Thursday, December 15, 2022

Will Jackson Change Rental Codes?

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding a town hall forum today to discuss a proposed revision of the Jackson rental ordinances.  A copy of the proposed ordinance is posted below.

 
Time: 2 PM
Place: City Council Chambers


35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Call it the equity gouge. But, really, this is nothing more than a special tax.

Anonymous said...

Rents are going up all over Jackson!

Anonymous said...

Anyone who thinks Lumumba can actually manage this administrative lift needs to put down Melvin's bong and get sober.

Anonymous said...

I always find it amazing that the very people who complain about the need for affordable housing are the very people who create the inability to offer affordable housing. They live in some sort of dreamland where they will force landlords to offer premium and hyper compliant housing at affordable prices.

Anonymous said...

Every rental in west jackson will fail inspection

If they don’t….the bribes are working

Anonymous said...

Glad they are trying. A few decades late, but glad they are trying.

Anonymous said...

Look slum lords, your free ride is over. Everyone knows you raise the rent with the rent market without maintaining the property.
Make the place livable or tear it down.

Palm Grease - Inspector Version said...

There will be lots and lots of gift cards delivered to the office of home inspectors.

Anonymous said...

This is only the “legal” and public facing side of this ordinance. It’s really just a shakedown of landlords to pay off hissoner grifter behind closed doors. Palms will be greased, business will continue as usual.

Anonymous said...

all the code enforcers are getting new cars-

Anonymous said...

This is written like garbage. It has a "local agent" definition, but no explanation of why it is needed or requirement that the owner have a local agent. I shouldn't have expected anything less.

It seems that it only so that the City could hire more employees and buying a new fleet of cars for those employees.

If they redrafted the ordinance, it should allow for an owner who lives within a 20-30 mile radius who owns less than 50 (or less) rental properties to be exempt from requiring a local agent. Allow that owner to make the decision to hire someone else to deal with the headache of a phone call.

Anonymous said...

It absolutely astounds me how hard Jackson’s royalty works to run off tax paying people and companies.

Anonymous said...

Crack houses not included.

Anonymous said...

Only sure thing this plan delivers is a reduced supply of rental housing. Artificially constricted supply = higher rents.

Anonymous said...

The city that ran the water system into the ground now thinks they can adequately manage rentals. Interesting.

Anonymous said...

Requiring a legal representative to live in jackson is likely unconstitutional

I wouldn’t worry about this draft going into effect as it’s written.

Anonymous said...

All this does is it gives the deadbeat renters an excuse for not paying their rent. You know, there is a leak, the grass is not cut,the roof leaks, the neighbors dog barks too much, etc.

Anonymous said...

Chowke is on track to "Free the Land," especially in NE Jackson.

Anonymous said...

To an existing rent currently managed directly by an owner, add 10% for an agent fee and 10% for city bureaucracy fee.

Our marxist Lil Choke is so tearfully caring for poor blacks, he's gonna hike their rents 20%.

Anonymous said...

I think the Jackson city schools should be closed one day soon as a show of support for new rental rate rules.

Anonymous said...

Water should be free, it’s a basic human right, like air, housing, food, healthcare, cell phones, marijuana, education…what’s wrong with you capitalist, always wanting to pay for shit that should be free!

Anonymous said...

Producers of wealth, including hospitals, are not leveraging their power against this little commie mayor, who wants their assets.

Anonymous said...

This is just another shakedown of THE MAN. Baby Chok knows this will disproportionately benefit his constituents, so they can feel free to trash their apartments and be assured they'll be repaired on a schedule after having done so.

How many properties do you think will pass on the first (or maybe even second) inspection? Whatcha gon do?

Anonymous said...

Section 8 vouchers will need a 20% bump. Right?

Anonymous said...

C'mon Chuck. Why didn't you go all the way to rent control?

Anonymous said...

Consistent with the mayor's overreach, he might want to demand all transactions between private parties for private business be conducted through a "local agent", merely because some aspect of that business is subject to some kind of government rules, as virtually all private businesses are.

Anonymous said...

1:13....free water is and always has been available. Just get your bucket and go to the reservoir, Pearl River, Town Creek or any of a number of sources of free water. If, however, your want it to be clean, safe and delivered to your home, you have some mechanism to make it thus. I doubt, however, you will be able to find those ancillary services for your "free water".

Anonymous said...

If this doesn't pass Chowke will veto the non-passage. Right?

Anonymous said...

The only thing leftist can do in the name of equality is raise prices for the poor. It happens with taxes food rentals etc.

Anonymous said...

Yep...Chokwe, the younger, is right on track with the syllabus written by Chokwe, the elder. It's unfolding nicely.

Anonymous said...

The more free services, food, water, clothing, transportation, etc. you give people, the less chance that they will not become dependent on these freebies and be transformed into lazy, dependent, wards of the state! It is not fair for those footing the bill, and it certainly not fair to those becoming dependent on those free services.

Anonymous said...

Free the rents!

Anonymous said...

Attn 8:04 Thanks for your comments, but they are about 20 years too late.

Anonymous said...

The Rent Is Too Damn High!

Anonymous said...

11:38 gets me.

I am shocked how hard they actively work to make every tax payer leave.
Imagine if they worked that hard at the real issues in Jackson.

Can't properly free the land if people with a brain still live there I guess.


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