𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧 – Felony Shoplifting, Conspiracy, and a hold for a Felony Shoplifting warrant from another jurisdiction.



• 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐧 (Not Pictured) – Felony Shoplifting, Conspiracy, and a hold for a Felony Shoplifting warrant from another jurisdiction.
Investigators are currently coordinating with multiple jurisdictions regarding the return of the recovered merchandise and the continued prosecution of the suspects.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where's the obligatory K-9 in the photo?

Anonymous said...

They went too far stealing that Interstate 20 sign and got busted.

Anonymous said...

It will take a lot more than Ulta to help those two.

Anonymous said...

No amount of Ulta makeup could make either suspect look good.

Anonymous said...

They were hiding the loot in their rolls of blubber and hopefully not in an unmentionable location.

Anonymous said...

That I-20 sign cracks me up. If you know, you know.

Anonymous said...

Ummmm, what you ladies doing with all that lotion? My friend Diddy want to know. Posing with these recovered stolen items feels a little like posing with your state record carp that jumped into your boat as you drove by. They didn't catch them the first time, but they came back a second time, to the same stores, and they brought a car load of already stolen items to the scene of the crime again.... I'm not saying it's eeeassy being a cop, but yeah, maybe don't put this one in your scrapbook.


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