Sunday, September 14, 2025

Sign of the Times, High Times

 The infamous Last Call bar posted this little message on social media. 



The news apparently did not go over too well with its patrons as Last Call followed up with another message. 



21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wish I could function on weed like lots of people seem to be able to do. I’d go to sleep.

Anonymous said...

duuuuude.....don't harsh the buzz

Anonymous said...

CPD should just park down the street with a road block. That would stop it. Like fishing in a barrel.

Anonymous said...

It may have a soothing effect, but it is not medicine. It is a mechanism to collect revenue for those who cannot manage what they already have stolen….

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't management throw them out instead of asking the malefactor to leave?

Anonymous said...

It certainly is medicine for people with epileptic episodes. Seems to be quite helpful for treating nausea as well especially when associated with chemotherapy. It’s also good for preventing spasticity associated to multiple sclerosis. Chronic pain is another disease treated well with cannabis and it has to be safer than long term opioid use. There’s plenty of legit medical uses and side effects are relatively minor compared with traditional pharmaceuticals used for those same illnesses.

Anonymous said...

Marijuana stinks. Do whatever you want to but I don't want to smell it. The smell lingers. I have two co-workers who came from Colorado to get away from that constant pungent stinky smell. People confuse medical marijuana with anyone just doing it for fun. The first is for home pain management, the second shouldn't be done while driving or in the public. Show me any city where they allow it and how it has made things better. The mayor of Denver came on the radio and warned us about allowing it in our state, now look.

Anonymous said...

Banning marijuana use by an establishment with a liquor license is just subtle racism.

Anonymous said...

Anyone can get a prescription if they read up and spout the correct answers to the right enabler. I agree it provides comfort in some instances. Start selling it at pharmacies that don’t charge sales tax and I will change my opinion.

Anonymous said...

More reefer madness.

Anonymous said...

It's not as safe as they claim it to be. Users under 50 years of age are 6 times as likely to have a heart attack.

https://www.acc.org/About-ACC/Press-Releases/2025/03/17/15/35/Cannabis-Users-Face-Substantially-Higher-Risk#:~:text=Their%20findings%20indicate%20that%20over,death%2C%20heart%20attack%20or%20stroke.

Anonymous said...

9:32, or maybe it's a micro-aggression

Anonymous said...

Liquor for the squares
Weed for the dropouts
DMT for the enlightened ones (like me)

Anonymous said...

And all those people using to treat those conditions are at the Time Out...... right.

Anonymous said...

Can't fault a business for posting this notice in order to stay in step with the law and announce that is in step. However, it's like the signs in the bathrooms that require employees to wash their hands before returning to work. Management doesn't give a shit whether they do or not. It's a sign calculated to ensure the comfort of patrons and the high-fives of the Health Department.

Anonymous said...

Legal weed = lots of Jackson dope boys out of an easy revenue source. People being able to get weed from a store also cuts down on the possibility of the dope boy offering more than weed.

Anonymous said...

DMT (Google it) is some scary shit, unlike the simple stuff that made us think tar was dripping from the roof of large, black culvert pipes that we crawled into in the sixties. You could stand up and walk through those pipes and eventually come to the end. The pipes might be 15 feet long but took a minute and a half to walk through.

Anonymous said...

WTF is CPD capable of or trained to do other than exclaim, "I smell weed!"

Anonymous said...

9:32, everything is racism. Just ask the NAACP.

Anonymous said...

Go ahead and bullshit here that legal weed eliminates the black market. You are 100% wrong.

We Are the ???? They Forgot. said...

Doctors warn of significant increase in people hospitalized with psychosis after being prescribed medicinal cannabis


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