Saturday, September 21, 2024

The Return of Soggy Sweat

 Bo Wallace turned into Soggy Sweat on X today. The subject? One Hugh Freeze. Bo Wallace today: 

 


Just one problem.  Check out what Bo had to say last year. 




18 comments:

Reagan MAGA, not narcissist MAGA said...

what's the problem KF? If this same reporting of a player from your idol - LSU - had come out previously, you'd buy into it immediately (if, of course, big if, it supported you in either blaming LSU's failure on the coach --- or, if it supported you in believing that LSU was going to again steal the top prize by whatever means or ways it could be done.)

You don't buy into the big Bo's claims because why? It doesn't help you (and your Tiger Droppings) claim to another fame for your vaunted LSU.

Get over it. Don't defend; don't support. Just report. It ain't your LSU, and whether it helps or hurts your bunch of corndog eating bunch is too soon to be determined.

But that would require you to be a 'reporter' as some of your adhearants want to claim when they pat you on the back for your 'first on the line, for 'reporting'".

So - either give Bo his spot, and watch (and get your hits, which is all that is really, really important) - or hide them. Lets see who wins.

Ghost of Charlie Conerly said...

There’s probably some truth to both of Bo Wallace’s posts, but for whatever reason, Freeze hit his pinnacle while he was at Ole Miss. You have to have good players to win week to week, and there is a reason Auburn’s team may be lacking in talent and it is not because of a lack of money.

Anonymous said...

Can someone interpret 12:51’s rant for me?

Anonymous said...

And Jesus couldn’t care less who wins… John 3:16

Anonymous said...

Maybe in 2023 Broadway Bo was looking for an assistant coach position on Freeze’s staff.

Anonymous said...

@12:51, hell, yes. Damn right. He likes jews too.

Anonymous said...

Must have been "Bad Bo" that day. I take what he says with a grain of salt. However, there is truth in that post.

Anonymous said...

Serious question. Who is Bo Wallace? Can anyone provide some reference?

Kingfish said...

If you don't know, you're not in the know and if you're not in the know, you don't have a need to know.

I thought there was a great deal of truth in his recent statement. It's just funny when juxtaposed against his statement from nearly a year ago.

Anonymous said...

He is heap big mad.

Anonymous said...

Are you saying you don't love Jews? Do you call yourself a Christian? You can't go to heaven if you don't love everybody.

Anonymous said...

Freeze had the numbers of 12 hookers in his phone and cheated on both the NCAA and his wife. He then went and worked for the biggest hypocrite in the world - Jerry Falwell Jr. (who loved watching his wife getting railed in his children’s bedroom). Freeze is a garbage person who didn’t care about anyone but himself.

Anonymous said...

From my understanding of the situation, on one side, you have a washed up QB taking to social media to complain about an ex-coach. On the other side, you have a coach with a terrible moral compass that used to parade around with a local “preacher” to talk about his “flaws”. Both sides of this nothing-burger story are very unlikeable.

JimAtTheRez said...

Bo is right in both posts. Freeze is smart and is a great culture builder and play caller. However, he is a shameless self-promoter. It is all about him. I thank him for the good things he did at Ole Miss, but he destroyed so much of his reputation by the end.
And Bo is especially right about Hugh throwing his players under the bus. Where do you think the "Good Bo, Bad Bo" came from? Hugh needs to take some accountability for his and his coaching staff's part in Auburn's mess right now. Anyway, #HottyToddy.

Anonymous said...

Bo is right. Freeze is the king of Bus-Wheel-Tossing. Freeze has never recovered from his addiction. Why? Simple. He has no desire to.

He cozied up to the hiring authority at Liberty because they're two peas in a pod.

Falwell Jr was fired after photos surfaced of him with his wife's 'assistant' in provocative stages of undress, both with pants unzipped. He claimed it was all a joke. Right.

Then there was this:

https://people.com/human-interest/jerry-falwell-jr-wife-becki-open-up-about-pool-boy-sex-scandal/#:~:text=After%20Becki's%20sexual%20relationship%20with,Both%20of%20us%20did.

Anonymous said...

Bo should have been in the running for HC at MSU. I remember at least one touchdown he scored for the Dogs!

Anonymous said...

I am sure there is truth in both tweets but KF is right. The hypocrisy is amusing when side by side comparison is made.
Drunk Bo is undefeated far more than QB Bo ever was.

Anonymous said...

Once you have tasted Southern Banana Puddin', it ain't likely you gonna forget it. You can swear off of it for a while, but when you see it on a buffet again or even smell it from a distance, you more than likely gonna dip another bowlful.

Only you gonna be more discreet this time.


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