You know that war over there that nobody talks about over here? Yeah, the second war Biden botched during his first year as president. Nowadays everybody’s talking about President Trump ending that war with a press conference in the oval office. In just over a month, Mr. Trump has closed our borders with Canada and Mexico, renamed a mountain in Alaska, and created a new body of water on our southern border. He has simultaneously baffled every woke person in America with whirling dervishes.
First, this is really nothing new. For the past nine years Mr. Trump has been the brunt of hundreds of malicious lies as well as the target of dozens of elaborate gambits by our own federal government. The presser in the Oval Office last Friday was just another day on the job. Here’s the short version. Big dog nation attacks little dog nation generating a reflexive reaction from a clueless president who’s flush with other people’s money. He and his people throw hundreds of billions of dollars at the little dog who appears to be whupping the big dog. Then Americans elect a new president who has a strong track record as a leader. He inherits the three year old dog fight and develops a plan to break it up. By now the little dog believes the world loves him because he’s beating the big bad dog that everybody hates. The self-emboldened little dog growls and circles around the new president just like he did with the old president hoping to get guarantees of winning along with his usual prizes. After all, little dogs deserve things like that when big dogs attack them. “It’s a rule of war!” The new president hates the dog fight and wants it to end. The big dog bidens his time just like before, but the new president won’t give the little dog what he believes he deserves. So, the new president tells the little dog to “Get out of here!” Both dog nations live in tough neighborhoods and have nothing to offer America. Why did the old president get into this fight? Because he’s clueless. Why didn’t the new president end the fight? Because neither dog wanted peace. The new president returned to work like no other president before him using imaginitive tools and techniques not only to repair trillions of dollars of damage, but also to lead the nation into prosperity for everyone. Nevertheless, his detractors continue to harrass him with dozens of lies that have been debunked and the most vile ad hominem attacks ever levelled at an American president. Why do President Trump’s detractors treat him like this? He has become one of America’s most popular presidents because he’s attracted followers who love America and freedom. He has developed a strong connection with everyday hard working citizens. And, frankly he has a high level of common sense that disappeared long ago among the legacy establishment who now call themselves “woke.” Fortunately for Americans, woke folks are completely disorganized. They have no leader or leadership. They have only one guiding principle: “Trump is always bad!” Their secondary principle is almost as dispicable: “Trump’s supporters are not as intelligent as woke folks.” With continuing support from common sense Americans, President Trump will succeed in leading us all into prosperity. Daniel L. Gardner is a columnist who lives in Starkville, MS. You may contact him at PJandMe2@gmail.com.Saturday, March 8, 2025
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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
19 comments:
Popular???? DL, he's the least popular POTUS since 1953. This insane rant, DL, is in fact pure D canine excrement. Good grief. Detox, please.
syc-o-phant n. a person who seeks favor by flattering people of wealth or influence ; toady. Websters New World Dictionary
(See photo of Tate Reeves to the right.)
Approval rating in low 40%.
It all points to the failure of the new Democratic Party. Trump is a candle burning at both ends, a human blow torch who will run out of fuel and momentum when the "shock and awe" of his attack on the current government wears off. The problem is the Democrats have no viable plan or reliable leadership to pick up the pieces when Trump is done. Most voters are looking for stable square leadership. The Democrats can't supply it. They would have beaten Trump every time if they could.
I didn’t read it but did he cover the part where he is cowering to Putin.
This is perhaps the most clueless, uninformed post I've read in a month (and I've read plenty). Trump is one of "America's most popular presidents"? Doesn't this guy read a poll before making a facially ridiculous claim? Not to mention that Trump's taken the economy from year over year growth into near-recession territory. And the author has zero understanding of why America's interests align with Ukraine's. What a joke.
ITT: a handful of delusional redditors pretend they are the majority when they are nothing more than the tiny screeching minority of looney troons. Keep squealing like pigs! If your numbers are truly so vast, then why is your media in total collapse? With near zero viewership/readership, and totally reliant on federal handouts to survive?
D. L., buddy, I'm usually with you. But your little dog was never anything close to winning. You've sampled the Kool-Aid served up by the mainstream media -- and the USG and the Deep State, but I repeat myself -- that you regularly decry. I look forward to your next piece, an interview with the Ghost of Keeeev.
If you're going to make a comment about poll numbers, at least link to said poll.
See the reply at first comment.
As of today, the president's approval rating (Gallup) is at 34%. The stock market (my 401k plan) is in the toilet. Food prices just keep climbing. (I went to Kroger yesterday for $100 worth of groceries, and it only cost me $200.)
On national TV, the POTUS acts like an adolescent bully, and our Veep acts like the the world's dumbest suckup sycophant. The guy they bully is a democratically elected president of a friendly sovereign nation who is doing everything he can to save his country from becoming part of Putin's dictatorship. Clearly, the Potus wants to be a Putin's best boy. Expect us to abandon more of our allies in the near future. Apparently, the Potus doesn't know that, no matter how big or rich you are, you need friends in the world.
There. Fixed it for you.
The Democrats are in complete disarray. They now have to die on the hill of stupidity along with their voters as seen in the comments here. I love watching the dumpster fire known as the Democrat Party. Please keep it up I need this entertainment for the next four years.
Funny to see all the "auction-paddle" comments popping up on this thread. Very satisfying.
"...a reflexive reaction from a clueless president who’s flush with other people’s money."
Is this Trump or Biden? It was always difficult to tell if "TDS" applied to Trump's most ardent supporters or most vocal detractors, but now it's getting just about impossible. Whatever else a person might believe, for or against Trump, the plain hard fact is that his track record in business is not very good, and just about all of his "success" is either from inheritance or based upon the perception of his name-value. And in many cases with the latter, even that didn't work out when the "Trump myth" ran into real-world business/finance - Trump casinos, steaks, watches, Bibles, schools, water, wine, ties, shirts, etc., etc. vs Trump-branded properties (and even numerous failures there as well). When it comes to actual and demonstrable business acumen, he makes Harry Truman look like Charlie Munger AND Warren Buffett.
So, you're telling us Trump is a broke man that can't succeed? Is that what you're saying?
Trump has been in office less than 50 days, and you blame Trump for the economy FJB created? You think everyone is as ignorant as you.
Why don't you explain why the U.S., and Ukraine have the same interest.
Mushroom tea again, I see.
Well done! My IRA is also suffering because our president has surrounded himself with sycophants. He does not have a team of rivals; he has a team of brown-nosers.
That said, Trump would be back to firing casino workers if the Dems had been able to get behind a non-progressive candidate. Lord Jesus, help me survive the Mad King.
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