Sunday, August 24, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 Check out Captain Redneck over in Tallula.  





 What happened as reported in the Madison Journal.

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

We have to understand this poor man's life.
He is a victim of society.

He's still upset about the Cracker Barrel rebrand plus he ran out
Miller Lite for his corn flakes this morning.

Speaking of Tallulah, I miss those 1970s commercials for their old theme park: "Delta Village ....IN TALLULAH ".

Anonymous said...

The rest of the story: https://www.madisonjournal.com/man-accused-hate-crimes-after-armed-threats-tallulah-following-hit-and-run-crash

Seems nice said...

A wonder if alcohol was involved?

Anonymous said...

Oh no, he used one of those scary black "assault" rifles.

Anonymous said...

Assault rifles are like the clown cars with loud mufflers; their owners are trying to buy street cred instead of earning it.

Anonymous said...

White Trash. I’ll bet there’s a Trump bumper sticker on his truck.

Anonymous said...

Everyone of you black-rifle toting, mediocre white males take note. This is you. Nobody is afraid of you. You are a joke.

Anonymous said...

No, but he does have a Harris/Walz sticker.

Anonymous said...

So says the nancy boy who's scared of getting his azz handed to him by a guy like this.....

Anonymous said...

The Madison Journal's article is typical.

They used the term "assault rifle" 3x but never identified the type of
"assault rifle" used. It was probably a little Ruger 10/22 ... with some
glued-on plastic Pakistani after-market-parts to make it "look" more scary.


Anyway, I'm glad Captain Redneck was arrested.
(Nothing worse than a drunk & pissed off redneck thug creating havoc in his big ass truck).

Anonymous said...

Big truck, little pecker.

Anonymous said...

According to the Vicksburg News, his bond has been set at $215,000. That's a significantly higher bond than the progressive Jackson judges assign for murder.

He was very smart to have filmed this encounter.

Anonymous said...

His biggger truck was an 18 wheeler but it's broke since he done tumped over last week.

Spilt corn errywhere.

That's how his foot broke.

Anonymous said...

The guy at the house did the right thing, let the courts handle this ole fool. Yes he had a death wish! You cannot drink ole Smokey moonshine all day, you have to sip and eat a good meal before indulging!

Anonymous said...

https://www.madisonjournal.com/truck-overturns-levee-road-driver-airlifted-after-rescue

Anonymous said...

Racists are just stupid. Same with antisemites. They blame others for their shortcomings.

Anonymous said...

215,000$ bond....wow , he gonna need about 22,000$ cash for a bond. maybe he can have his chums hock his truck for him at the pawn shop.
however.........you can bet dollars to stale donuts, that he owes more on that truck than the truck is worth.

Walter Cronkite said...

The Madison Journal reported that officers from the Tallulah Police Deparment (sic) responded.

Anonymous said...

He'll have a chance to make new friends and do new things where he's going.

Anonymous said...

Stupid all the way and so thankful this family did not shoot back. The victims had much patience in not dragging family & children through court. You certainly have the patience of Job and the heart of God. May you be blessed all the days of your life. Please note that all of society is not like this drunk man who loves Satan more!

Anonymous said...

Wait just a minute. This guy in the pickup just got hit by some of these home boys when he was in another vehicle based on the Madison Journal. They hauled ass and left the scene. A lot is missing here but, what's not missing is a ragged Cadillac and another car parked in the front yard on the grass which tells me exactly who he is dealing with. I wouldn't have handled it his way and the white guy could have easily been killed (probably justified with a self-defense claim) but, I get his frustration. Plus, they knew he was coming.

Anonymous said...

12:49 PM You mean a semi-automatic sporting rifle.

Anonymous said...

1:29 Is an angry power bottom who described his Grindr search 1.) black-rifle toting. 2.) mediocre white males.

Anonymous said...

Good thing Idiot isn’t afraid of black people and is friends with some. He’s gonna need those social skills in jail.

Anonymous said...

Whatta you mean 'probably justified with a self defense claim'? Automatically justified is more like it. An irate man who came on your property, cussing you, returned to his vehicle for a rifle, came back on your property toting said rifle, pointing it. HE'S LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.

I can't understand him or figure out what has him pissed off.

Anonymous said...

Please stop SPAMMING us, 3:47. Nobody wants your pitiful product.

Anonymous said...

So this guy hit a parked car, fled the scene, then returned to blame the person who parked the car in his way?

And when they told him to leave, he got a rifle, threatened to kill them, and fired a shot over their heads?

That is a case study in not taking personal responsibility for oneself. I bet his family wasn’t surprised by any of this.

Anonymous said...

Spam

Anonymous said...

Better run on along now, @1:29, or you'll be late for your creative writing class at Millsaps.

Anonymous said...

Whatchu really miss is driving over there on Saturday to buy whiskey and scratch-off tickets.

Kingfish said...

That Chevron has a great selection of bourbon and other spirits. Great deal on Sazerac Rye if you like that sort of thing.

Anonymous said...

stupid drunken way to handle stuff. Still, "they" do love to park in the strangest places. Ever notice they also enjoy putting the nose of their vehicles in the ROW .....

Anonymous said...

7:58 pm OK because you asked I’ll stop

Anonymous said...

This man represents 90 percent of the keyboard warriors on the Jackson Jambalaya. This is the freedom KF's readers want


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